iterally everything we put our hands on become gold everything cultured, sophisticated exclusive or luxurious is Italian everything we do become the best the world will ever see
>have to empire: create Roma >have to politica Macchiavelli >have to religion Pope >have to paint Giotto Raffaello Michelangelo Caravaggio >Have to music Vivaldi Verdi Rossini Paganini >have to be genius da Vinci Galileo >have to write Dante Boccaccio >invent atomic bomb Fermi >invent radio signal Marconi >invent telephone Meucci >invent PC Olivetti >have to discover Polo Vespucci Colombo >most beautiful cars in the world 500 Ferrari Lamborghini Maserati >most beautiful bikes in the world Vespa Ducati >most beautiful dresses in the world Armani Prada Versace D&G Gucci >most beautiful cities in the world Venice Florence Rome >most beautiful seaside in the world Amalfi coast Portofino Sardinia >most beautiful countryside in the world Tuscany >most beautiful lakes in the world Como >most beautiful mountains in the world Alps Dolomiti >most iconic monuments in the world Colosseum David Pisa >most beautiful movies in the world: Fellini Storaro Leone Morricone Stallone >most famous singers in the world Caruso Pavarotti >best food in the world Prosciutto Salame Parmesan Pasta Pizza >best wines in the world Chianti Barolo Brunello >best coffee in the world espresso Lavazza Cimbali >have to deal with kikes invent ghettos >have to fight kikes invent fascism >have to crime invent mafia >even our ruins are the best in the world: Pompei Taormina
long story short: how can non-italians resist the urge to commit suicidio for not being born in the greatest Country under the sun to have ever been?
>yuropoors, acceptable BMI countries welcome >glow in the dark mutt shills d&c go shooting insulin and stay out
>Monica Bellucci If there is something I admit to Italians, that she is pretty much a perfect female.
And when we are talking females, don't forget, statistically speaking your women are second after Greek women in being chaste and faithful in the whole Europe.
My ancestors raided Milan and I understand why.
John Peterson
Still inferior to us
Daniel Young
You are definitely first when it comes to painting and sculpture. No one else can touch you.
You come second in music. The Germans/Austrians have you beat there.
You're pretty good in literature: Dante is one of the three or four greatest poets ever. Your other poets and novelists are good although I think the Russians and the English have you beat in the novel department.
Philosophy? Sorry, the Greeks, the Germans, and the French have you beat there.
Cooking? You rank up there, just below the French.
Science? Pretty good (Galileo, Fermi), but again the Germans have you beat there. Also the Americans have you beat...for once.
>best food Not even your monks produce their own food any longer. Who are you kidding? When was the last time you just walked and picked some figs on the way? You even know that feel?
Isaiah Ramirez
I think they are. Personally, my favorite cuisines are French, Chinese, and Indian. But Italian is very good, too.
Eli Bell
She still looks pretty good now considering she's in her 50's, but I'm pretty sure her milk has gone bad at this point
Chase Turner
I want to timewarp back to 1986 and preg her repeatedly.
Asher Watson
You guys are in the running, sure.
Jayden Torres
No sorry mehmet. You aren’t French.
Tyler Edwards
She was best looking at 2000s. Jesus Christ, her in Irréversible. Just perfect.
do you take German mutts who accept they will always be foreigners but just want to integrate into a functional European society with a clear national identity and rich history?
Adrian Foster
Love Italians my man, but unless you sort out your 1.1 birth rate, there isn't going to be an Italy in a few decades.
Jonathan Cruz
>Whiter than you, Muhammad.
Landon Rogers
you settled all of your best retired veteran soldiers, the ones smartest and strongest enough to survive 16+ years of military service in spain and gaul while leaving behind your slaves and serfs.
surprise, western europe rocketed off and italy's been a shithole ever since.
Blake Scott
I want to cum just looking at her.
Nathan Perry
Half of your country is worse than dogshit. Seperate from them and then we will talk.
Jaxson Sullivan
pic related was last year I would still unironically give a limb to fug her
I'm not Italian, but I have to agree. Italians have the greatest sense of aesthetics on earth. I wouldn't agree though that Italians are the best at food, wine, and women, or writing, or music. Pretty much all European Latins are good at that. It's in designing objects of beauty that Italians surprass everybody else.
