How do you snowflakes feel now that capitalism has abandoned you after it found you wanting?

America was unironically conceived as a safe space for white people on the North American continent, and by God it will be once more

Lefties are literally retarded. There’s no point trying to make sense of them.

Women do 80% of consumer spending, and corporations are all desperately trying to figure out how to access the millennial market and develop brand loyalty
They’re all fucked though because millenials don’t give a shit about quality they’re broke and retarded and terrified of going to the mall because of niggers so the only advertising they pay attention to is whatever is cheap and well rated on amazon with free two day delivery

ZUMG Guyzzzz "Shannon Campell" (whoever the fuck that is ) said sumthing on da interwebz twatter!!!

Who fucking cares
STOP giving attention to these literal fucking nobodies bleating on the internet.

These movements gain so much traction cause you imbeciles keep giving attention to it and act like twatter is the end all and be all of everything now.

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Too special of a snowflake to be giving those kind of fucks

This seems to be a trend nowadays
>Our old fans/customers will support us no matter what so let's just ignore them and focus on getting new ones!
And then these companies wonder why their profits are declining.

> (...) is that all it means is they crunched the numbers and determined that racists/MRAs/whatevers weren't a market worth keeping.

It's always amusing to see leftist's attempting to- and failing at thinking rationally. Big companies are doing 'woke' ads for 4 reasons:
a) Human Resources and PR departments are filled to the brim with social justice types, which reflects in the public decision making of their companies. Making their company do "woke" things makes them in turn feel better about themselves
b) The people making those decisions tend to be quite detached from their consumer-base (especially if it comes to stock-market companies). They carter to the ones that are the loudest on social media (which are crying leftists, of course) instead, even if their base is the complete opposite.
c) Due to how easy leftists _seemingly_ jump on social justice trains, the naive thought of some higher-ups is that being "woke" would attract leftwing customers - which it (as we know) doesn't in the end.
d) Even the ones that *know* about their customers might still attempt their hand at being "woke", because it prevents the left from accusing them of "supporting evil right wingers" (image loss), And unlike leftwingers, who openly boycott everything they don't like, rightwingers tend to be professional enough not to ignore a company for opposing views, at least if said company doesn't make the mistake of putting them down, too.

For some companies it might work at first, but remember that leftists will try to find something bad about them just raise their own moral stand in comparison, so it's bound to fail at some point.

this is great. I want MORE angry, disenfranchised young white males. pls keep pushing. sage this slide thread

>”revolutionary” millenials celebrating being singled out as easily bought paypigs by their corporate masters
Imagine being proud that a multinational conglomerate knows your loyalty can be bought by nominally supporting fag sex on a commercial

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Twitter threads should be banned.
Sage.

True story.

>As I ascended the magic mountain
>I passed through a ninja forest
>I could see ninjas flying in the tree tops above me
>I was scared but soldiered on.
>I came across a giant Buddha statue
>It began talking to me
>"My child, for a small token of gratitude I will impart on you the wisdom of the ages "
>So, I tossed a coin at the Buddha
>He said "Remember, my son, you are a unique individual. ...just like everyone else?"

imagine focus testing your new ad. but only in San Francisco. and pls, can we stop pretending that a twitter post is a thread-starter. sage all twitter threads.

Millennials are used to everything being about them. If you think any of this pandering causes them have even a moment of self-reflection then you are sadly mistaken.

What's an MRA?

Men's Rights Activist

capitalism survived because the white patriarchal proletariat refused to revolt against it.

I've been wondering if SJWism and cultural marxism was some ingenious ploy to get the white patriarchal proletariate to finally revolt against capitalism by pissing them off so much

the older I get, and the more I see corporations do this woke scold bullshit, the more I sympathise with communism

Men's rights activists. Because fuck men and their rights.

remind us to tell mr.campbell of this tweet next time a implicitly racist/homophobic/transphobic thing is featured
>welt.de/wirtschaft/article137917079/Fanta-bereut-seinen-daemlichen-Nazi-Fauxpas.html

Just saying that these parasites are much like us, but that we understand a joke, because we can enjoy things that are unpolitical or not see the political issue in them.

faggots like Mr.Campbell have no problems and start pointing out problems that aren't his as a result. it's what makes this generation so fucked, because the human brain was created under strain, stress and hardship to solve problems and once these problems dissipate, it does not know what to do and turns feral like his.

