Fuck single blade razors

Jow Forums fucking tricked me and I bought one of these single blade razors. It cut my face so hard. Fuck this, I'm sticking with Gillette, it's the superior men shaving accessory after all.

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kill yourself shill rat

You suck at being a man

>It cut my face

and? stop crying you nancy boi

You are going to die from septic shock.

get bic and learn how to shave u dumb peruvian fucker

are you white even?

Imagine being this useless with a razor.

From dialation

nice estrogen beard, faggot

That beard is pathetic

Just use an electric razor if you're so clumsy

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>implying men never cut themselves with other razors
shit takes skill, man.

Using Austrian proxies is bad luck for you JIDF people, you know.

Where is your jaw OP?

Buy Wilkinson nigger

Apply a tourniquet around your neck before you bleed out!

this, single razor is so fucking stupid and its not safer at all, multi blade ones are so much easier to use and literally impossible to cut yourself

>*I cut my face so hard

Learn how to shave, faggot

0/10

What disgusting looking skin

thats what you get for following the crowd you've unironically become a victim of toxic masculinity

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lol you just have to get used to it. Once you shave with it for a few times, you start to get the hang of it.

you did it wrong. where you trying to fillet your neck or shave it?

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>REAL RAZOR BAD

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Fucking idiot just buy an electric one

it would please me to watch you burn.

Gillette has hired some damage control is seems.

Buy an Alum stick and learn not to shave like a sperg.

That’s what a styptic pencil is for you girly man.

Now read it in Schwarzenegger’s accent. The voice your country is best associated with aside from Freud and Hitler.

same. happened to me days ago. I guess this is why they call it the man shaver

You're not supposed to press down when shaving with one, and must do at least 2 passes. Lather, shave, lather shave.
Takes a bit of practice either way after switching from multi blade systems

I sometimes feel kind of sorry for classical liberals like this guy.
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Grey in beard or dried cum?

you seem to have some semen in your beard

Hey dumbfuck, try trimming with clippers before you shave your neckline, you stupid fucking heeb.

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Normies whose father wasn't a cunt

Ahh if only your father taught you how to shave.. but that'd be toxic masculinity.
I feel sorry about your injury, it clearly affects your daily life and maybe even a permanent cause of trauma. Man you should get some PTSD therapy, those blades are fuckign evil, they caused you to fucking bleed like 3 droplets, thats basically life threatening blood loss

this

also SAGE

It makes me feel so manly when I use my straight razor I have to constantly be posting about. We welcome you over at r/wicked_edge my good sir. Always remember: swag is for boys, class is for men

Razors are antiquated.

You can achieve a baby smooth shave with a good electric foil shaver, and you don't have to worry about cutting yourself or getting ingrown hairs. You don't need to use shaving cream, either.

>shaving is to hard
>Jow Forums made me cut myself

this is some next level beta boi shit

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God your a faggot. You don't push down on them and shave every which way like you do with your bitch razors you let the weight of the razor do the work don't apply any more force you dumb faggot

maybe next time you should try shaving your dick

look at that weak beard
take the blade and run it across your throat

You forgot to finish shaving.

You know retard there is Wilkinson Sword too.
A way way better razor

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Its a dildo you need the most.

omg so woke bro. Detoxify your maleness and sore like an eagle.

NO MAN IN THE HOUSE

You'll cut yourself the first few times. After that you'll get used to it. It doesn't hurt to be cut, it's just a little blood

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That's what tissues are really for

kek

what kind of wimp needed help from their dad on learning to shave?

did your dad help you learn how to jerk your dick too anglo-faggot?

>199982655
Your father is ashamed of you

My father didn't even need to teach me. I just watched him and emulated it from the get go and never carved up my face like the dipshit OP.

What sort of retard doesn't use one of these?

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Learn how to shave manlet.

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Why do you even shave?

>Austrian
>not buying Merkur blades

are you retarded or what?

a shavette does not leave any shave burn , so you are a complete shill

friendly reminder that SS soldier are known to have used DOVO shavettes , you can be like a german elite soldier RIGHT NOW by using a SHAVETTE

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Find me one that shaves as close as a feather blade and I'll call you a liar until I try it and confirm your lie :^)

Electric shaver master race.

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learn to use a razor you fucking bug

Is he died?

the virgin neckbeard vs the chad single blade

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my father never taught me how to shave, I started in middle school by myself
he would have taught me if I'd asked, but since I'm not mentally disabled, I figured it out on my own

Well there's your problem: you haven't trimmed that shit down with a #1 guard

>faggot earring
>no masculine chin/jawline
>shit beard

Ma'am you're not a man.

Why is it that everytime I come back to this hellhole, there’s some kind of marketing scheme being spammed everywhere.

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not shaving shows a lack of self-discipline.

Who cares?
Are you by chance a woman?

Fucking love my feathers but definitely not something to start own until you get the technique down. Something like Derbys or a Turkish made blade to start out with and when you learnt he proper technique move into Feathers.

I also see people getting aggressive razors to start out with and end up shredding their face with even cheap blades. People just need to get a standard $20 razor, not an adjustable, and some Derby blades and move from there.

>shavette
While it's not as fedora-tier as a real straight razor, isn't it basically half a safety razor blade? It's bound to be half as durable.

>Feather blade
Top-tier blade right here, ultra sharp and somewhat durable.
Don't buy Astra blades, it's owned by P&G.

hey protip all you need to do is slide a shitty razor backwards on a towel and it gets the rust and shit off it making it sharp again youre welcome queer

I nick my chin all the time and i don't bitch about it.

Hahaha shill.

Nice jawline, faggot.

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This is why double edge are the superior method.

> t. has to shave because he cant grow a beard

prove you are not a beardlet by posting your 5 o clock shadow RIGHT NOW

what are you talking about? shavette is just a handle where you insert a thin , very sharp blade

you use the blade once and then throw it away (and you just insert a new blade for the next shave into the handle), the blades are the sharpest shave you can get and also extremely cheap + hygienic

there's also no clogging or anything with a shavette


the only downside really is, that due to it being lightweight and you basically using a thin scalpel like blade to shave, you can cut yourself if you dont have the skill

but you can easily practise it

I care because being clean cut is valuable to my professional presentation and a few more hours without stubble is convenient. But, why shave if you aren't going to do it thoroughly? Are you some fashionista who maintains stubble as a look? That's fine and all it's not what I'm looking for.

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OP snatched the photo from reddit and now is laughing at all you idiots

The absolute state of nu-Jow Forums

Kek, has Jow Forums just memed a way to filter the men from the boys?

Angle it next time faggot, youll get good or get cut.

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safety razor for retards like you

Nice interest in another dude's looks, faggot.

shave that basedboy beard

He's flexing his neck upwards which is what you need to do when shaving with a razor you underage morons

OP wears shoes with velcro fasteners.

HEress how to use a shavette: youtube.com/watch?v=CMnms_9g5WU

its the SS soldiers choice of shaving, and it should be yours too

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>that "beard"
>that camel neck
>that lack of jawline

I can't.

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Learn to shave and use alum block until you have learned.

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I swear half this board are 12 year olds larping as le epic nahtsee

>shavette
It's not, you gotta strop it before each use.
>no using a shaving bowl to make lather
fucking scum

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rather be a 12 yr old than some degenerate criminal scum descendant that loses fights against abos and emus

You 56% correct