I LOVE YOU

>I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon,”
>I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,
>You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh
>I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

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imagine being this corny
once a loser, always a loser

Like those idiots that try to suck a bitches whole mouth both lips off like a vacuum and toss it off to "passion"

you think this bitch would pay this scrawny nerd the slightest bit of attention if he wasn't rich

Nobody said that in the history of humanity. Whom are you quoting?

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Lol at you jealous nazi faggots

Even being the richest man on earth won't fix your betaness. If you were'nt born a Chad you will never become Chad.

Sad but true.

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this onions bitch needs to hire a pro-PUA to teach him texting and stuff.
once a beta, always a beta.

>implying this is corny and not alpha
>implying this didnt get him laid

My alive user...

...

>Penis Selfies

>I want to smell you
>I want to smell you
>I want to smell you
>I want to smell you

It was the money, honey.

Nice script christ cuck! I worship a jewish man now.

Motherfucker is a sniffposter

There's a special hell for you sons of bitches
(And also for you sneed fags)

BRRAAAAAAP enthusiast confirmed

Meanwhile Bezos has a real $1500000000 get.

Kek

hes a sweety

Jesus Christ look at these dorks. Hahahaha

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Reading this will make every girl want to off-themself.

Pro tip: Don't ever say creepy stuff like this aloud and girls won't run away from you;)