>I like capitalism because it represents me now
>but capitalism takes advantage of stupid people

liberalism is truly dead

>Abandoned by capitalism
Nigger are you fucking retarded.
We've been raving about this since the very beginning. The jews want a cultureless, identityless mass of consumers.

this. instead of the normal self-segregation "safe-space" they invented(which is awesome, btw), they use it literally, like:
>go back to your safe space in mom's basement

When are they going to be self aware and realize they were what they claimed to hate all along? How do you use corporations to subvert the Constitution and stifle free speech and not realize you're a corporate whore?

they removed the nigger from their ad, didn’t they?

the same number crunching and analysis that took hillary to victory

they manipulate people into buying their stuff - the commies forcefully oppress everyone to steal their stuff

somehow I see a difference and how one of them rewards self-improvement while the other one degenerates

doesn't it actually show the big companies know that lefties are easily manipulated by slogans?

>get woke go broke
I didn't know it's good business to go broke

Yes because everyone on the right is a unique individual that dosent engage in mob mentality

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Same reason they used to call themselves
>Liberals
fighting for
>Equality
etc. Redefining terms to sow chaos and siphon support from those who can only reason linguistically, rather then conceptually, has always been their game. We really should have some snappy term to call it out desu. I would guess some analogue to
>Argumentum ad hominum
>Argumentum ad populum
>etc
but highlighting that the argument hinges upon redefinition of terms would be good, as it would be consistent with existing language.

They steal our insults for them. Never come up with anything original. Same with snowflake. Also something they wanted to start calling people unironically. Their insults are a cornucopia of failed ideas turned against them that they somehow decide to turn into their own. Completely retarded.

Any man who isn't a literal faggot is a racist/mra

What world are these people living in? Am I really a bigot for not wanting to be preached to by a fucking razor salesman?

I love how you can tell leftists know deep down they are fighting for gigantic billion dollar corporations and they just try their best to pretend to themselves they arent.

please tell me the left pic is shooped. I had nightmares about ripping my jaw but this

No they literally wanted to start calling themseles that.

>bought old spice and charmin literally my entire life
>now not buying any proctor n gamble product until I die
Retards

>that id

half the sincere, non-discord tranny ops posters here would literally kill each other if they had the opportunity

Capitalism abandons no one.

There's profit everywhere you silly goose!

I actually liked Tide detergent over the other brands

I still might buy it cause it's not like Unilever and everyone else isn't run by the same type of people

Corporations
>we want cheap brown labor
“”””””racists””””””
>no
Corporations
>wah fuck you we need it to make more money you cost to much
Liberals, communist, and socialist
>haha corporations don’t like you and they like me

Oh no, I sure will miss Capitalism. It's not like the market will try to meet every need.

>0dpDiiES

Nightmares about ripping your jaw ? Unusual. Is your personality one of great hunger ? Just interested. My wife has dreams about losing her teeth, the human brain is very odd.

Not necessarily true.

Maybe they thought they could keep their demographic (white males) while adding new demographics. Turns out it didnt work.

They will lose more than they gain.

I've always hated bankers and I don't watch television or give a fuck about social media so I could barely care about any of this shit.
I'll just buy a different razor, it's no big deal.

>Am I really a bigot for not wanting to be preached to by a fucking razor salesman?
yes, you fucking racist.
how dare you want to keep the white race going

I’ve thought about this a lot and it really sums up why the left can’t meme. Snowflake was actually a well thought out meme that characterized a lot of liberals who thought they were all special and unique when they really weren’t.

Liberals couldn’t understand that insult because it was to deep and turned it back at us in the most shallow way. They just made it a generic insult like pussy, of bitch no depth or backstory. They can only think of things in the most shallow way.

but in communism you get to kill the elites pushing all the SJW bullshit and then take their stuff. sounds pretty comfy.

Only place corporations crunched numbers was in PR department that decided to use an advertising agency to make an ad for them. That agency made an ad that painfuly inline with all other ads they produced prior. Execs at Gillete gone full "They probably know what they are doing lol, broadcast it!". The rest is history.

