British Women Look Off

Why do British women, evwn models, look off? Like their heads are shaped weird or something...

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Cheery picking and heavy shitty makeup, also if she is supposed to be a bong she doesn't look like a native.

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is what you wrote even english mohhamed?

Disgusting inbred population, was at an airport and there were Scots and Brits there, putrid putrid genes.

Inbreeding on a tiny island

newfag pls leave

British air hostesses when I flew just recently all looked like real dogs. Half a mind to avoid British Air just because of that.

Rape and incest throw a myriad of interesting looks. Learn2human.

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They can't hire who they want as hostesses anymore because of unions and discrimination laws so we get a bunch of used up mums as hostesses instead.

The model in your photo is Greek Cypriot
LMAO

*nglo genes

Dang

I thought inbreeding was an Arab/High Class thing.

those milkers sure dont look off

Ariana grande looks like one of those elongated skulls from Peru .

Murican in Ireland here.
I noticed the same thing when I first got here so I think I can explain it. The facial features you are referring too are basically the uncanny valley effect, there is not one thing wrong that you can pinpoint but it is just how everything comes together. There are however some common things I've noticed.

>Eye spacing: a lot of people in this part of the world have wonky eyes. Either they are far apart, close together, or otherwise noticeably not level.
>Head shape: A lot of them have an odd head shape overall. Some have that slight alien look where it's small at the bottom and comes to a larger rounded rop, like those old cheap balloons.
>Makeup: English and Irish women wear what north Americans would consider prostitute-tier levels of makeup.
>Jaw shape: Lots of underbite around here.

Even the 'attractive' ones usually have some type of weirdness about their face. When I find then attractive here I almost feel weird, like I want to fuck an alien or something.

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british girls are hot :*

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I repeat

Her parents are Greek Cypriot, she's called Sophie Rose and she gets her tits out for a living. She's also appeared on e-celeb channels and a minor TV show.

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>that slag
>hot
lmao

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yes, you dont like?

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>Makeup: English and Irish women wear what north Americans would consider prostitute-tier levels of makeup.
This. In germany even prostitues wouldn't wear as much make up as the normal british lady

Also: Where comes this whorish chav look from which british women embrace? Is this a revolt to victorian prudishness?

Not political
Sage

these slags look like they take 7 different dicks of the 7 days of the week. thank god i dont have to deal with these hideous subhumans

OOOH PETAL. C'mere luv, awww facking c'mere, gizza r8 good go on that young fanneh. Hahaha girl ah luv me a bit a juicy pussy when ah gets the chance. A proper lesbian lass, that's me! ah facking love licking young pussehs, gimme gimme gimme! It's like lickin a snotty slug, and then ah loves touchin me own growler with me fingernails as ah feel the cuntjuice dribble down mah chin! Come on u slag, you know you wanna! ah bet you cud fit a r8 load of fists up that pusseh, ya sexy bitch! Yed like it wuntcha! Aw gizza go, Come on ah'll blag you some tinnies later, just pull down them young lass knickers and show me that fuckin shaven 'aven! A r8 good lick is wot ah'll 'av, and that's no lie, ah fuckin' tell thee! Aww yes lass, ah can feel the bits oh your dried fanneh juice stuck between ma teef! Mah teef is all rotten and crooked love, but der int noffin wrong with ma tongue! Don't tell anyone, you facking bitch, or ah'll cut you, I swear on me nan's life! No one'll believe ya anyway, ya daft bint! NOW SHUDDUP AND LET ME LICK YER ARSERING, YEH MITHERIN' MINGER BITCH!

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Can confirm, my aunt works as a hostess and she's coming on 60. The job should be for people 20-35. Also because of unions the hostess job pays as well as I get paid to compile cancer medication all day. Despite all it involves is serving drinks, managing your sleep, memorizing a safety instruction and people skills.

have some respect burger

They wear full Adidas track suits which was a look that 'thug' girls had in North America in the early 2000s. The number of women I've seen here in full black Adidas sweat suits with dyed blonde hair and a pound of makeup is crazy.

average 23yo Glasgow lassie
The uk is fucked

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>Also: Where comes this whorish chav look from which british women embrace? Is this a revolt to victorian prudishness?


Genx here, when I was younger girls didn't look half as much as slags as they do now.
I think it comes from rap/pop music of the last 20 years, where women are often just shown as accessory sluts in clubs

I have this weird fetish for britslags. Like maybe if I actually had to deal with them that wouldn't be the case, and if I was actually in britain i'd back out at the last second out of sheer disgust. But there's something about that disgust for them that's also very hot.

Anyone else?

Estonian has penchant for puppy-filter dog-faced thots
Imagine my sccccchhhhokkkkk

British people are famous in Europe for being the ugliest by far.
Also they got an even worse reputation in Mallorca than us Germans, which is quite an achievement.

