Why do people still join the military?

You are underage, and as such, need to leave.

Also, hate to break it to you kid, but you still have to do school work in the military. During boot camp, you pass of fail passed on a physical exam, as well as a paper test. You also go through this in tech school.

The reason they always have? To get away with killing humans

>US escalating tensions with the Iran
>WW3 might start with an incursion on Tehran
>millions of mutts will be drafted
>Jow Forumstards will die fighting for Jews in iran

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I'm looking into enlisting and this is the reason.

This

fucking retard.

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>the US will invade Iran
never ever
you have to have someone to direct your propaganda at, destroying Iran would deprive the government of a major boogeyman

wtf you fagot learn a trade. don't be some globalist stooge

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i think you didnt get the whole idea of what i was trying to say

for example, I have always gotten an A or above in history or science

i dont mind learning something if its either hands on or isnt unnecessary

all im trying to do is give the OP an answer to his question by explaining my situation

There's a lot of reasons, really.

I joined my state's national guard to serve my fellow citizens.

>During boot camp, you pass of fail passed on a physical exam, as well as a paper test.

And it's probably even easier than ours. I was dumb as fuck in High School, never handed any assignments in and always failed or barely passed exams. Did the test to see what jobs you could do and I could do literally any job in the military. Recruit training was easy if you weren't a literal retard & had common sense

Physical is piss easy for anyone who isn't fat. Most younger people do struggle on the pull ups though

in my country army gives free education (engineering, medical school, etc) for free, decent pay and a kinda solid institution

you will have to serve twice the time you studied

f.e. 5 school years then 10 service years (15 years in the army in total at least)

go fuck yourself austrian nazi licker

low IQ

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nigga, it's hardly school work. You go to classes all the fucking time but it's not pass/fail. It's go in do your best and walk out with SOMETHING. The military understand they got some stupid fucks going in (I was one of them). PT really matters most in basic training/AIT but they won't kick you out quickly for failing. They're going to send you to FTU and give you another opportunity (probably going to suck for you worse) until they deem you hopeless.

And truth is a lot of the people in the military have qualities and abilities that pussy faggots choosing to go to school can't do. See if they can go to a gas chamber or run two miles straight.

>inb4 that ain't shit bruh, I go to the gym and treadmill for 40 minutes.

What military people go through would break a lot of civilian folk.

Seniors are 18 you old nigger.

Easier to become cannon fodder than it is getting an apprenticeship desu I've fucked my life up too much for the latter.

ok then why do some of the smartest people in the nation join and work on programs such as nuclear or cyber defense

To shoot guns, blow up shit, and kill people.

If there's anything the Army was good for, it was teaching me the value of education (learning). I felt that way out of high school too because the setup of American education kills all drive for higher learning. You'll do so much brainbendingly stupid shit you'll have a new appreciation, I promise.

I got exempted from the army after refusing to serve, they put me in military solidarity confirment for one month and I refused eating and obeying their orders, luckily I am stubborn so I was released. fuck that ain’t gonna waste 3 years of my life with monthly nigger salary and getting order from low IQ faggots. Right now 19 years old working as a salesman at call center saving up money as much as possible. Making 2800 dollars a month and meanwhile my friends make 250 dollars. Miserable fucks, ha.

In basic training classes mad motherfuckers were falling asleep during the class we were so tired.

They had us elbowing each other every so often to wake each other up. Drill seargants would be walking up and down the room looking for motherfuckers dozing off like vulteres and point them out to get up and stand in the back for a while. Got so bad during out piss breaks our drill seargant would smoke the shit out of us before we went back to class.

This was the reason 15 years ago I enlisted. University had failed me. Unskilled work is boring as fuck. I was out of options and my family has been military for generations, so I joined. Spent 8 years in. Finally got out. Turns out my life was better when I was enlisted. Feels shit man.

i think youd be the type of person to see a baby die infront of you and just watch, not even help him/her

>low IQ
I was a navy nuke. Now I've got an engineering license a Ph.D. in a non-engineering field.

Both of these
I'm a neet with no other option and I'm meeting a recruiter for the army soon
Better to get something out of it instead of killing myself in my room

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If you never served kys

>Turns out my life was better when I was enlisted.
Get back in.
My son did that. He had to switch services and lost a stripe in the transfer, but he's much happier.

