How do you know what pagan religion to follow if you’re an American? Pic of my feet unrelated

How do you know what pagan religion to follow if you’re an American? Pic of my feet unrelated.

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>cankels
Stop being fat, and get that nigger ink off your body.

showing your feet is absolutely cringe my dude
on another note, I'd say you should go based on your last name and worship the pantheon from whatever your euro side descneds some

>Voluntarily injecting black ink into your skin
Top c.uck

depends on how hard you wanna larp i guess

French surname.

All of them.

If he’s a pagan he’d use blue.

Well, either way he's a c.uck.

>Pagan being a degenerate faggot.
What a surprise.

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Thick Neolithic Venus

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>How do you know what pagan religion to follow
you don't

Gay foot fetish thread.

The absolute state of Jow Forums

no they are related OP they are your fucking feet

Your legs look underdeveloped and your feet look swollen. Your diet is trash, you get only the most sporadic of exercise, and nothing aerobic.

I can look at your feet and tell you that whatever you're eating, you'd be better off just eating the packaging and throwing the actual contents away.

Hellenistic paganism is the best

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This looks like a thot bathtub pic, you chubby gaylord.

Cu.ck

>which gods should inpretend to believe in?
Are you too ashamed to just be honest and be an open atheist. Its less cringe to be a fedora than pretending to be some Wiccan Pagan Marvel Movie Warlock Goat cum eater.

I bet your diet makes you shart yourself regularly.

Gallo-Roman or Germanic

how does that make one a cuck?
you know what a cuck is, don't you?

Lots of tater tots for sure.

>ancestors bad, goyim!

I bet this is the same fatass with the Black Sun ring and AR thread.

ancestors fine
imaginary friends bad

Said no ancestor ever.

show us your spade tattoo

Polish geographical surname (I've heard they were German settlers though?) but Anglo genetics.

Don't think you know what pagans believe

Those tattoos look about 24 hours old.

Nice excuse to show off faggot.

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Not everything ancestors did was good.

My mother is one. I know. Everyone knows. Stop your mental gymnastics. There's plenty of methods to achieve happiness and communal unity without imaginary friends

Follow Shinto. It might not be for white people, but it, you know, still exists.

>Your beliefs are imaginary friends
>But my sky daddy is real and not an imaginary friend

Now THAT would be LARPing. That's an ethnoreligion, same as European Paganism. If you plan on staying in Japan you're a cuck and a problem for both white and Japanese nationalism.

Hellenics because youre imperial.

Based on your ethnic heritage. What ever Indo-European group you have the most blood from. You could also just convert to Hinduism, like Savitri Devi or Tulsi.

uh? have you seen a single theist invoke "imaginary friend" argument? I bet you didn't.
I'm an atheist and I don't believe in imaginary friends.
But you keep coping bub.

hellenic or wotan. If I cave and grow too attached to a waifu in my time in japan, I guess ill just teach the kids they have to pull double duty on the ancestor front and do shinto and the wotan business at once. Viking gundam spirit worship sounds fun enough to me anyway.

I still don't think you know what I believe, because I'm sure it's not what you have assumed.

Would it be haram to be a roman pagan without having having any Italian or Greek heritage that I know of?

>another man's creation plastered on your body isn't cucked
you sound like you have tattoos
kys

show us that jar of mayonnaise you just polished off fatty

Yep youre definitely a degenerate pagan

Kys

>I’m an atheist

You unironically think the universe began with “infinite quantum potential”. You’re retarded.

>what pagan religion to follow if you’re an American?
What ever you think is kewl. All fantasy based religious systems are equally worthless.

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Could always take a DNA test. Ancestry doesn't seem kiked, isn't it owned by well intentioned Mormons?

Jow Forums btfo
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Who says they aren’t tapping into something transcendental? Stupid ass American.

>Pagan
>Degenerate
It checks out

You sir are a idiot.
A idiot.

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this
no you idiot wanting a strong black inside you is the opposite of cucked. as long as ur gf doesnt have tattoos shes fine.

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Nonono, not the 23&me kike faggots, the ancestry.com people

>pagan
>tattoos
>feet
Get the fuck out.
And take the Christcucks with you, you fucking degenerate.

Unless paganism is used to elaborately troll Christianity, It's fucking retarded.

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>>pagan
>>tattoos
>>feet
>Get the fuck out.
>And take the Christcucks with you, you fucking degenerate.

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