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January 14, 2019 - 02:15
>tfw trump tweets fast that the good edition you already came up with is already outdated
January 14, 2019 - 02:15
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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January 14, 2019 - 02:17
Save it for next thread...assuming he doesn’t do it again
January 14, 2019 - 02:18
I don’t even care that Pocahontas drank beer in that video I’m more bothered by her phony exchange with the husband, they’re both terrible at acting >I’m glad you’re here (to humanize me)
January 14, 2019 - 02:18
I miss having an adult in the White House.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:18
my rule of thumb is if there's only 25 posts left in a thread save it for the next thread
January 14, 2019 - 02:18
Speaking of Bozo.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:18
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January 14, 2019 - 02:18
Lyndon B. Johnson literally said the word nigger everyday
January 14, 2019 - 02:19
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January 14, 2019 - 02:19
>taken down by a competitor Which one is he referring too? Sorry, I haven't paid much attention to the news this week.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:19
>elect Trump to be racist >"omg how could you call us racist??" >"liberals are the REAL racists!"
January 14, 2019 - 02:19
Ain't nothin wrong with some nugs and kraft.
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
Y’all laugh at the dumbest shit
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
>nuggers >not tendies That's it. I'm off the train.
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
>tfw I knew you were going to throw my filthy mobile screenshot in the OP but part of me was still hoping you wouldn't do it this time
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
Congratulations, Democrats. With the government shut down, Congress out of town, and the cabinets departments running smoothly, Trump has nothing better to do with his time than shitpost unless and until he declares a nation emergency. Pick your poison.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
Please keep up the shitposting Mr. President!
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
It would be even better if she scalped donnie.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
BASED DNA DISCOVERER
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January 14, 2019 - 02:20
Trump is just jealous that Bezos is a hundred times richer than he could ever dream of being. What a sad, pathetic little man.
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
He also left the bathroom door open just so he could yell at people for looking at him.
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
Didn't lefties get all excited about AOC doing a livestream of herself eating instant mac with a coffee stirrer?
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
What are you, some sort of food elitist?
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
>quibbling about Trump being a food pleb They forgot about him eating exclusively fast food on the campaign trail huh
January 14, 2019 - 02:20
>Y’all laugh at the dumbest shit I've only laughed at niggers once today.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:21
>Trump has nothing better to do with his time than shitpost Let the games begin!
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January 14, 2019 - 02:21
Too slow.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:21
MAKE AMERICA _____ AGAIN!
January 14, 2019 - 02:21
You mean >elect Trump to be racist >isn't actually racist >somehow everyone still calls him racist
January 14, 2019 - 02:21
guys why does the rest of Jow Forums hate us
January 14, 2019 - 02:22
I'm still waiting on the it ain't free ICE agent spurdo.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:22
It might be dumb shit but it’s still funny
January 14, 2019 - 02:22
I doubt he gives a shit. When he got those honors scientists actually did things to advance human knowledge. Not anymore.
January 14, 2019 - 02:22
Bozo's net worth just got cucked in half.
January 14, 2019 - 02:22
It's all so tiresome.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:22
Is marriage worth it in this day and age?
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
>jeff bozo >it's real lmao I fuckin' love this guy
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
>infowars.com /dna-pioneer-james-watson-stripped-of-honours-after-reckless-race-remarks /
>Nobel Prize-winning DNA scientist James Watson has been stripped of several honorary titles by the laboratory he once headed over his views about intelligence and race.
>The Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory said it was acting in response to remarks he made in a television documentary which aired earlier this month.
>The 90-year-old geneticist – one of three who discovered the DNA double helix – had lost his job at the New York laboratory in 2007 for expressing racist views.
>But in the new PBS film, American Masters: Decoding Watson, he said his views on intelligence and race had not changed since.
>He had told a magazine in 2007 he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” as “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – where all the testing says not really”.
>While Dr Watson also said he hoped everyone was equal, he added: “People who have to deal with black employees find this is not true.”
January 14, 2019 - 02:23
when multiple tweets are posted i make a point to pick the shittiest one
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
It's a shame (((this))) is what the world has come to.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
When will you dye your hair?
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
POP QUIZ! Orange Man=?
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January 14, 2019 - 02:23
at this point you've gotta be the one to make it fire up that ms paint lad, OC ain't free
January 14, 2019 - 02:23
based. funny thing is when he said it he was honestly concerned about blacks in Africa being fucked over. which China is doing
January 14, 2019 - 02:23
Reminder that national emergency gets declared in the morning, afternoon at the latest.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:24
They can cover up the truth all the want with their darkness, it won't stop hide it forever.
January 14, 2019 - 02:24
Does anyone have an ICE hat template? I cannot draw to save my life let alone draw using a computer.
January 14, 2019 - 02:25
They all look gross Why have a beard and mustache? Not even a handlebar mustache, they have this weak shit on the upper lip, why bother
January 14, 2019 - 02:25
Virgin President vs Chad Senator
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January 14, 2019 - 02:25
The kpop menace is spreading.
January 14, 2019 - 02:25
how do you think he would have liked twitter.....
January 14, 2019 - 02:25
Personally, I don't think so. Not for me, at least. Depends on how much you have to lose. Women are fickle by their very nature, and modern society has "empowered" them to the point where they pretty much hold all the cards. Or maybe I've just had one too many shitty relationships and it's blackpilled me on females. Who knows.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:25
Guys, why does Trump insist on making his skin orange? why can’t he just keep it white like the rest of us?
January 14, 2019 - 02:26
>men
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January 14, 2019 - 02:26
Actually Jeff Bezos is in danger of having his soon to be ex wife taking over Amazon from him.
With Half of the Shares, she could being the process of leadership battle for Amazon, asking shareholders and the board of chairmen to make her the new CEO instead of her soon to be ex husband.
She actually has the right to do this since she will soon be in possession of half of Jeff Bozos's stock which is a lot.
So Amazon can end up being run by a woman.
January 14, 2019 - 02:26
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January 14, 2019 - 02:26
Don't imagine that horror.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:26
That disgusting ass makes me shutter.
January 14, 2019 - 02:26
>Hollywood >men
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January 14, 2019 - 02:27
media shoops him to be more orange, so it doesn't even matter
January 14, 2019 - 02:27
Is that fat fuck hitting on a kid?! Fucking pedos man...
January 14, 2019 - 02:27
>bottom left What the fuck
January 14, 2019 - 02:27
Nah, he used appropriate punctuation. Check that apostrophe. Faggot, more than likely.
January 14, 2019 - 02:27
Menendes, that one that got out free from Jersey due to going after teenagers
January 14, 2019 - 02:27
Didn't he make people stare at his dick?
January 14, 2019 - 02:28
moon man has a sister.
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January 14, 2019 - 02:28
No idea. He did name it "Jumbo".
January 14, 2019 - 02:28
but why doesn’t he just replace his makeup person and stop using spray on tan?
January 14, 2019 - 02:28
NOOO MORE TIME
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January 14, 2019 - 02:28
Niggers tends to incorporate "y'all" on their monkey-speak
January 14, 2019 - 02:28
Are mutt gf's more loyal than whites?
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January 14, 2019 - 02:29
a man after my own heart I dont really eat nugs anymore but I still eat mac
January 14, 2019 - 02:29
>/ck/ >food elitists For me, it's the McChicken.
January 14, 2019 - 02:29
>Namedropping Little Big Horn and Wounded >A decisive injun victory and a reservation population control action
January 14, 2019 - 02:29