My Siamese, who stands guard every night outside our bedroom doors fending off evil spirits...

>Tfw you wank in front of god.

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Daily reminder cats came from tigers which makes them based

>who stands guard every night outside our bedroom doors
It wants to get in your room, they get lonely.

Royalty and Saviors of the human race during the Black Plague.

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looks more like thai cat
post other pics

>he lets the cat watch

Weirdo

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not really
they just like to sit on the borders for some reason
all kind of borders - hedges, edges of nightstands, between rooms

You are retarded

If you believe in god you must already know that he can see you without cats help

Cats are the key to evolution.

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Had Siamese when I was young. Best cat ever.

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Fun fact when you die in your house a dog will stay next to you for days until it dies of hunger a cat will start eating you after 5 hours.

Could it be that toxoplasmosis is what created mankind in the first place? We became self aware because of the cat worship parasite.

Cats are our bros, and any of you dog niggers talking shit about them are going to go straight into the gas chamber.

>Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

What king of faggot talks like this?

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Tuxedo best.
Always had a tuxedo cat. Always aggressive towards everyone but me. Owl comes, no more cat; two weeks later opportunity to get new tuxedo kitten arises.
Then I got REALLY high one day and looked at my current one. Maybe the same minor spirit, jumping between cats.

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so that's why i always feel so weird when my cat walks in

Sometimes he takes a nutty at night, actually he frequently does, other times he sleeps between my legs and puurs. Who knows what demons he's fighting off.

We had a tuxedo cat we named Mister Sauce, (named such because of the slogan on Sweet Baby rays [the sauce is the boss]). He was a total fucking G, kept our house completely (((rodent))) free, fed mainly on his prey and rarely ever touched his cat food. Saved my dad from a racoon once. They had broken in through the doggie door to raid our pantry and when my dad called the faggy animal control they said he couldnt shoot it so he tried shooing them out with a broom, it didnt work so he tried throwing the cat at it. The cat just walked away and he kept trying with the broom, when the racoon finally attacked however my cat lunged at the bastard and chased it all the way outside through the doggy door. We fed him a can of tuna every day after that, damn fine cat.

This is my cat. She'll judge your sins when you die.

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My neighbor’s cat comes and sits in my back yard and watches me work through my office window. It’s p. comfy.

She is beautiful, they take on human form

Fuck off to facebook faggot.

Based and redpilled?

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Oh and my neighbor’s other cat steals anything it can get. It often takes work gloves if you take them off and turn your back for a minute. It drops it’s loot on the neighbor’s porch though so you can just take it all back. This,particular cat has made friends with a herd of deer. Here’s a pic.

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I honestly believe that cats are a offshoot of Angels.

my parents cat used to freak out when he heard porno sounds.

One time I was lying on bed next to my cat and I took my penis out. You know, how a lot of guys touch their junk when they're all by themselves. I pulled out my penis just to look at it, I do that sometimes. I noticed my cat saw it and was quite shocked to see it, he seemed confused and didn't know what it was. Just when I put my penis back in my pants, the cat's paw hit me. That's when I realised my cat tried to slap my penis.

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The Lion of Judah protects us all. Animals have extrasensory perception for sure. My 17yr old cat ran to me the other day when I was coughing from inhaling water wrong. Unconditional love drives away evil.

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My cat sleeps next to me in bed.

my cats never tolerated that. they usually go out during the evenings

loooove kitty cats....

cats are based

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It's the cat's idea not mine, he gets uppity at night if I stay awake too long meowing and darting across the house, yet if I go to lay down he's up in there no later than 5 minutes after me. Sometimes he gets up for a bowl of food or some water but then he is right back in bed with me until the morning when he wakes me up to eat

I don't have a cat but my next door neighbor does. He hangs out all day in front in my door and during the summer he seemed hot so we gave him a water bowl. They don't seem to take care if him which is sad. So I got a cat brush and groomed him as he was grimy and now he looks good. But he keeps meowing so I started buying cat food and now I feedvhim every day. I'm taking care of a cat that's not even mine. But Franky is pretty dope. Love you Franky.

Can I please borrow that siamese?

Hey i got you guys this picture. Lol

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>stands guard
lmao

>that parasite is now controlling humans to spread the parasite.
>and nobody is aware

This is baby

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i came to the same conclusion while tripping on mushrooms last summer.
weird.

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Is that deer collared?

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you have zillions of bacteria in your gut telling you what to do

Franky loves you too :3