WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

FUCKING MASSIVE CORONAL MASS EJECTION JUST HAPPEND. WE ONLY HAVE LIKE EIGHT MINUTES TO LIVE. WE'RE UNIRONICALLY ALL GOING TO DIE

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spaceweatherlive.com/en
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the fastest one to reach earth took something like 7 hours. The speed of light is the MAXIMUM speed not the average speed.

Good

Sick

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but its just gone nighttime here, we're in the comfiest position.

Not allowed. I still haven't finished my anime backlog.

Why would you fuck a coronal ejection? Does it feel good?

Prove it.

>3 min ago
We shall see

Last for my waifu is better than your waifu

Vsauce, if you’re lurking, please explain what the actual effects of a coronal mass ejection are on the earth.

Link faggot?

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If we saw an ejection, it would already be here. Remember the light of the event and the other radiator moves at the same pace....

I sure hope there aren't anons who believe this kind of bs

Finally

We all get pregnant with sons

My god it's so fucking bright
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good luck, there's no getting off this ride.

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earthsky.org/space/what-are-coronal-mass-ejections
You're not fooling anyone faggot

So you be saying that i should wrap my laptop in tinfoil to protect it?

>Remember the light of the event and the other radiator moves at the same pace....

>the fastest one to reach earth took something like 7 hours


Which one is it? Because it take just a little over 8 min for sunlight to get from the sun to here.

holy fuck @ these light pillars

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am i dead yet?

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WTF A MASSIVE CORONAL EJECTION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roshen

is that why Jow Forums fucked up a few minutes ago?
>8 minutes
heat and light only
>CME will end us all
earths magnetic shield is still up
which by no coincidence looks like an angel. more like angels look like it.

what you smoking? checking soho.. nothing sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/data/realtime-images.html

ausbro is correct
we will be fine

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>oh shit that sucks


>wait its night time here so im not facing the sun


>heh, everyone who is upside down right now is gonna die and ill play computer games like nothing happened

Retard, go back to 7th grade science. That’s not how CMEs work. Plasma does not travel the speed of light in a vacuum.

Fucking necrophiliac cunt stop getting boners in the morgue

>8 minutes

the material ejected from the sun doesn't travel at light speed retard

>.m

choke on my dick 8 minutes passed and we still alive

[8 minutes later]

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FAGGOT!

a coronal ejection is not made of light. if it was you wouldn't be able to take a photo of it side-on because it would be moving at lightspeed.

DID ANYONE ELSE JUST FEEL THAT!!!???!?

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You're not getting off this ride. Sorry m8

Looks like I will be able to finish my shift, but only barely
Later days, it's been fun.

Stop posting this sort of shit. I need to take my life into my own hands not wait for some happening. In the end only (You) can make your dreams reality.

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yes,we've feelt your autism

Lmao

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You are such a tease

I just had a mass ejection 5 minutes ago

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>tfw nighttime rn in stralya

Enjoy roasting while post apocalypse mad cunts rifle through your shit.

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I saw this gif at 6:57.
Will it come true.

NASA JUST JFK THIS PIC

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>coronal-mass-ejection-cme-2-27-2000.jpg
>2-27-2000.jpg

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It's dark here. Can I see it on the internet? Post a live stream or some shit. And put all your good stuff in a protected place for when we come to take over later.

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I have my entire house covered in a Faraday Cage, my tin foil hat is on, and I've got a bag of unpopped popcorn in my hand. I am ready, lets do this shit.

>livestream of something hitting at light speed

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16 minutes later still drinking waiting for that happening, even the internet works

i can confirm, the sun just flew over my house

All of mai waifus.

this was like fifteen minutes ago no?
>nothing

The sun is 3000 miles above & 32 miles in diameter.. No bs death wave headed our way.

Fake and Gay

phew, had the largest sneeze ever. popped an eardrum. fucking corronoale ejackulatjionz

> MASSIVE CORONAL EJECTION.


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Some ejaculation just flew under my house

I see it boys. We're doomed.

I felt that the 7th of this month. And then some days later, i felt the urge to move to Finland.

It's night over here. Good luck, sunside losers.

>CME kills people
K.

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brap

It tickled by butthole a little. Same with you?

Rip anything that has copper wiring, that simple.

the sun just flew over my house, its over

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859
>The flare was associated with a major coronal mass ejection (CME) that travelled directly toward Earth, taking 17.6 hours to make the 150 million kilometre (93 million mile) journey.
>17.6 hours

IMAGINE

all is normal,
stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov/browse/2019/01/14/ahead/cor2/2048/thumbnail.shtml

there are zero sunspots though which is weird

when one does happen, every few months, go here when you want to see one hit,
spaceweatherlive.com/en

i wish something interesting would happen

That's from ice in the air from cold temperatures

CME hitting earth is something that'll happen eventually, just hope to be alive for the ride.

Don't you try and derail this doomsday thread with your filthy science.

Ahem

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Are we dead yet?
I cant tell the difference

Don't you try and derail this doomsday thread with your filthy math.

Always had a thing for Jaime Lee

Yes this is hell, maybe purgatory.

We've been dead all along, that's why we don't feel any different

you're really dumb

OP didnt deliver
sage

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>32 minutes later everything is still fine

haha ok

It's daytime in here, i've been staring at the sun for minutes but I can't see anything.

OP I've raped everyone I could in the last 20 mins. The world better end or I'm going to jail you fucker.

>all these redhats craving death
Just kys and get it done with goddamn

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Just keep staring directly at it, and don't look away. I'm sure you'll see something eventually.

>Zero sunspots during solar minimum
Staggering.

The light the ejection created reaches us in 8 mins
The matter from the actual ejection itself might take 7 hours to more depending on the speed of that matter

#JustBrazilianThings

Just like the coronal ejection that happened last week.
See you tomorrow OP

>He thinks its death we crave.

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my guess of 7 hours is still within physics ballpark, same magnitude and everything.

the record is 15 hours according to elgoog.

>I'm going to be vaporized before I get to see Rachel Maddows special during Donald Trump's execution where she snorts a line off of Elizabeth Warren's labia

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>Coronal mass ejection

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ha fuck you its nighttime here usa is getting fucked australia is facing away froom sun

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lol boy's dicks are made out of sponges

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>my guess of 7 hours is still within physics ballpark, same magnitude and everything.
>the record is 15 hours according to elgoog.


Who's laughing now ばかやろう ?

this
i dotn even care to look up if this is a larp or not

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