I have two girls fighting over me and I don't know which one to choose to be with.
Girl A: -Fat +Busty +Very sweet +Is reserved but not prudish... We've made out but haven't done anything sexual... shes wants to be officially together before we get more physical. +Really nerdy, reads a lot, very smart +Plays the guitar -Has a chronic sickness that has landed her in the hospital. -Kinda dresses like a throwback, like shes from the 50's hair and all. -unironically uses the word Golly which I find really annoying. +Is an amazing cook... only girl who has cooked for me and its beaten my nostalgia for my mother's food. +is very clean +despite an Obsession with video games, doesn't have any hygiene issues like most nerdy girls I've met. +hasn't nagged, or bitched, or shown any hint of any bitchiness. -doesn't seem to like children... shes good with them, very good, but seems easily exhausted by them. -owns a cat -Obviously wants to be a housewife. -Is more of a Glamping sort of girl (She has camped, and prefers comfort more than roughing it. -At a recent hot tub party, was too shy to actually swim and just hung out in her regular clothes.
Girl B: +Amazing Body... amazing face +Party girl, a lot of fun... have had sex with already. +Doesn't have hobbies, unless day drinking is a hobby -Has drunk texted me some weird shit. -Has asked me if I think I could beat up her ex. +Is dumb but in a cute way +Is very open to experiences. -Has had sex with 4 of my friends -Is 26 and hasn't had a job in almost 6 years. -Can't cook, her apartment is a fucking mess and her parents pay her rent and food. -Is very vague about her sexual history +Wants kids +Loves dogs +Loves to camp (Though have not actually seen evidence of her ever actually camping or roughing it in any way) +Dresses sexy as fuck. -seems like an Alcoholic
>-Fat >+Is reserved >-Obviously wants to be a housewife. >+Doesn't have hobbies, unless day drinking is a hobby >-Has asked me if I think I could beat up her ex. >+Is dumb but in a cute way Would be an instant no's for me but seem at least tolerable for you. Just pick the hot one as a fuck buddy and find someone else for more.
Juan Smith
Go for A, but try to convince her of kids and camping. B seems like an annoying thot but if thats what you want
Carter Long
>Fat >very smart does not compute.
Honestly neither.
Christian Ward
We kinda are... I know she wants to date me though. Its not that I know she doesn't want kids she just seems to get tired of being around them quickly... She never mentions children either. She is both fat and intelligent.
Joseph Campbell
Girl A, but un-fat her
Girl B sounds like a close psycho
Liam Robinson
if it's ever unclear between two then it's neither. at least if you're looking long term. if it's short term go with the hot one that fucks.
Based, especially B likes the party lifestyle and says shit to make herself not seem like a slut >vague about sexual history >loves dogs >wants kids (who the fuck wants kids) >loves to camp but lol: >had sex with 4 of your friends enjoy watching her ride the cock carousel made up of your friends if she ever leaves you. I strongly suspect she will, especially once she's tired of your not-wanting-to-party attitude (no judgement, I'm the same way), and/or starts saying some crazy female shit to you after a night of drinking. Maybe she admits she cheated on you - multiple times. Maybe she admits she doesn't love you. Maybe she admits she wants to fuck some other friend but also wants to stay with you That's before even factoring in how bored you'll get of her once you're tired of getting her pussy >no hobbies ditch this broad
Alexander James
>future r9k users desu Now that's just rude.
Colton Martin
>who the fuck wants kids
Most people user
Hudson Green
Neither, Op. Neither.
Elijah Powell
rude why? literally suggesting to date, long-term, red flags: the woman user gets dumped by her obvious whoring ways gets upset decides women are the worst goes on r9k to wallow it's the circle of life I guess
most people are gross
Carter Gutierrez
>future r9k users desu >enjoy watching her ride the cock carousel
If you read closer, the suggestions were to fuck her. Neither of the girls are LTR material. Besides, it's not like most r9k users even had the balls to talk to a girl. Getting dumped would be a major achievement.
Benjamin Hernandez
A is the better option for sure. I guarantee the not wanting kids thing will pass eventually. How fat though? Like obese levels or just kinda chub
David Morris
> Kinda dresses like a throwback, like shes from the 50's hair and all. > it is a minus OP, you are fucking retarded.
Alexander Ross
>fat and sick or >crazy
is neither an option because i am voting neither.
Hudson Phillips
>Has had sex with 4 of my friends That sounds horrible to deal with
Owen Richardson
How the fuck am I based?
What does Based even mean ?
If you had to choose A or B, who the fuck would go for B?!
Jason Lee
>fat weirdo >hot weirdo Who the fuck would not pick B over A? At very least she's fuckable. A is friendzone tier at the very best.
Anthony Price
whoops wrong tab.
Juan Cook
>how the fuck am i based look at those idiots picking B over A That makes you based don't be a sperg about it, sperg
Nathan Thompson
Honestly the only reason I have to make a choice is girl A is bugging me to either make things official with her or keep it friends.
Girl B is fine with fucking around.
James Price
Bitch please, it's always the indifferent exhausted fat insecure nerds that dump you first because they're nothing but pretending to be nicegirls. Their social problems will get to them. They're just a different style of bad.
Girl A - Boring obnoxious annoying DORK Girl B - Energetic obnoxious annoying ASSHOLE WHERE THE FUCK IS THE C? GIVE ME A C
Honestly OP, give me your addresses and I'll kill all 3 of you, free of charge.
Jeremiah Smith
Got sauce on that OP image?
Hudson Baker
A desu. Both of them are slightly eh but B sounds like she's gonna fuck the best man in the bathroom on her wedding day. Plus, she is alcoholic as fuck. A seems like more of a wife material and surely will come around to kids, just dont get more than 1 kid
Jason Nelson
B stands for slutty bitch.