That and the moor nigger DNA had not poisoned the majority of the population to the degree it has poisoned them now, it was the fucking renaissance, they were white then.
Mason Ross
they just copied the greeks.
Isaiah Flores
Sicilians are greco-punic, not Italians
Blake Stewart
monica belucci is a fucking goddess
i still jackoff to scenes of her in matrix reloaded good god the way her dress hugs her perfect bod always cum hard as fuck
John Clark
They did not.
Levi Hill
>next door neighbors >somehow midgets compared to our 180 average height
Guess they missed the Dinaric train.
Gabriel Walker
She's 54, so you need to account for 54 years of Italians with nigger DNA fucking and spreading that nigger gene. It's even worse now.
No the people in Bolzano and Trento are 190 cm average height. Italy is very divided genetically. Not a lot of mixing surprisingly.
Jonathan Flores
you are right indeed, still (if for southerns) there have always been a communion of interests and the knowledge of being italians all those wars bvetween Florence, Siena, Venice, Genoa, Rome etc were out exactly of the communal understanding of the shared ancestry
I want to timewarp back to 1986 and have a year-long threesome with Monica Bellucci and Nigella Lawson. UNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Adrian Ross
Every thing they learned from us, they used it respectfully to go further.
What about Latin? Not Copied, based-on.
Asher Ross
for one thing the statue you posted is german so you don't know shit what you're talking about
roman architecture and sculpting is ripped from greece, much of the most famous roman statues surviving into the modern day are literally roman copies of greek statues that are centuries older. this isn't really disputed. romans had a lot of originality particularly in their military but it was not in their aesthetic.
She still has fucking great figure even today, would hit that without a second of a thought too. Every self-respecting white male in this planet should acknowledge that his greatest life regret is not having at least five strong sons with someone like that.
Samuel Garcia
No we are but I’ve screwed a few Italians and I have a son in Italy.
Julian Lee
>Are italians the best people to ever have graced earth with their presence? no, we the upper caste hindus are.
Nicholas Ramirez
So you would just rub your micro penis all over them why they giggled and poke fun at you or what? Explain this tiny Doc Brown.
Carter Myers
Are Italians the worst allies ever made ?
Zachary Howard
>people
Joshua Thompson
first step to be loved by italians: try to speak them language even if it's shit tier. we will laugh our asses off from the wrong gendered pronounces and shit but we will be ready to accept you as one of us and defend you as you were born here if we see you want to integrate. instead,go to a gelato parlour (out of the Garda/Verona region) and speak deutch and we will hate you with no reserves
>upper caste hindus You mean the white speck on top of chicken shit? LMFAO curry nigger.
Jonathan Jones
russia made a pretty bad mistake in their choice of allies once
Grayson Russell
The Greeks invented sex Italians invented sex with women
Levi Adams
romans were just as gay as greeks, what are you talking about
Evan James
ItalyBros have some sexy guns too
Carson Hughes
You're the one who's the typical dumb fuck ignorant American, conflating Romans with Italians, lolololololo.....It's not the same. I posted that picture simply because I like it and not as an example of an Italian sculpture.
Also, you are probably a buthurt Greek that has to ride on the coattails of Italian achievements in order to give himself some pride points. It's not the same, not even during Roman times did the Greeks compare to Romans, and much less after the fall of the Roman Empire and the subsequent development of what came to be the Italian state.
Italians = Not Greeks
Charles Reyes
>it's actually an Italian and not a Jersey shore American making these threads for once Weird.
Jose Johnson
It's a close contest. The greeks were the parent that lived to see the child surpass them. Happy to carry both greek and italian blood, regardless.
Luke Gonzalez
yeah there's a theory Jesus Christ to be just the cult of Julius Caesar by the palestine veterans. long story short, it's based on similarities between the stories (Caesar cross the Rubicon, Jesus the Jordan, Jesus is betrayed, Caesar is betrayed, also it seems there was a roman custom of building life size wax mock up of great men when died, thus the "resurrection" etc..)
Brandon Martinez
All those things happened when the Siculo-neapolitans were an irrelevant minority completely stranger to any of the 'italian' achievements you listed.
In the current year, 'italy' is a Siculo-neapolitan dominated state where Lombards and Tuscans are fastly ethnically replaced and lead to extincion.
