PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JEFF BOZO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Build The Wall - Construction Progress 1/13/19
youtu.be/H-f6KkLJF9c
>Pres Trump on JudgeJeanine 1/12/19
youtu.be/b4HcpGGwxeE
>Pres Trump hosts Border Security Roundtable 1/11/19
c-span.org/video/?456900-1/
>VP Pence/DHSSec Nielsen speak to US CBP 1/11/19
c-span.org/video/?456894-1/
>TrumpTV "Weekly" Update (Lara) 1/11/19
youtu.be/2gRRmqrwS70
>TrumpTweet: Oath of Office 1/11/19
youtu.be/1f0jyvFIE7Y
>TrumpTweet: From the Southern Border 1/10/19
youtu.be/1JTpJq6e8eE
>Pres Trump on Hannity 1/10/19
youtu.be/3h7OAlETfaY
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 1/10/19
youtu.be/CBay7VZsN9Q
>Pres Trump departs TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/JF3PyjlJ-g4
youtu.be/ahFeuXlbqH0
>Pres Trump meets w/Border Patrol Agents @Border 1/10/19
youtu.be/H02B6SkI5OI
>Pres Trump Round Table on Border Security 1/10/19
youtu.be/P8FBbsw_lHI
>Pres Trump arrives in McAllen TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/tioLtToXXDQ
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 1/10/19
youtu.be/Sb3fZu5pD-8
>Pres Trump speaks before departing WH 1/10/19
youtu.be/dCOsXL8Tzlo
>SoS Pompeo speech in Cairo Egypt 1/10/19
dvidshub.net/video/653999/
>TrumpWave: Crisis of the Soul 1/9/19
youtu.be/F-UaGPnYLig

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infowars.com/dna-pioneer-james-watson-stripped-of-honours-after-reckless-race-remarks/
twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1084636872440045568
youtube.com/watch?v=yzezqS5BmE8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>tfw trump tweets fast that the good edition you already came up with is already outdated

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Save it for next thread...assuming he doesn’t do it again

I don’t even care that Pocahontas drank beer in that video
I’m more bothered by her phony exchange with the husband, they’re both terrible at acting
>I’m glad you’re here (to humanize me)

I miss having an adult in the White House.

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Orange Man funny?

my rule of thumb is if there's only 25 posts left in a thread save it for the next thread

Speaking of Bozo.

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Lyndon B. Johnson literally said the word nigger everyday

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>taken down by a competitor
Which one is he referring too? Sorry, I haven't paid much attention to the news this week.

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>elect Trump to be racist
>"omg how could you call us racist??"
>"liberals are the REAL racists!"

Ain't nothin wrong with some nugs and kraft.

Y’all laugh at the dumbest shit

>nuggers
>not tendies
That's it. I'm off the train.

>tfw I knew you were going to throw my filthy mobile screenshot in the OP but part of me was still hoping you wouldn't do it this time

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Congratulations, Democrats. With the government shut down, Congress out of town, and the cabinets departments running smoothly, Trump has nothing better to do with his time than shitpost unless and until he declares a nation emergency. Pick your poison.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Please keep up the shitposting Mr. President!

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It would be even better if she scalped donnie.

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BASED DNA DISCOVERER

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Trump is just jealous that Bezos is a hundred times richer than he could ever dream of being. What a sad, pathetic little man.

He also left the bathroom door open just so he could yell at people for looking at him.

>nuggies and mac
jelly

Didn't lefties get all excited about AOC doing a livestream of herself eating instant mac with a coffee stirrer?

What are you, some sort of food elitist?

>quibbling about Trump being a food pleb
They forgot about him eating exclusively fast food on the campaign trail huh

>y'all
Nigger detected

Absolute unit this guy.

>Y’all laugh at the dumbest shit
I've only laughed at niggers once today.

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>Trump has nothing better to do with his time than shitpost
Let the games begin!

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Too slow.

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MAKE AMERICA _____ AGAIN!

You mean
>elect Trump to be racist
>isn't actually racist
>somehow everyone still calls him racist

WHITE

guys why does the rest of Jow Forums hate us

I'm still waiting on the it ain't free ICE agent spurdo.

