AUS/POL/ MONDAY EDITION

Evening lads.

>Clive Palmer launches political-themed gaming app
9news.com.au/national/2019/01/14/12/37/clive-palmer-humble-meme-merchant-united-australia-party-leader-launches-political-game-app

>Australia set to swelter through heatwave, testing Tour Down Under and Australian Open heat policy
abc.net.au/news/2019-01-14/australia-set-to-swelter-through-heatwave-throughout-week/10712818

>Morrison to prioritise security and native species as he attempts Coalition rebrand
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jan/14/morrison-to-prioritise-security-and-native-species-as-he-attempts-coalition-rebrand

>Clive Palmer sends out more spam texts
thewest.com.au/politics/texts-a-success-despite-complaints-palmer-ng-s-1918080

>Cathy McGowan says she will not recontest Indi at next federal election
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jan/14/cathy-mcgowan-says-she-will-not-recontest-indi-in-next-federal-election

>Scott Morrison to make historic trip to Fiji and Vanuatu to shore up Australian influence in Pacific
abc.net.au/news/2019-01-14/scott-morrison-historic-vanuatu-fiji-state-visit/10712212

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what's for dinner lads?

How's your day been lads?

What happens in Australia?

reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia

le based hue monkey, amirite auspol?

Clive Palmer's game is actually pretty hard. I'm still stuck in that shit hole called Townsville

Opinions on Blair Cotrell and the United Patriots Front?

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Wouldn't it be the opposite of Monday in Australia right now? So Wednesday or Saturday?

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Shit

fairy bread is gay

Is this where bogans meet???

Won't ever gain traction, they've got no political backbone. Just a group of retards shitting it up. But they create some good shit, so it's all good.

Its Americaday every day

Sorry not interested in a cheap wife at this stage

Shut up retard.

So your mum, but I still fuck her

Fuck off, we're full.
Why friend?

dude i've been trying, game actually has some fuckin' challenge to it

>fuck off we're fu--

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future clive palmer party senator

Must be why your husband left you.

It's the honourary aussie.

I think I almost passed the level but fucking hell.

Have you passed Townsville?

Your language skills are pretty shite men, no wonder I can't understand you over the phone

Kissing the burger's turf stained ass

I finally got past Townsville, next one is a cunt

Top wanker. I'm a commie (ex-RAAF commie from anyone who remembers/cares), but fuck me. Even if I was a fascist, I wouldn't look to him as my Fuhrer, I'd start my own. A real indictment of the state of the movement. It's hard to campaign against "gang crime" when you've been part of an actual gang and you're a convicted petty criminal. I've heard him speak and he just isn't all that, he's not even Spencer-tier. One time he uploaded a drunk video saying he'd stand with Muslims against capitalists - he meant Jews but he didn't say it - so maybe he'll wave the red flag one day.

Work shit, they are being cunts. My boss is avoiding me because I went on a rant about how I am seen as a leader. They don't pay me for it and I don't have a choice since everyone comes to me to fix shit

Yes, get in were garn hooning

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You are fake brits though.

liek it was some cheap henti dojun amirite fillybro?

Do you make nice spring roll

that just fuckin' hurts to even look at

And don't shit-talk Townsville cunts, it's the only decent ""city"" in Queensland

your mum.
>fuckin kiwi cunt thinking he can slip in here unnoticed without joining the union

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I keep squashing Bill Shorten all the time because he's a dork.

Gotta say, the sound track is fucking amazing

who else remembers getting flung around the back of one of these while it left figure 8 digits on your high school oval?

soundtrack's worth all the mb

This thread just wouldn't be the same without this cunt

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wings beer and grizzly straight cuz merica

Lumpia?

Sounds shit, dude sounds like a cunt. it'll get better though mate.

Yes. I like

fukin staceys could they be gayer no

Have you considered joining a union?

Why?

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Indeed.
Now we have China vying for our affection.
And yes, we are the woman in this triangle. Either way we're getting fucked.