>the US will never invade Iran
Iran is next on the list. It is being currently subtly shilled and might be invaded from Afghanistan. pull your head out of your ass
go die for your Jews. you never learn
dont throw your life away you nigger. you wil die in a foreign land or become a bitter vet

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>I'm a neet
Better bee a neet in unusually good shape.

AAAHAHA. And the civilians who don't join but browse Jow Forums calling on the civil war to kick off for the past 20 years so they can defend their home land?. What do you call them?.

choose something youre good at i built my own computer and set up routers and the tv and shit for my mom so i chose to be an I.T specialist

Backdoor draft mostly.

I consider it almost every day.

To kill sandniggers. Why else?

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>C'mon guyz, when this war gonna start?. Niggers and spics are ruining the planet. Fucking snowflakes are ruining this country and I got an arsenal ready to use up. Hurry up guyz!

Learn combat skills, easy job for 4 years

>Making 2800 dollars a month

That's a fucklot at 19, working in a call center.

I want to join the Air Force in a few years to fly jets
I love my country, flying, and will get paid to do it

Because I want to kill and hate being around corporate low t faggots who join unions for their trade

>easy job for 4 years

nigga, I know you weren't in anytime from 03-06. What is your experience with the military?. Did you just join?.

To get laid! Chicks dig it!

you are an exception. most who join are low iq just wanting to be told what to do
>Yes Sir
>No Sir
>Thank you Sir
>Maybe Sir
just expendable meatbags walking around the desert with expensive equipment securing Jewish objectives in the name of patriotism. Pathetic

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to become king of the neets
>enlist for small time
>go to medical and complain about injuries sustained in the line of duty
>knees hurt, anxiety, cant sleep, headaches, etc
>serve rest of term
>apply for disability, reference previous medical complaints as proof
>receive 2k per month every month for the rest of your life

I am the type of person who thinks rationally and realistically. Why would I waste 3 years of my live being a government slave? If I could now save up money as much as possible go travel, invest, learn buy a car, go to clubs grow a beard, a mix haircut get fit, army is a waste of time. Like Frederick the Great once said - If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army.

>t. graduated from Jow Forums university with honors

Dont forget about Africa, Germany and France have already inserted basic infantry units there I'm pretty sure.

Also there's South America. If those fucks dont stop sending caravans to us, we're gonna colonize the shit out of them just like old Rough Rider Teddy would have liked

>Unless you’re a combat role.

The infantry isn’t gibs.

again with the bullshit youre an austrian nazi licker

youre so stupid most of the jobs are not straight forward combat jobs in fact a lot of them are complicated such as a systems mechanic or a language interpreter

US forces are a joke.

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You sound like the type of dude who still thinks joining the military is a noble and good thing to do.

another nazi not knowing what they are talking about

these people in the picture are not always necessarily combat infantrymen they could be in intel or support roles and the physical requirements are different depending on the job

Basic is basic, so you have to take that shit with a grain of salt. I'm talking more of the soul crushing bullshit that is garrison.

To die for greatest ally Israel.

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Got tired of academia and no one else is hiring physicists.

>sit around all day long
>play video games on base
>hop in a hummer and go on “patrols”
>drive around and tell Muslims to be cool or you’ll blow up their family

It’s like your some guy working at a train station sitting on your fat ass all day pressing a few buttons then you go home and tell your wife about how work was so “demanding”

Yours are even worse

Why do you think they target brain dead high school students?

Have fun dying in world war 3 for the jews mate. I'm gonna keep beating my dick to waifu.

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>i enlisted. if i graduate my senior year, i ship out and start in july.

You can enlist as early as 16. He said IF he graduates his SENIOR year, he will ship out and start in July. This means there is still a high chance he is under the age of 18.

>What if you got held back a year? He could be almost 20 now! You never know.

Neither do you. If you are still a teen you should not be here. If you are still in high school, even more so. Granted, mods ain't going to do shit unless you admit you are underage, but that doesn't mean I have to deal with it.

To be honest, I don't care so much about that, I am more concerned with the young man's GPA, but if he applies himself while in the Military, I am sure it will all be fine. Not like it matters though, as anytime we talk about the US Military on Jow Forums, you just get responses talking about how Soldiers are just Israel's slaves and shit.