No one on the right is claiming to be. The left is the one who claims to be unique. Jesus you contrarians have the IQ of a somalian

It’s because when conservatives don’t like something, they don’t buy the product or watch the show anymore. When liberals don’t like something, they don’t want anyone to be able to buy the product or watch the show anymore, and they want the creators to be rounded up and lynched so they can never commit wrongthink again.

It’s not hard to see which crowd you’d want to appease more.

White people need to go back to farming.

Teeth is pretty common and it supposedly represents self consciousness. I used to have that pretty frequently but haven’t in a long time.

>capitalism works by excluding potential customers
git fucked insane people, bizfags already woke to this shit and not impressed cause it loses them money

The wonderful thing about capitalism is that there will always be another company you can purchase goods from if you feel the one you’re purchasing from currently has wronged you, or if you don’t like their product anymore.

And again with accusing people of being triggered.

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

These words coming out of a woman make it pretty funny. Must've been a heavy flow day.

That's not the point. Sure, a lot of people on the right are sheep and engage in mom mentality (e.g. MAGA fags), but they don't claim to be unique and special.

>Calling us snowflakes
The eternal lefty just can't make up anything original can he?

uhm the companies that got woke a couple of years ago are now backtracking already see the new ghostbusters movie announced, or EA stock price, or blizztard stockprice, gilette ad etc
companies that now jump on the woke trend are slow and jump on a failing trend.

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Wtf I hate the free market

That wasn't bad.

>muh left can't meme XD
they're actually taking words you use to express the things you want and changing the meaning so you have one less way of expressing your opinion. But no of course it's all about the memes, our greatest good.

>the only advertising they pay attention to is whatever is cheap and well rated on amazon with free two day delivery

how could anything else be right?

>What is brand loyalty for 500 Alex

I think ghostbusters remake, solo and BF5 shows that these companies are really shit at crunching numbers

This. Leftsharts constantly whine about mindless consumer culture while being the biggest participants of it.

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>How do you snowflakes feel now that capitalism has abandoned you after it found you wanting?

The bust is coming. It always does with neomercantilism. We will see what they value when the bottom falls out and they're sucking dick to survive.

You mean a global minority is in fact a global minority? You don't say

>Tfw they are probably in boardroom meetings trying to make sense of the stats vs actual feedback
A little common sense goes a long way

This. The left is a baby playing with a steering wheel in its carseat.

you must be new here faggot.
magapedes and ancaps dont run this board.
the fuck would i want to be some kikes target market?

OR

The "woke" people will buy anything flashy and says "premium" on it. It's because you're not smart and are easily lied to. Gullible is what they call it.

The best part is, they determined that the right winged crowd wouldn't stop buying their shit if they made a woke ad.

And they haven't.

Making literally who Twitter posts should be bannable. No one cares what one dumb bitch on Twitter is saying.

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They are not trying to please the consumers, but the shareholders. Consumers are the product they are trying to sell.

Gillete, the perfect gift, for the perfect cuck.

Go back to your shitty discord you tranny faggot abomination.

Its not like we use the same memes forever, sure its unfortunate, but they mostly steal the memes we don't use anymore, basically taking out our trash. This would be a problem if we werent constantly making OC, but we are so its not important.

Take off your meme flag faggot, how many times do I need to fucking ask you?

The right hasnt used snowflake as an insult since 2015 theres literally been hundreds of memes invented since that lmao at your life

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if niggerloving op believed this, trannies would not get any recognition at all. muh captalism!
oh btw fuck capitalism!

Capitalism is the game jews love to play the most.

You just gotta be better than them at their own game otherwise you end trying to spend the whole time quitting the game. The game never ends and everyone is playing it.

You just lost the game.

>snowflakes
the moment cat litter companies start virtue signaling i might give a fuck
faggot

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But the gilette men are bad ad got more dislikes then likes meaning "racists fucknuts" make up the majority of the market

Capitilism seeks the highest price, and generally speaking, that's also the easiest prey.

I'm almost amused that these idiots haven't become alarmed that they're being co-opted. They openly invite it instead.