Confess your sins, Jow Forums
I'll start
>31, two children (one son, one daughter)
>Loving wife, stable couple
>Stable job
>Each first saturday of month, I pay the hottest escort in can find to fuck me in the ass with a strapon and delightfully cum till next month
Your turn user
I envy God because he is dead.
There is my sin.
I'm a pedophile. I've never hurt anyone, but I still hate myself for it.
It's ok user.
I know a dude like this. So, it doesn’t really surprise me.
>28
>not married
>fucking your wife
>she my main
Here's my confession: OP is absolutely glowing
Good
God ain't dead he's doing better than ever
but you are overwhelmingly forgiven for believing this, in fact you need not even be forgiven because it's just your belief
your belief is empirically wrong as factual data will suggest to the attentive observer, but there is a lot of disinformation out there so it's no big deal and besides, God does love you, human mortal conscious experience
Also OP that's kinda hot hmu if you run out of money for escorts.
My sin is that I don't believe in sin.
my sin is that I believe in sin and yet sin anyway
I hurt a dog intentionally when I was a kid and enjoyed it.
I got an erection from a child touching me once.
I pushed a retard into a urinal and he broke his nose.
I don't believe in Holocaust official story and I openly say so but secretly I wish it was true.
>Confess your sins, Jow Forums
Mossad used to be more subtle than that.
Why does everyone in here prefer their sex partners be pathetic and undercooked?
Check yourself in an asylum
years, single
>>I want to be a country singer
>> I hate niggers, muslims and Jews
>> I hate kpop
>> I hate everything
>> I have depression
Once I didn't think that it be like it is;
But it do
i'm a massive furfag and there are days where i cannot think of anything else. its dreadful. i dont have any extreme fetishes but its still bad and i despise it
You’re a bad person, I hope your wife and kids find out soon. (And they will)
I want to fuck my hot, ginger neighbor. She's gorgeous. My girlfriend has no clue.
Nice larp faggot
>works for the NSA
>correlates data to person through PRISM on honeypot chan site
>just filed OP with the blackmail flag in our database
I confess this job amuses me.
>would love to shove religion down your throat
Sometimes I think how easy things would be if I had a twink bf instead of chasing women.
Then i remember fags always have to be as degenerate as possible. And I hate other peoples dicks
>Confess your sins, Jow Forums
I have gotten so many shills fired... it's frankly a little ridiculous.
How is banging people in fur suits? Hot or not? Personally I think it'd be a hangup for me not being able to see their face.
I watch a lot of furry porn
And I'm the guy that keeps responding to shitpost threads with Big Chungus
>My girlfriend has no clue.
lol..yes she does. She wants to fuck her too, and shes just waiting for you to make the move so she can bus you and pull out the inner cuckold within you, that is emanating from your very post.
I jerk off from time to time and fuck my wife really good after.
Next
Next.
I have a desire to serve. I want to work for people who are smarter / more powerful than me, support them to they can become even more powerful than before. I want to watch them grow to their peak performance. I want nothing but their gratitude for serving them. The thought alone of serving someone higher makes me feel overjoyed. I know I'm most likely a brainwashed Npc, which is making me a happy slave and the worst enemy of freedom
we all know what your sin is faggot.
Nothing wrong with that. I mate select for that particular trait. Just latch on to someone worthy of serving instead of to the usual faggots.
Are you boys or girls?
Don't get your hopes up.
I'm not really white.
seek help
I care too much
celibate for life, tell everyone im focused on career
>gay pedo
>feels very bad man
>girls on Jow Forums
jokes aside, male and 25years old.
Thanks, reading this makes me feel a little bit better about myself. I always got told by people how everyone wants to be a manager or how important leadership is. I never had the desire for that.
Can't have leaders without followers. Together we get shit done.
do the right thing then user
I killed 17 children back in nam.
Forgive me Jow Forums for i have sinned.
I told niggers about Jow Forums and now they are too red pilled to turn back. Self hating blacks that hate other blacks. Feelsbadman.jpg
I heard my boss had Bitcoin. I didn't believe it but he let me work on his assignments a lot. I transferred $4 million dollars of his Bitcoins to my wallet. He didn't know what happened and was visibly upset the next 2 weeks. He didn't tell anyone not to look stupid. I worked the job for 6 more months so they don't suspect anything and gave notice.
probably would have killed you unless you are a war fag just killing for no reason
i furiously masturbate to shemale/trap/sissy porn
That's so fuckin weird man. Why don't you just ask your wife to do that once in awhile.
I hate niggers, but once I got a black prostitute to have sex with her because I wanted to know how it is. Now I am afraid that I'll burn in hell because of Zoophilia.
Who knows user, if you keep your standards up, you may help the rise of the prophesied King.
Late 40s. Spent last 20 years working with immigrant families and minorities in the inner city. Find housing, resources etc. I've won awards for my work. Shook the hand of a prime minister. Had lunch with the mayor. Been called a role model and inspiration. Compassionate and dedicated to help migrants and the poor better their lives.
In reality I hate all minorities, especially niggers. All we get here now are niggers. They are disgusting animals. I'd be a WS if I was full white. I do the job because the money and bennies are insane and I love hiding behind this mask. No one has any clue.
We in the LGBTP movement are working to progress where you will one day be considered normal
hello CIA nigger
if you haven't touched a kid yet go on a no fap streak for more than 3 years and you'll stop fantasizing about such freakish shit.
Acting like your wife will still respect you after asking, more so after doing it
I'm a suicidal NEET due to such shitty health that I'm considered disabled and I really hate my life. I am useless and a waste of resources but don't want to die yet. Even though I know I need to so now I'm waiting for the right moment to do so. Was originally planning to commit suicide. Now I'm just waiting for shit to go down somewhere and go there to die for something.
Being sick with no hope is hell.
At least you can control your appetites and are not a molester user. That's what counts.
Fuck both of you. May your death be painful and terrifying
but it's better that you throw yourself off a bridge with a tombstone tied to your neck than to touch a kid
You are what I aspire to be, user
get a sex doll retard
I am hitler's grandson
>confessions
I fucked your jewish mom. I came in her ass and she loved it! I'm not even circumcised and I'm black. Also sage
Shalom rabbi
Was he a jew?