Why is Jow Forums so triggered by a plant?

im triggered because i cant smoke it cuz my job regularly drug tests me. alcohol is so fucking shit tier compared to weed. i tried to substitute my saturday night smoking session with a saturday night drinking session and it doesnt even come close to being the same.

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Why are you so hurt by words? Why are you so mad when you don't get what you want? Why the fuck are you on my board?

Every stoner i've ever met always has to rationalise and justify their habit.

>I just do things better after a smoke.

Go eat your cheetos and bore some poor cunt with your pleb tier area 51 conspiracy theories.

Nobody cares. Go fuck yourself

It causes schizophrenia.

I smoke weed to get high.

a light smoke, say about .3 of a gram, gives you the bit of motivation you might need to do something you don't want to. whenever i have to vacuum the house or mow the lawn, i like to take a couple puffs so it's not tedious and annoying.

I the district attorney of Orange County.

I jerk off better after a smoke.

Same

Same. So many uses.

i dont know why you would smoke it all day everyday, but it helps put me to sleep a couple times a month
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For reasons similar to Thot hate. They despise the plant but they can't help liking it and would blaze like a bigger if given the chance

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Maybe some people genuinely believes smoking weed makes you a nigger, or in some way persuades people to left leaning ideologies.

I don't smoke as much as I did in my youth, but I hate niggers of both the sand variety and jungle. But I'm not a nazi, because those guys were socialists.

God will Druggiefags go away already?

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WEED

>alcohol is so fucking shit tier compared to weed

For real, it's down there with benedry alone as the worst highs I've ever had

Top tier is good pot, shrooms, and DMT

>there are people who can't get through their lives without smoking a plant

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>I didn't serve my country so that the country I served would go against my own personal will on some issues
I swear people who enlist are the biggest brainlets ever

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I've been given the chance many times and I never accepted.
I've seen enough stoners to decide that I'm getting nowhere near that shit.

Implying people who drink aren't as retarded as the stoner

Checked. Go fuck yourself retard.

don't care if people want to smoke it, But everyone I know who does, doesn't work or do much of anything.

I didn't see that implication. I equate them.

>my job regularly drug tests me
just use substitute urine, unless it's the kind of test where they watch you, but i doubt it is

Drinking is stupid too, not as bad as Weed, but sill stupid

Definitely. This is probably the best way to use it. It’s pretty great for sex too.

>there are people who have interests and tastes that are different than mine

boomers out

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i would much rather deal with a stoner over a drunk.

>Got confirmed for a job.
>Can finally go back to sparking up.
Is there any better feeling desu?

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Many years ago I enlisted in the infantry and was a couple weeks from going to fort benning
Already quit smoking weed and figured I'd smoke my last joint with my buddies before I leave.
They ended up piss testing us all randomly weeks b4 leaving.
Sucks for them they lost out on a true warrior cause of a little bit of pot
Meanwhile kids that were snorting xanax and coke not even a week before all passed
Good, I'm glad I never had to risk my life for the Zionist manipulation of the world.
The training would've been cool though. But I can do the same shooting and woodland exercises in my backyard and get stoned while I do it to.
Hell yea 'murica

>triggered weedoid defending his nasty habit

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Because it keeps black people employed.

>based stoners destroying the corrupt Canadian government through welfare checks one joint at a time.

Why don't people use more meth, amp, and other stims?
Weed is so tame and boring. A good drug is a drug that can scare you or fuck your life up.

THC's primary effect is in stabilizing the mind. People generally use it to soften life up because their minds are so overloaded on dopamine from their smartphones that they can't stand it.

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I'm an airline pilot and stoner, and thanks to the "ban everything " attitude of authoritarian boomer fuckheads, if I ever get caught with cannabinoids it in my bloodstream at work I'll lose my career, and I'm still £80k in debt from the training. Weed is absolutely harmless, multiple studies have confirmed this, but the close minded still hate it, including posters here who probably got bullied by the cool weed-smoking kids at school so take it out on the plant.

Day of the rake is coming snow mexican

NPC response

Joining the military is generally not a great idea. Die in some far off land..for what? have a ogga booga telling you what your gonna do or a woman? You's be better off learning to repair trucks or heavy equipment and playing soldier on your own time with better gear.

im pretty sure youre joking, but my first boss would tell me he would fly as high as he could, cut the engine and smoke on the way down. i didnt smoke then, but it sounded like a crazy idea
im sure i could drive high(or fly, but i choose not to do that
i wonder if skyking was puffing?

>if(flag=canada).print; (fucking_leaf)/ (day_of_the_rake)

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I don't rationalize shit. I smoke weed because the blackpill train has no brakes, nigga.

The plant itself isn't the problem, it's the affects of it that's the problem. People who use it tend to be do-nothings who leech off tax payers by getting government assistance instead of pulling their own weight. I have no respect for dredlock having, tie-dye wearing, unbathed couch-locked losers who blow their entire monthly EBT aid on ice creams and frozen pizzas. No you can go ahead and reply with as many "successful" marijuana users as you please, but keep in mind that they didn't become successful because of ingesting a plant, and they were already successful before they found marijuana

*Now

Im not triggered , i just dislike people who only care about politics bc muh weed.

Why do you make straw man arguments?
Is it because you are too stupid to even know what that is?

Because people are obnoxious about it.

DUDE, WEED, C'MON BRO. GET WITH IT, CURES CANCER BRO.

If they would just keep it to themselves or smoke in designated places idgaf. Like fags, they themselves are the reason people hate them.

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They weren’t invited to smoke it

>if(flag=canada).print; (fucking_leaf)/ (day_of_the_rake)
That code is extremely butchered. A semicolon means the end of a statement, so what you said is

If(flag=Canada).print; (End of statement)

(Beggining of new statement))(fucking_leaf)/(day_of_rake)

And why are you using a division sign?(/) Are you trying to print out (fucking_leaf) divided by (day_of_rake)?

Also why are you setting the value of flag to Canada inside an if statement? A single = sets the value of a variable. Two =(in other words, ==) checks if a variable is a certain value.

It is unlawful to be made to disrobe by your employer look it up. I didn’t want to have to and I don’t smoke weed. Have some nuts. They kept saying that it’s completely legal. Thing is that it is completely legal if you submit. Don’t and reiterate the fact that it’s not legal, look it up. I laughed my ass off when they had to send me a check to refund me, I didn’t lose my job because my employer was afraid of a lawsuit at that point. I’m sorry but it is so demeaning that one would need to do that to keep a job...

Why are you by the absence of it?