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fuck the queen edition

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Eddie is a faggot loser.

STOP SLIDING THE OTHER THREAD YOU CUNT

fuck you cunt

Our Queen was a wholesome girl in her day.

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Why does Donald Pleasance's daughter look like a reconstruction of a Mesolithic Briton?

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She's also an inbred, german with no qualities that give her the right to live such a lavish life.

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fuck the Queen, fuck May, fuck Juncker and fuck Jannies

kek
looks like youre ancestors picked the wrong side, chap

BASED

REMAINER FASHISTS

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kek, I'm half russian so it's in my blood to want a revolution.

we have yellow vests tomorrow to protest cunts like this

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Fuggin' based!

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cyka blyat pidar.

how do you actually stop wanking and looking at porn?

"For your information, England is a fag country!" -Archie Bunker bringing the redpills to the masses as usual. youtu.be/7dKpHtc9F9M

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Guys i’m Not a Russian shill. We have to meme he bank run on France to fucking destroy the EU so we can have Brexit. We need to go to all our meme war against the EU. Complete and total anal anihilation. I’m sick of waking up to one more day of hearing of the fucking European Union and I just want it to burn. As a British person do your duty to spread fear and chaos across Europe. Now is the time to ramp up operations against our gated enemy the EU and smash it once and for all. We must denigrate it and rape it of its dignity at all times. Meme the bank run fuck the EU. Fuck them all.

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based

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What would the Deano version of "Ali G" be like? Remember Ali G was a parody of Chavs who they thought was one of them. I think it would be funny if we see something like that for Deanos and their culture.

mi6 > mi5

Cutie.

Too bad she's old and gross and prob gonna die soon

She's a Sephardic Jew. They're all Sephardic Jews. The 'nazis' were from the same camp.

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got a job lads cleaning ambulances, not seen any blood so far.

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Posh wanker pepe coont, innit

Did you accept one solely because Nietzsche worked as in an ambulance?

Your first day, huh? Wait until you see one that looks like someone exploded in the back.

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Why not become a paramedic?

i was trying to remember the famous author who worked in a hospital as the equvilient loike a janitor

no i been working a few months , once the scoop came back covered in blood and bits of brain but apart from that ok.

I think i should take you through a shift, becase Jow Forums is all about learning

>I think i should take you through a shift, becase Jow Forums is all about learning
Sure, why not? I've only worked at a hospital for 12 years. Car accidents can be pretty damn gruesome.

ok but this is just a janitor doing a shift not a parameidc

ok so all the paramedics keep the heroin that which is blood barrier diamorphine they said/ in a red box on their lap, they won't even leave the vehicle without it/ like they care about this stuff but nitrous they have for free.

i clean the ambulance outside after doing all the restocking so this is backwards.

i restock the ambulance and check all the equipment, like really test it, discharge the defibrillator into a pack, run the lafarge thing that sucks vomit out of mainly old people with heart attacks and check the PSI, Basically check every line, power, needle, gauage, suction, power, everything from the clips on the scoop to the board to the fuel to the headlights, everything is checked and fixed.

Then i give extra sterile swabs to the female paramedics because they use like a 100 every shift, really, i check the neck braces are not accdidently child sized instead of adult, it's still pink for female blue for male which is 100% sexist.

Then as i said i clean it especailly the windscreen and mirrors.

Check the diesel heater is working


Now they are all out on shift I inhale most of the Nitrous like a 30KG tank that is near empty but holds 1000 poppers worth but you can't put onto a live vehicle becase that woudl be stupid the only other option is to vent it.

>Then i give extra sterile swabs to the female paramedics because they use like a 100 every shift, really
What the hell are they doing with them?
>I inhale most of the Nitrous like a 30KG tank that is near empty
Waste not, want not. Nitrous isn't very common with EMS here, though.

i don't know but they want them and are overly happy when i give them more, like i stole them and gave it to them

>>Waste not, want not. Nitrous isn't very common with EMS here, though.
you will have nitrous what do you do for pain relief, i don't belive you

Morphine and LOTS of it. Nitrous here is really heavily regulated. You don't see much outside of dentists office and surgical rooms, however it is starting to show back up in EMS. stowetoday.com/stowe_reporter/news/local_news/stowe-ems-nitrous-oxide-efforts-influence-other-departments/article_4a81e74a-5780-11e7-b202-fbcfd2b53ccc.html

that is insane it'#s such a short lifetime fast acting drug but they'd rather give morphine. wait until trump hears about this

How hard is it to get the good stuff from the ambulance? always wanted to try the real diamorphine.

Honestly, I think there REAL reason they clamped down on it's use was because of all of the medical staff abusing it back in the day. *Looking at you*

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It's not easy at all here. They have to account for every drop of narcotics.

I used to be bad on painkillers from age of 13/14 to about 20/21, was on a lot. I knew one or two people that would work in old peoples homes and buy all the painkillers of the old lady's to top up their pension.

Painkillers aren't really my thing but I know many people who love them.
>I knew one or two people that would work in old peoples homes and buy all the painkillers of the old lady's to top up their pension.
Come on now. They didn't buy them, they stole them when the old lady wasn't looking. That sort of thing is pretty common over here too.

yeah may as well buy heroin

That's what most do. I wouldn't recommend that, though.

I know enough people who OD on it, and ill got a funny story about a guy I knew bashing it with fental he brought off the silk road, linked like 15/20 deaths back to him and his dum gang , knew they were fucking idiots,

dihydrocodeine turns into dihydromorphine ( heroin) I would just use that, was on about 1g to 2gs of dihydro codeine a day at one point.


Probably both, but I know for a fact I would buy them of old dears and get them to do a repeat for me.

Can you stop

think you're going to need to flesh that out a but more with context

I can give you some background info if you would like.

>tfw feel more at home alongside continental Europeans than Americans but believe Brexit is our destiny

yeah i'd like

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13 my balls twisted, had a operation on my bollacks to make them untangled, mess it up and had ball ach ever since.

now the drugs, started on painkillers and stuff the doc gave me, started fucking around hard at 14/15, I am quite curious about things like my friends would say Curiosity Killed the Cat that could of been me. anyways I was curious and loved opiates so at 14/15 I Started injecting mainly morphine. ontop off everthing else, and got a habit of needles for a little while, then at 16/17 got big times into legal benzos from india and diazepam all that stuff, ,, When I was 18 did a 28 day detox, with fucking bellends and bullies I was the youngest there by like 10 years, cleanish for a year, then 2015 everything went mental, homeless for a little while and took up the life of train spotting, till 2017, its even worse then the film I tell you know.

got a lot more off stuff like that.