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Good one

It might be dumb shit but it’s still funny

I doubt he gives a shit. When he got those honors scientists actually did things to advance human knowledge. Not anymore.

>IT'S REAL

lmao

Bozo's net worth just got cucked in half.

It's all so tiresome.

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Is marriage worth it in this day and age?

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>jeff bozo
>it's real
lmao I fuckin' love this guy

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>infowars.com/dna-pioneer-james-watson-stripped-of-honours-after-reckless-race-remarks/

>Nobel Prize-winning DNA scientist James Watson has been stripped of several honorary titles by the laboratory he once headed over his views about intelligence and race.

>The Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory said it was acting in response to remarks he made in a television documentary which aired earlier this month.

>The 90-year-old geneticist – one of three who discovered the DNA double helix – had lost his job at the New York laboratory in 2007 for expressing racist views.

>But in the new PBS film, American Masters: Decoding Watson, he said his views on intelligence and race had not changed since.

>He had told a magazine in 2007 he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” as “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – where all the testing says not really”.

>While Dr Watson also said he hoped everyone was equal, he added: “People who have to deal with black employees find this is not true.”

when multiple tweets are posted i make a point to pick the shittiest one

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It's a shame (((this))) is what the world has come to.

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When will you dye your hair?

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POP QUIZ!
Orange Man=?

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at this point you've gotta be the one to make it
fire up that ms paint lad, OC ain't free

based. funny thing is when he said it he was honestly concerned about blacks in Africa being fucked over. which China is doing

Reminder that national emergency gets declared in the morning, afternoon at the latest.

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They can cover up the truth all the want with their darkness, it won't stop hide it forever.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

jew, kike, sand nigger

Does anyone have an ICE hat template? I cannot draw to save my life let alone draw using a computer.

They all look gross
Why have a beard and mustache? Not even a handlebar mustache, they have this weak shit on the upper lip, why bother

Virgin President vs Chad Senator

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The kpop menace is spreading.

how do you think he would have liked twitter.....

Dab!

N I G G E R
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Personally, I don't think so. Not for me, at least. Depends on how much you have to lose. Women are fickle by their very nature, and modern society has "empowered" them to the point where they pretty much hold all the cards. Or maybe I've just had one too many shitty relationships and it's blackpilled me on females. Who knows.

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>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1084636872440045568
WTF, I'M A DEMOCRAT NOW

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Guys, why does Trump insist on making his skin orange? why can’t he just keep it white like the rest of us?

>men

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Who’s that in the right

Actually Jeff Bezos is in danger of having his soon to be ex wife taking over Amazon from him.

With Half of the Shares, she could being the process of leadership battle for Amazon, asking shareholders and the board of chairmen to make her the new CEO instead of her soon to be ex husband.

She actually has the right to do this since she will soon be in possession of half of Jeff Bozos's stock which is a lot.

So Amazon can end up being run by a woman.

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Don't imagine that horror.

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That disgusting ass makes me shutter.

>Hollywood
>men

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media shoops him to be more orange, so it doesn't even matter

Is that fat fuck hitting on a kid?! Fucking pedos man...

mirin dat chin

>bottom left
What the fuck

Nah, he used appropriate punctuation. Check that apostrophe.
Faggot, more than likely.

Menendes, that one that got out free from Jersey due to going after teenagers

Menendez*

Didn't he make people stare at his dick?

youtube.com/watch?v=yzezqS5BmE8

Welcome, normie.

IT'S HER TURN

moon man has a sister.

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*ahem*

No idea. He did name it "Jumbo".

but why doesn’t he just replace his makeup person and stop using spray on tan?

NOOO MORE TIME

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Niggers tends to incorporate "y'all" on their monkey-speak

Are mutt gf's more loyal than whites?

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a man after my own heart
I dont really eat nugs anymore but I still eat mac

>normie
Hello /v/

>/ck/
>food elitists
For me, it's the McChicken.

Hush, pavement ape

>Namedropping Little Big Horn and Wounded
>A decisive injun victory and a reservation population control action