So 'italy' is simply becoming a dirty, chaotic, corrupted, sterile wasteland inhabited by low IQ, half jewish Siculo-neapolitans.
>It's not the same, not even during Roman times did the Greeks compare to Romans you talk of ignorance and say things like this? comical. literally nobody claims the greeks compared to romans during roman times. are you fucking serious? you know nothing of antiquity, greek culture peaked centuries before the roman republic was even a thing. >Italians = Not Greeks lmao what who's saying they are what's wrong with you
what the fuck. I don't have a single ounce of greek or roman blood in my body to my knowledge, I just like history and study it. apparently you don't...
Christopher Wilson
No, I would insert my 6.5" penis in their vaginas repeatedly over the course of an entire year. The object would be to inseminate them as often and as vigorously as possible. I would hope they'd get wet and moan instead of giggling at my penis, but even if they giggled, that wouldn't affect my throbbing boner.
Camden Gutierrez
you are not even related to the ancient romans, you ugly mulatto shitalian
Jacob Jackson
>Marconi >>invent radio signal WRONG. Nikola Tesla invented the first radio and submitted his patent at least three years before Marconi. There is a lot of evidence that Marconi actually stole his design from Tesla.
Landon King
who's saying they are? they learned a hell of a lot from the greeks though, just like the germans learned a hell of a lot from the romans, and the greeks learned a hell of a lot from the middle east and north africans.
Brandon Jenkins
Why not resurrect a good tradition of Czech female-taking raids? We did that together with Germans last time, but seeing their absolute state now, we can manage alone just fine.
Ian Taylor
>Patenting electromagnetic waves
lmao
David Hill
Sailing was invented by the Egyptians for example, which we had trade deals and stuff.
Parker Young
Tesla patented the first radio, Marconi stole the design for the first radio.
Cooper Nguyen
yes, I believe it comes down to the fact that every italian when facing death start thinking about missing all the perfect climate, the patrician lifestyle and thus realize dying for wahtever cause that isn't his immediate family is BS, when people like you might probably think about some ugly ass retard shithole you have to go back when finished fighting so death isn't so terrible on your eyes. just a theory but still..
Leo Young
Mate, you can't patent a radio. It's literally just modulation of electromagnetic waves. That's like patenting boiling water.
Isaac Richardson
dude you are a showin off faggot, go fuck yourself also we are not white, not even european and we are a cucked as the rest of the west nigerian mafia has cucked out our own mafia fuck off faggot
Oliver Adams
have to reproduce - that's where you are failing miserably Guido. I love Italy and your culture, please don't let it die.
Jonathan Rivera
You made a post stating Roman culture is an extension of Greek culture, this is nonsense. Roman culture contained elements of Greek culture, but it was not a copy of it. The Romans had their own sense of aesthetics, quite distinct from the Greeks.
Anyways, that doesn't even matter. Modern Italy is the result of the fall of the Roman Empire, and then the adoption of Catholicism, plus Latin Alphabet, Italian Republics, Papal state, German Emperors, Normans, Napoleonic invasions, Renaissance, and so on. What does Greece have to do with that? Literally, nothing.
Mason Turner
of course
forza bros
Josiah Allen
this. We are subhuman
Robert Evans
true >have to shot >Beretta it's like we do timeless beauty without even thinking about it, just out of the blue BAM, here's another masterpiece for the world to be a bit less barbaric
Austin Phillips
no, not subhumans just not white
Connor Lewis
Yes, of course, Europeans learned from one another. However, after the rise of the west, and the stagnation of the East, the two went their quite distinct separate ways.
Ryan Garcia
you are so effeminate that i am disgusted
Parker Rivera
no I didn't, I said the romans copied greek architecture and sculpting, which isn't even disputed. I can't take you seriously at all after you said >not even during Roman times did the Greeks compare to Romans literally betrays you as being completely ignorant of antiquity. like, you don't even know the timetable you are working with, some of the most basic shit. you are a pseud. >what does greece have to do with that? the roman empire likely would have never existed in the first place if not for greece, so a lot.
Adam Reyes
shitalians are both non white and subhuman
Justin Bell
Why are you attacking your fellow non-whites? Italians and Irish should be bros.