>no hobbies How that can be a fucking plus???
Caleb Myers
FUCK A FUCK B
Don't be in a relationship with either. Just throw them the dick once in a while. You're retarded if you somehow think that you're limited to only two women.
Luke Powell
Uh... neither. You don't seem too keen on Girl A even though she is technically wife material. And Girl B sounds like a fucked up mess that will ruin your life.
Don't just date someone because you have the option to. Wait for a girl you're truly keen on. But if you really have to choose from this lot then pick Girl A.
Joseph Baker
How about neither? Just keep fucking bitches and don't settle. Both of them seem like a bad catch to me frankly
Asher Torres
Edgy
Easton Bailey
You Yankees are such illoyal, unfaithful degenerates! How can you unironically date two girls at a time? How can you go out with girl A, at the same time have sex with girl B, and not consider it cheating? The absolute state of American normies in 2018! KYS.
Chase Thomas
no girls talk to me so ur lucky pick the chubby one shes sweet
Mgtow is zero contact not no reltatio ships but with the occasional dicking
Isaiah Hall
>occasional dicking exactly what he was suggesting mgtow pls leave
William Lewis
Go for Girl A. Girl b sounds like a hoe and will probably leave you for another guy.
Luis Reed
I dunno if you should pick A but you definitely shouldn't pick B
Julian Campbell
Your an idiot
Ian Long
I was mistaken earlier The most based answer is
Blake Diaz
>gets btfo on adv for giving shitty advice >your an idiot lol no u
Luke Lewis
I didnt give any advise. Not the guy you're calling a mgtow. A mgtow wouldent tell some one to fuck a girl. Theyre whole movement is about avoiding them all together.
Noah Johnson
Their whole movement is about not getting married though. And not making life about having sex with them.
Tyler Rogers
have them fuckeach other duh
Asher Hill
A, this is a no-brainer. She actually has a personality, goals, interests, and some emotional self-awareness. If her weight bothers you, encourage her to be active and do active things or work out together.
B has the executive function skills of an animal. Relationships are partnerships and you cannot share burdens with an alcoholic child.
OP, you already know the answer. Fuck B a couple of times and then settle down with A.
Zachary Hill
make them fight to the death for your love. may the strongest win.
Hunter Wright
A for relationship B for pump and dump
William Perez
all of the negatives of B (which is pretty much everything you listed) completely outweigh any negatives of A A is objectively a better person (yes, person, not pick, B is a waste of air)
Aiden Cruz
>fat >a better person >not waste of air Burgers should go to sleep already.
Charles Allen
sorry retard, mgtow can and do fuck women
Connor Young
weight can be lost. being a basic bitch alcoholic with no interesting features is a permanent affliction get a reality check, faggot
Lucas Fisher
Statistically, it's pretty unlikely. Most fat people only get fatter.
Carter Davis
Statistically unlikeliness of getting unfatted is still infinitely higher than changing one's personality and tendencies, which is of course impossible fuck off retard
Henry Reyes
>changing one's personality and tendencies, which is of course impossible Now that's just ignorant.
Easton Cooper
not as ignorant as thinking unfatting is so statistically unlikely that you are trying to imply that it is impossible kek
Dylan Wilson
You should check more recent stats, man. I was somewhat surprised myself but losing weight is getting less and less likely with every passing year. Check modern data on effectivity of diets if you can handle even more negativity.
The chances of the fat chick getting here life in order aren't any higher than from the alcoholic.
Jayden Edwards
Which is still infinity more than that slut changing her personality
Blake Garcia
It's still more likely than a slut changing her ways. I'm an ex fatty kinda similar to how OP describes personality-wise. Once I found a bf, I started losing weight immediately because I actually started caring about my appearance. Before, I used to just sit in front of my computer or read books, looks didn't matter to me. It's actually really common for girls to blossom when they're in love.
John Lopez
>It's still more likely than a slut changing her ways. That's just being hungry for attention, which can be easier replaced than hunger for food. Though one thing we don't know is how fat the chick is; assuming the cartoon is even remotely representative, it does seem like there is still a realistic level of hope. >It's actually really common for girls to blossom when they're in love. Initially. After the high is gone, most people go back to their old ways.
Camden Rodriguez
And why do you think they're hungry for attention? This shit usually stems from deep psychological issues. I'm not saying they can not change, but it usually requires a therapy and self-discipline. Fat people, on the other hand, may just eat from boredom which is comparatively easy to change. Once you start eating healthier, it isn't hard to keep it up.
Brayden James
See >If you read closer, the suggestions were to fuck her. Neither of the girls are LTR material. Here's the thing Jow Forums doesn't understand. Choosing to be single for a while is an option. I know that people who are that desparate cannot imagine it, but if you know the world you'll know that being single is better than being with the wrong person. Neither A nor B is relationship material by any stretch of the imagination. OP can continue to sometimes hook up with B while looking for a decent girl.
>This shit usually stems from deep psychological issues. Almost all people love attention. She just sound immature due her parents being too dumb for parenting, so never learned how to get pleasure the more adult way and goes for the easy kicks. Assuming there is a willingness to change, it'd take just a few months. Now obviously there could be some deep seated issues that require therapy but let's not do distance diagnosing.
>Fat people, on the other hand, may just eat from boredom These usually stop at chubby. Though just like with B, we have no idea whether it's just letting herself go or compulsive behaviour.
Noah Jones
unless you plan on marrying A pick B
Cameron Gomez
why do you even ask aftet giving that list
you already know the answer
A will be the better relationship choise
B will give you good sex but the rest will be abysmal
