Jeff Besos Texts Leaked

>I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes
>and my eyes

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range ban uk

Checked. Someone please give this image the BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP treatment with the green odor.

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imagine that half wiped brapper in the morning after a night of the 20 piece mcnugget meal...
there's a reason tendies are spoken so highly of.
especially if they were doused in the sweet n sour..

the aromatic brapapedic fumes of the chicken nuggie tendies...

70 billion dollar pussy

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Tlking like this to a woman ever. What a faggot

literally cringing

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WTF is in/on his eyes? Does he have some kind of state-of-the-art Google glasses shit installed?

>Alive girl
Tells you with precision about the wife

I suppose you’re a 40yr virgin ?

fucking kek
MOAR!

thats a contact. wtf is it hiding underneath...

He writes like a 75 IQ pajeet, yet is the richest man on this planet. How?

>when your farts smell just like Wendy's Chicken
fuck bro

Was going to point that out.
Usually I'm angered by these divorce settlements, but in this case I hope his ex cleans him out nicely. I probably wouldn't even feel that way if he was fucking prime young pussy by the dozen.

>WTF is in/on his eyes? Does he have some kind of state-of-the-art Google glasses shit installed?
MKUltra

He's a relative of one Brazilian politician

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CIA and government welfare. Are you living under a rock?

>brapapedic
My fucking sides

>Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on
Yep, these are real, only a massive Silicon Valley autist would mention ideas and competence

Kek'd

WTF... Richest man in the world and he is pursuing this dried up old hag?

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because he is the prop man for USA american imperialism, I should know, for every purchase an european does on Amazon, the taxes are paid for here
Amazon ( just like Microsoft ) is just a company to spread their power
Which isn't a bad thing desu, I'd rather have a fun computer than a military dictatorship

who the hell are these assholes

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Wow, he’s really fucking bad at that. Most women would cringe

>implying we're any better
I know every one of you faggots has jerked off to tranny porn at least once

Kek

Did he give her a dirty sanchez?

Saying that shit over text is so weak, if you're gonna say "romantic" shit like that. Always do it in person you weirdos

Ah, I see you're a connoisseur.

>have more money than you could spend
>be a whipped pussy pining for some cunt
What a fucking waste.

Sure buddy, I bet you don’t even have a chick to text.

speak for yourself you leaf faggot

Kek

Looks like a jew Psyop campaign. Can't believe he fell for their Suggestions to Affair.
Beware, everyone, the Jews will use every dirty trick they can to destroy you if you get too much power.
They suggested an affair, he bit, the brunette was the bait.

LOL

this is so cringe
MGTOW is the only way to be

Yeah I agree, it’s not like he meant for the world to read his most private messages. Where is he allowed to be unfiltered if not with a lover?

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Lol money makes men attractive

Isn’t that someone sending that TO “Jeff” and not from him?

>wanting to smell a woman is somehow embarrassing
>on the board obsessed with brappers

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Speak for yourself maple-queer, conning nudes out of whore is hilariously easy, you just have to know what weaknesses to play into.

Go fuck a tree faggot. Women want men not other women. You think you get any respect from a woman by talking like a bitch? Good luck

Why does he need to type anything to this cunt other than 'come over now'
they should be at his beck and call ffs
He has enough money to buy 3 countries and make all of them harem states with him as sole leader and yet he does this shit.
No wonder the goyim get a bad rep.

They are the alien overlords who came to Earth to oversee its spiritual evolution. It is said that their shout can kill the unclean.

maybe since hes not a filthy pedophile?

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Crown Him

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It's almost like being the richest man alive only depends on luck, lack of conscience, and (((connections))) instead of actual hard work or innovation

>everyone who doesnt try to fuck barren old hags is a pedo

ROASTIE DETECTED.

WIll we ever find out what his HOMEWRECKING WHORE sent back?

beautiful

What do you know homo? Tell me what woman want?

>I love you, alive girl.
>alive girl
>alive

welp. sacrifices and corpse fucking confirmed.

Are those David Hasselhoff's offspring?

Hello, Brother

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>roastie
is that how you justify kissing children?

attempting to mount married 49 year old women, WTF is wrong with this nigger.

>I love you, alive girl.
Is he into dead women as well ?

TFW you still couldn’t get with this “dried up hag”

Perhaps she’s a really good fuck for him. Who know what that Manlet is into. I see her strapping on a dildo and fucking the shit out of his ass.

hey youre right. looks like bezo might have an 80b slander lawsuit to make up for it.

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Hot

t. Jow Forums virgin that has never had his brain scrambled by a thirsty woman.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>Richest man on the planet.
>Spits game of a 9 year old.
I guess you can't have everything but the billions compensate for said everything.

Giving him hair, even JUST hair, would actually be an improvement over being a cueball though

No dick- alive girl, meaning he’s free and alive away from his wife and now able to have a woman ass fuck him without a nagging wife watching his every move

Cringey as it may be, he definetely got some pussy. Granted you have to be worth atleast 100billion for that to work but still..

Desu this man is suave senpai
He really does have it all

Ew you weirdo in Canada

I guess it's settled then.
Musk>>>>>>>Bezos

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nice quality post. srsly.

>she

I don't think ""she"" needs a strap on

I guess they never miss, huh?

Personally I think this was a good transition for Bezzy. That he found love for a woman who is actually alive is a good thing.
His eye
You wish, pajeet.
Maybe he's gay?

this is journalism in 2019

>HGH

What does this have to do with Bezos?

>"spits game"
>incel acts black when he wants to step up his game
Where to start

Ahh she does look like a shemale. Little men love to be dominant I think.

sounds pretty gay desu

listen bebe cheese, i got so much unf love just unfing to sperg on your shorts n shit like gurl just unf my gosh giddlt goooompf oof

glass eye maybe

Fake image you retards

>tfw the Chad vs virgin meme is real
>the richest man on earth is a beta and all his wealth cant even get him and old whore

Bro you can just tell this bitch will deep throat and swallow, then lick your anus for hours