WE WUZ CLEOPATRA!!!

Honestly a sheboon is a better looking than either

Sub saharan means below the sahara. This is like Norwegians taking credit for Rome.

>legendary beauty
>used up 44 year old
or
>butterface
Hollywood has made losing money an art.

The real Cleopatra was ugly but she was well known for being able to give one of the best blowjobs in the history of the world. Funny thing is, I’m not even memeing.

whiter than you tzang

>he hasn’t seen the nordicists we wuz gladiators threads

She is a nog, fag

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Niggers were slaves in Egypt. They ain't shit. LULW

Source on that?

hollywood is too incestuous and nepotistic to make good films, each set must be composed of 1000 cousins all of whom are owed a favor.

It would be funny if the picked lady Gaga and she wore black face paint. But do a good job like Robert Downey jr in Tropic Thunder.

How did Lady GaGa go from "so ugly she sells her songs instead of singing them" to "so hot she's Cleopatra"?

Honestly I'd like it a lot if they used her for the role, and let her stay pale as fuck, and made the rest of the Egyptians into kangs. Angelina is too old since Cleopatra didn't have a long life

she didn't even speak egyptian lol, she was greek through and through

shes not a cracker pig skin or a nigger

You mean the same circlejerks over and over of people making fun of the supposed phenomenon of nordics claiming to be romans, but never actually any nordics arguing that?

>Sprint
>A poorly charged cellphone
>has a twitter account
OP is a nigger, literally

Probably throw most accurate modern portrayal of Cleopatra was in HBO's Rome. I do think most descriptions actually have her as a little less attractive due to a few generations of inbreeding. Her nose was well described and Lady Gaga could probably play her accurately.

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...what...what happens if we tell them cleopatra was greek?

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I don’t think Cleo was ugly, maybe I’m wrong but she seduced both Caesar and Antony.

Better said hellenics

If we're talking historical accuracy, it should be some 6/10 brown greek person. But that wouldn't sell tickets, so no shit they're going to go for star power. People should stop expecting Hollywood to be accurate, watch the fucking history channel or something.

Pic related is Greek Freak

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I wonder if cleopatra was a man like angelina. They said cleopatra had a certain irresistible charisma and charm, not that she was beautiful. Maybe she was a trap?

nigger WeWuzing stops at nothing, so it wouldn't do anything

here

Don’t think Marcus Aurelius would fuck a nigger. So she must’ve been white. Sorry niggers.

Caesar did not fuck a nigger.

She had one child by Caesar and three by Antony

Is this bait or have you legit never left your uncle's basement?

Just read the history of it. Almost all of the contemporary historians say she wasn’t exactly the best looker but that she was intelligent. If you even look at the coins minted of her likeness she has a huge shnoz. It’d be one thing if it were all the historians from her enemies but even the guys from her own empire went out of their way to dance around describing her looks. That’s part of the reason why not many of the time could really understand why Caesar was so smitten with her. How they report the legend is even funnier. Story goes is that, in order for her to meet Caesar, she had herself rolled up into a carpet and delivered to his room. They then specifically use a double entendre in that she wooed him with her mouth, which they of course can say they meant intelligence, but many believe it means she gave him a dynamite blowjob.

lamb sauce on that blow j?

I don't think she was ugly either. But she wasn't Elizabeth Taylor. I think she was likely about like the actress they picked in Rome. She was small and squeaky voiced and horny as fuck.

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Cleopatra was a greek married to a greek
wtf
#notallNubians

Egyptians are neither black nor white. They were/are brown.

oh yeah totally

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w

look at his flag, he didn't

Pic related is Japanese dude named Rui Hachimura

We wuzz Nogs

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So the Ptolemies were black?
Last time I checked the Hellenistic world was meds

ffs

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the gorilla is legit better looking

wasn't cleopatra a ptolemaic greek?

Looks white with a sunburn.