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>thank god i dont have to deal with these hideous subhumans
>flag

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Brits and people who are closely related to them are the only people I think look truly human.

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Spot the Dyke(s)

lurk more

>Stupid Estonian shitposting makeup cake with a slag attatched
>Thinks they are cute
Eesti girls are qt af why do you need to post Brittish "girls"?

But there is something special british in this. Maybe its british exentricness. We have the same rap/gangster-culture in germany, france and the us. But the british women look by far the sluttiest out of all.

When you have a population 3 times the size of Texas on a landmass half the size of Texas, you're related to everyone.

The Vikings went down there and brought all the good ones with them when they left. Now all they have is trash... Been to the UK a couple of times, never laid my eyes on anything i'd ever want a taste of down there...

all the 'British' women you see on media are crypto trannies and/or crypto kikes

You dont have to limit yourself with only Estonian girls

Maybe being here it is harder for me to notice the difference?

Apparently the stereotype of German tourists is that you find them in the middle of nowhere here. I guess they say when you go on holidays you want to be away from everyone.

You are joking right? Bulgarians are barely European; they're ugly as fuck. Talk about people in glass houses, jesus christ.
If some Danish person was saying this, then fine. Do you even look in the mirror?

There's nothing wrong with their phenotype, you're cherry picking slags.

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I honestly think that is it. My girlfriend is from here and she takes no notice of the absolute mutants lurking the streets here.

>not spot the hetero

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Most grills in this pictures are QTs by the way

They are top 3 ugliest on earth for sure.

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this is how we cope

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>Makeup: English and Irish women wear what north Americans would consider prostitute-tier levels of makeup.

A million times this. They all try and emulated jenner/kardasashians and mostly look terrible for doing so.

We have a massive underclass that is deliberately reduced to the lowest form possible, both in nutrition, education, and other aspects of poverty. It is a deliberate class warfare, which other European countries do not have in anything like the same degree. It is why many working class whites have black friends, and the socialist movements like Corbyn work, as working class whites are basically treated like niggers; the ruling class want them out of the way, and to die early. Many working class Brits were literally grabbed off the streets and forced into working on slave ships 200 years ago; 100 years ago, and less, it was forcing them on ships and sending them to Australia - hence Australia is extremely working class in its attitude, and they don't tolerate snobbery of Brit middle-class cunts.
This island is basically a psy-war operation in creating divisions so the elite can rule over without any problems. As Lord Bertrand Russell said, the key for the elite is to make the serfs 'content' in their misery, to not know anything else.

there is at least 3 seemingly jewish mutt in that pic

hows life in here?

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still would

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And sport women don't tend to be the most feminine.

This is considered a 10 in britian

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American living in UK here.
British women have been brainwashed to think that this shit is attractive. They use buckets of fake tan and paint their face in makeup. Also, while there are less overweight people here than is the US, almost all overweight people here are women.

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extremely windy, and winter has 23 hour long nights, with summer having 23 hour long days, but privacy is practically guaranteed

trips of truth, we're a nation of peasants, still living with a medieval mindset

Great, if you like working on fishing boats; otherwise not great.

That is a 3 or 4 in Britain. But men still fuck 3s, and they are the problem.

The difference is that France and even Germany post-war always had a retained base of 20-30% of the population who dont trust Jews.
In the UK on the other hand Jews had free reign for centuries unchecked.

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what about niggers and americans?

The only "bulgarians" I've ever met are turks.

This is true; the women here drink a shit load of alcohol, which is the worst thing women can do if they want to be thin.

Trust me, she's uglier without the makeup.

and they still support them today

chicks here look exactly like this

Look at these things. No wonder bongs sailed around looking for people to fuck.

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2000 years of inbreeding.

American women to contrast.

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the wind weathers away skin colour and nationalities alike

I fired two Bulgarians off a job; these two weak rats that looked like Amir Khan turned up, fucked about for an hour, utterly clueless, and I told them to leave. Bulgaria shouldn't even be considered European. It is a fucking joke. I literally thought those two were Indian/ Pakistani - and not the light skinned Indians either.

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it must suck in the summer no? what's the colour of the light during the summer?

Is this pic from their yearly outing to the the zoo?

Literal cheerleader effect. I’d run out of paper bags.

They look alright, if you think they all look bad wait until they start opening their mouth.

Also if you're reading this and didn't watch BASED in betweeners, you're missing it out niggers

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I'd fuck 8 of those and give the rest a pass, I'd say I'm too tired.

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The light is always grey. Just Google image "Europe sunlight hours map" and pity us.

post california and detroid ones

i've honestly never seen a good looking british woman
ones that are always end up part french

>Britons
>Celts
>Romans
>Saxons
>Jutes
>Danes
>Normans
>current multiculti

>........inbreeding

can you plant something during the summer?

stop white knighting aussie gay boy

2>4>5>7>14>17>16>13>10>15>6>3>8>9


all the same phenotype really.