China seems like it would be more abusive, but women are into that shit.

based and redpilled
also, fuck niggers

listening to boomer music from when they were in their 20s is fucking depressing. The roastie life was alive and well even then.

not quite but we would drive around sydney late at night just for the fuck of it because the car was so cruisy, comfy and cool

decided to shitpost too hard and now my video is going viral

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I asked how your day was cunt, not your fucking address, fucking retard.

China is going to buy us all the shiny things, but in the end the US will cuck and defend us when the Chinks get abusive.

yeah the one second from the right sums them up the most total dumb fuck and drunk on pussy power, pretentious little cunt

>finally rooted the slampig i was talking about all weekend here
>get knicked by the cops for public indecency

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yeah actually it was a ford that did the donuts not sure a Holden would even live through it to tell the tale

r u the cleaner guy well done did you cum on her face

Clive's shit cunt squad in full shill this arvo.

Could've just not rooted her in public mate

Try pigs blood. Muslims wouldnt dare get near you.

we did lots of wheel spins but everyone drove a manual and that was before you had to do a million hours to get your Ps i got my license the day after i turned 17

>public indecency
Why not just say it was art?
Or a pride parade?

Used to own a vt commodore, was written off and rebuilt
Had so much fun in it
They are the ultimate bogan chariot

>r u the cleaner guy
yeeeeee
nutted on her tits, made her finish by fistfucking the shit out of her.

it was in my car in a fucking carpark SHE asked me to pull into since she was fucking my hand while i was driving her home

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Nobody gave a shit, Marion.

Why?

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can a v6 even do donuts?

Whipped dollipinas, creped shopee, and a bottle Sauvignon Blawn

well good thing you didn't take our advice she seemed to be just leading you on and toying with you good on you cunt

Look cunt a/s/l?

Poor bastard, that's rough. Still, it's worth actually driving her home next time, I reckon.

Cunt's fucked.

there's brazillians here they need to fuck off, except for any hotties

legit proud of myself, i cant believe she actually got wet from me staring her down while eating.

still drove her home, it was just embarressing
Full story since i posted it in /ptg/ for (you)s

Well, we had a nice walk by the beach at night, sat down for a bit, talked and maybe got her very fucking wet.
so after some discreet fingerfucking like a couple of teenagers for a couple of hours, i started to drive her home, where i had one hand on the wheel and another in her cunt.
so she get's me to pull over in a car park, and you get what happens
so afterwards, we're all hot and tired and she's now sore as from getting fisted, the fucking cops roll up and i was dumb enough to get out of the car with no pants on.

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Why?

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civnats

wtf did DFR mean by this?

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>Why?
Trust us, we are your friends. Tell me about yourself...

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Classic copperkino

WHO ADELAIDE

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Sounds like they have given up having their own codes and encryption and have to rely on someone else's codes and technology, so they are making fun of themselves, brushing it off like they don't care.

1337 5p34|

Why?

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There's not much we can tell you about this highly confidential pedophile ring, but if you're good a cracking buttholes then you could make it as an intelligent goy child fucker

check. n/e burbs

Wait for the British empire you cucks. The day you guys witnessed a spider hunting a rat was the day you should have fled that continent.

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there's not much we can tell you about this confidential air force role...but if you're good at cracking codes then you could make it as an intelligence analyst signals

how about:
>nic wdvk xnpfr hi gpkl pfg aoxifickphni pr famec, pfg teif wdv odsi, upnn nali p cevfgikhdnc.
Or aren't there enough emojis?

So we can cross reference the information you provide us.

Which one of you cunce is gonna wife up Georgia Free?
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I want to protect that smile.

If anyone here is missing a stick i think i found it

Every morning you wake up to a day that is already Australian history.

How much of your military budget is spent removing fences?

I followed that link and tried to apply to their defence force but it needs an australian number

Had chips and a block of chocolate.
First thing I've eaten in 3 days.

Why?

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Guys I have taken too many blackpills, look at this video how cringe worthy it is

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Watch it all and see what our future in the land down under is coming too.

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>09Sinxzu
>"Why?"

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Bender?
Don't make this any harder than it has to be, goy. a/s/l