>you put in years of work in the gym to get a good body
>you finally have the courage to go out and talk to a woman
>you see a qt walk by you and you want to go up to her and say hello, make a compliment and maybe ask for her number if she reacts positively
>suddenly this black man grabs you and is like "nah dawg, stop being toxic n shiet"
How would you react in this situation?
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knock him the fuck out for assault in self defense. (yes him laying hands on you is already assault)
>"your people do it, why can't I?"
Kill the negro and fuck his cute sister instead
Smirk
Aplologize for my actions, thank him for correcting me and beg for him to let me listen through the wall with a cup while he fucks the girl after he approaches her
Guys in short-sleeved plaid shirts are almost always snobby, holier-than-thou cunts.
left jab, jab, jab, body blow, uppercut, dance, left jab, jab, jab, step forward, right cross, left mule kick, right roundhouse
Call the police and cackle as they execute Woke Black Man.
It’s battery, assault is the imminent feeling of being hit you retard.
assault smile
If you needed to get in shape to be able to have "courage" to talk to women, you're in for a lot of problems with women. Unless you were a legit fat fuck. Try working on your inner game/mentality.
Aplologize for my actions, thank him for correcting me and beg for him to let me listen through the wall with a cup while he
>beats the crap out of her after raping her and finally cuts her throat as he Is a nigger
>ftfy
Based man.
>assuming i wouldn't still jerk it to that with a cup to my ear nigger.
I don't even want to admit what i have to do to get hard nowadays
teleport behind him
>How
Punch the nigger while screaming "THAT'S MY WALLET!"
>I don't even want to admit what i have to do to get hard nowadays
Stick a finger in your butt and spend 30 minutes just browsing to find a passable t-girl on pornhub?
>"An assault is the act of inflicting physical harm or unwanted physical contact upon a person"
>unwanted physical contact
Do you guys have google in America or what? An imminent feeling is not an assault, that's something a school campus SJW would say.
why would she have to be passable my man? i went through a fart porn stage now it's drawing my own hentai poorly
Put his nigger head into a chokehold until he loses all energy to resist or passes out, then continue doing my thing.
don't ask girls out
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Masterpiece
Serves you right for being a gym cuck boi. Any less than 30 BMI is weak, skinny boi's gunna get owned when The Hunger comes. This be the timeof The Obese
I didn't say you couldn't jerk it, i was just emphasising that this is what a nigger would really do
Why isn't the nigger actually looking at Chad? He is staring off at something else.
>nigger
>cute sister
What's wrong with you?
.....can we see?
Underrated, +1
I would say “fuck off nigger” and go ahead but I would get stabbed or sucker punched in the head so I would just ignore him
SHUT UP pale face
Cockblockers get the rope
You really spoke too soon. It is battery however the anons definition of assault is wrong.
I got the impression they were friends and there together
no. it's a weird thing. i have this hangup, like sex was always taboo in my house and i was a virgin forever. I remember discovering sex stories on the internet and my friend printed some out when i was like 14. I had one under my pillow (not sure why coz i know mum made my bed every morning) also i had tried to draw hentai of some girl from my school based on her picture from the yearbook when we were like 14. And i suck at drawing.
>come home from school
>mum and dad "we need to talk to you"
>fuck what could it be i do so many wrong things what have they found
>dad is sitting at the table
>in front of him is the sex story, the yearbook and the 3 sheets of a4 paper with the worst possible drawings of a naked girl you have ever seen with the worst rendition of her face
>get the worst ever birds and bees talk from them at age 14
>virgin kissless hugless til i was 20
fast forward to now
>drawing those same images.
Post your work
Just leave women alone, you have no right to go and speak to a women. You’re not entitled to. She shouldn’t have to deal with an idiot that thinks this way.
This guy again..
>muh NHS detected.
I compose interracial BFWM erotica stories in my head the whole day when Im busy with real life shit, in the evening I write it down and jack it to some ivory in ebony. Its like edging the whole day with huge testosterone boost and you blow absolutely inhuman loads in the evening.
Been off pol for a while, can someone explain the origin of this meme for me?
>flag
Checks out
Look up the legal definitions, not common slang.
>grabs you
thats where my fist hits his face
Rape my religion into him and the woman and then beat him with the woman after stoning her and throw him off a building for being a faggot.
Al A. Akbar
HAHAHAHAHAH DEY BGUVKIRHN WR NBNJIHHHRTS KEEP THE WQHITE MAN BACK FROM S{ACEE CVIOLV)BI FK ISDN SLZLM BASEDTM M POIOOHHNBHRETTTDDDS
This pic perfectly summarizes humanity.
Some gilette ad about toxic masculinity, it's hilarious.
If you are a man, push him away, he violated your space, fuck his rights.
Keep walking and chat with the woman, showing your dominance over the manlet.
> American virture signalling corp
Checks out
>shirt has glue on it
>he is now stuck to shirt
>proceed to katamari roll toward woman with negro in the ball to make a yummy cancer
Beautiful work so erotica i came
Thanks, please donate to my patreon
We could have been mining fucking space rocks on Mars by now but we decided to babysit brown people instead.
>Smirk
No, no-no-no, not that, anything but that!
10/10
t. neet
Based
lel
MMMMH yes.....
I stared at this for like ten minutes on the verge of tears
you've been busy, niggerlovingestoniabro
It's on a case by case definition. Also our laws are different anyways so I don't know why you're comparing them.
>be 8 months ago driving home from uni
>nigger throws snowball at my car
>I tell him to fuck himself and call him a pussy, as I'm walking away he throws another snowball at me this time instead
>turn around and knock the Retard out
>he got an assault charge
So no, it isn't always battery. The actual intentions and literal aftermath are extremely relevant when laying a charge
>that happened
Unlike some of you virgins I actually act on it. If you really care I can link my dash cam video when I get back from the gym. Cute attempt at a strawman though muttboy
>t. Rent free
nuke britain.
edited
its 2019
This (worked real irl for one guy)
>"Hello Jamal or shall I call you soon to be Janee."
>"I like you, I want you."
>"We could do this either the hard way or the easy way."
>"Either way I get that booty and the choice is yours."
Either this or I shall have to review the American Psycho with the hobo.
nog's left hand is reaching for the guy's wallet
>Try working on your inner game/mentality
I've been trying and failing this for 5 years
How do I unfuck myself?
Kill him
Holy fuck
Thank you my brotha’. That would have been rape. Literally. It’s 2019 after all.
I drew it a year ago
it's 2019 you fucking bigot.
feelings can incriminate now
and that's a good thing.
>nigger telling you not to do anything???
“Sure user, listen through this cup.”
>digs hands into pants for pic related
>be rich
Got it.
>How would you react in this situation?
Report him to HR for groping me.
this whole thing was a psy-op to trigger you and you all fell for it
>i-it's just a psyop!
>they were just pretending to be retarded!
fucking based and check-pilled
but oof, that hurts. it hurts me on a deep, spiritual level.
I'd get better friends.
This is art; keked heartily
>I'm so sorry for being white! I have unearned privilege! muh invisible knapsack
all progressives are this cringe-inducing.
Based Boomer.
>pic
wtf is that look on the nigger's face? It's the kind of look I have if I'm herding retards.
Based. Please post more often estoniabro
I literally don't get it. Can you explain pic to me?
white man wants to go to space and colonize new worlds but the blacks want dey programs first