As an infantryman, if you saw the shit we do on a daily basis, you'd reconsider.

our country will not join a stupid war, Germany can go fuck itself. if a draft occurs, i will unironically break my legs rather than die for a fucking Jew
direct or support roles are all supporting and propagating Zionist objectives. you are the one incapable of abstract thought
all are supporting jew activities
das rite. still high on redpills
because they don't even try. US would rather buy a new tank than feed their niggers

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To eventually subvert the kikes from the inside.
Also getting to travel to places sounds nice too.
And getting school paid for is nice too.

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It’s almost like natives don’t want you in their country right? Boohoo

>replying to yourself
lmao absolutely seething zogbot

99.99999% just join for the pay and benefits

You basement dwellers and your jew meme is getting old. How would a war in Africa or SA help out "da joos"?

America should just sit on the sidelines and let everyone else fight/practice military tactics/battle harden their soldiers while we sit on the side lines with our thumbs up our ass. Not happening fuck boi

They weren't considering to begin with. Even if you showed him what the real military is like they'd be like "pffffttttt, so you deploy for a year, that ain't shit. So you're a bit warm for a while and have a couple bombs go off around you. Ain't no thang. Y'all still ain't shit. Have fun dying for jews". Can't talk sense into these dense fucks. These are the same guys watching a soccer game talking "man, I could've make that fucking shot. Those niggers fucking suck at this game. I could have done that shit easily".

>Ugh God the jews control everything!
>What go into politics? Lol dummie the jews control everything!
>What join the military? But muh ZOG!
How do you expect things to change if you're not willing to put in the work to change them faggot?
Newfags need to die.

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It has historically and currently been a job for poor people. There was a war in the past where wealthy men could pay money in order to have a poor person go in their place. That's what the riots in the movie 'Gangs of New York' were about.

Anyway, there are a lot of stupid, useless, and poor people in society who need jobs. That's why they join the military. It's basically a welfare program for the lower class.

I prefer "bennies", thank you very much

yeah and our army is superior. just kys

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This is the real reason the suicide rate is so high.

>The Butler Plan
Imagine being in such a third world shithole you cant say "our" greatest ally because not even Israel wants to use your poo country as a proxy to fight their wars.

Because they're under Zion influence and Jew control.
>Long live Israel. Death to Palestine then america

>our
implying we are on same site, muhammad/mutt in germany

>Fellow citizens
You mean Jewish masters

>The correct answer.
There is a poverty to military pipeline in the US.
This is why they dumb down the schools and always seek to import both low- and middle income workers.
Poor America is meant to be the meat shield for Israel.
Expect economic shocks soon. More soldiers are needed.

bang out sand niggers

Here's from what I personally know
>one friend that's a Jow Forumsack joins the military to get away from his psycho mother
>one friend wants to join the military because he cant think of anything else for a career
>another friend wants to join because he wants to serve this country but he doesn't realize he's really serving Israel unless Trump tells the kikes to fuck off
That's what I know

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Military is pretty much socialism in action but they wont admit it.

Got permanently medically disqualified when I tried to enlist. Feels bad man.

Thank you user, all these pussies just rolling over for the "jewish overlord" rather than combat it are part of the problem

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>pick cyberwarfare job
>TS/SCI
>work for NSA

The military is great if you wanna glow in the dark. Don't join to be an infantry grunt, become a cia nigger

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It's mandatory to serve in Sweden, wether you like it or not.

I'm bored, everything is too cucked. I like physical and adrenaline.
What is the percentage of that being a male.

but i am going in into politics. much more effective than walking around 3rd world shitholes and stepping on IEDs. For a council of Jews

>Ugh God the jews control everything
oh but they do user. and you are the ones who are their tools of oppression. i best most of you fagots will even shoot down their own people at the orders of some dual citizenship jew
>waaah waaa but i have integrity
you sold everything you stand for. just for gibs and night vision goggles. you cannot even trust yourself

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Not so much, there is national healthcare which takes 250 dollars from you each month and pension is another 150 dollars each month - luckly I live in the north and cities here are tax free cites because its near lebanon's border so I dont have income tax, fuck me, luckly.