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I think we all know who should really play muh Afrika queen

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She sucked him off so well she learned he was epileptic. He came so hard that he had a seizure

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The best Cleopatra

so u be sayin

Almost everyone spoke Greek back then you dumbass

You mean, skin bleaching?

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Both ceasar and Anthony were known to be ugly men educate yourselves you braindead manlets.

Travel channel show “expedition unknown” did a series where they 3d captured a mummy’s face and had it made into a real model. They used a lot of references on her face from other museums too. The model afterward looks nothing like those two actresses but also doesn’t look like a nigger too. I know they believe it isn’t cleopatra but rather Nefertiti but still...

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>so hot she's Cleopatra
Cleopatra wasn't hot
she was known to be of average looks

youtube.com/watch?v=9WqzaOmsOgA
OWEN BENIJIMAN GOING HITLER FOUGHT BANKS MODE!

incorrect, Aramaic was the lingua franca

She was macedonian, not greek.

>People should stop expecting Hollywood to be accurate,
>watch the fucking history channel or something.

Yeah. When you want accuracy, the Histrionic Channel is beyond reproach.

>modern "greek" nigger
>ancient ptolemic greek

same thing right? lol

Met her on tinder once.

weren't ancient human Nogs?

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What do you expect? There wasn't a businesses industry selling lab tested chemicals like toners and creams to tighten skin, makeup was shit, people probably had awful hygiene and living in sand wrecks your teeth. Unless this is meant to be a historical docudrama Cleopatra is more of an archetype than an actual person

Cleopatra was the offspring of several generations of Greek inbreeding.

Was gonna correct you, but checking your country's flag i found that much like your opinion it doesn't matter.

I prefer this version of cleo desu

Fuck no we weren't.
Proof is in the digits.

>I don't need to prove you wrong because of your country flag
pathetic

The 1963 movie isn't underrated. It is a classic big budget history film like The Ten Commandments or Ben Hur.

>she seduced both Caesar and Antony
The fucking shit kids think these days hurts my fucking soul. Who the fuck told you she seduced them with her pussy, a fucking feminist cunt? Power seduced them, not cooze, you silly faggot.

no i mean she wasn't hot even by her days standards, she had a killer personality tho and was multi lingual
>For her beauty, as we are told, was in itself not altogether incomparable, nor such as to strike those who saw her; but converse with her had an irresistible charm, and her presence, combined with the persuasiveness of her discourse and the character which was somehow diffused about her behaviour towards others, had something stimulating about it. There was sweetness also in the tones of her voice; and her tongue, like an instrument of many strings, she could readily turn to whatever language she pleased..."
-Plutarch

No it's not just the flag, it's the fact that the country which that flag represents is full of braindead mongol rape babies.

Don't you believe in Darwinian-theory, Chriscuck?

>no argument but ad hominem
oops

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>not invited : Katy Perry

I probably wouldn't even watch their dumb we waz kangs movie even if Megan Fox starred

but he's right

>it isn’t cleopatra but rather Nefertiti but still...

Much like modern Turkey

>best blowjobs
This sounds like a typical Italian thing

Damn I thought this was a meme

Yeah. I see your point. But at least Jews have notable achievements and legendary barter and speechcraft. Blacks literally steal everything and say “I made this”

it is

WE WUZ PHARAOHS N SHIEEEEET.

Turkey is even more mutted than America, since you have people there from all over the balkans + anatolian natives(including people like Armenians, Greeks, Georgians and Hellenized people like Phrygians) + some semites and lastly asiatic turks

I still have hard time believing that

I. DON'T. FUCKING. CARE.

It's not tho. Nafris and all north Africa are the original mutts.

underrated b8

all humans are mutts

not really though, sure there is some arabic admixture, but it's really nowhere as high for them to be considered Mutts

Greeks weren't niggers.

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Wouldn’t cast her for Cleoptra, but might if I was doing a porn about the Queen of Sheba meeting King Schlomo.