Rogan v. Jones Superfight

Joe Rogan is older than Alex Jones? WTF

But the chemicals in the water ARE turning the friggen frogs gay. Frogs are extremely sensitive to pollution and are used as an indicator species to judge the health of wetlands.

This le ebix reddit maymay is my le spirit animal XD

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He faked his age. No doubt about it.

If Alex can avoid getting leg kicked, he can easily grab joe and body slam that midget.

My money is on the humble water filter salesman. He's a high energy, high test, alpha male and he'll pulverize that soiboi beta cuck Rogaine.

ive never heard joe rogan ever say something funny. meanwhile alex jones is funny on a daily basis and always delivers.

Rogan's done for. I took some of that super male vitality & my dick grew twice the size, my chest swelled with muscles to the point I looked like a young Arnold Swartznigger & I was able to beat up 15 marines at once.

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>rogan is older than alex jones
holy shit, i always assumed the reverse was true

Indeed, Rogan styles himself a comedian but he doesn't say much that's funny on his podcast at least.

On topic, I support based AJ. He's a bit on the maniac side at times but he speaks the essence of the truth with passion.

Rogan is 5'2"

when will they learn

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How much steroids to turn Joe Rogan from 5'5&1/2" to 5'8" 200lbs?

I don't know how to spell Arnolds last name but I can tell you butchered it.

Toe. Alex sucks

>Rogan
>5'8"

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Heres a little game you can play Jow Forums

>Watch any Alex Jones video ever
>Check how long it takes for him to mention Hitler,nazis or the holocaust

I got 5 minutes

>Alex Jones
>Age: 44

Did you know he's 2 years younger than Wil Wheaton the king of soi?

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Jones, obviously. Joe is such a fucking cuck it's not even funny.

News Radio was funny. That's literally the only funny thing he's been involved in.

I can't imagine how awful a Joe Rogan stand up comedy would be. Think of how unfunny all his comedian friends he has on are and then double that.

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makes me thing Jones actually is Bill Hicks are lying about his age

Jones used to weight 340lbs. What's he at now?

>Rogan styles himself a comedian but he doesn't say much that's funny on his podcast at least.
Sounds like you haven't tried DMT.

Same

Rogan wont even fight delahoya

Joe Rogan is already 51?

I thought he was only in his late 30s! Wtf happened?

He’s not mocking jones

And yes you’re right. Atrazine is the primary culprit

You know UC Berkeley was the University who published that study. It's a good trick to pull against liberals.

berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2002/04/15_frogs.html

Toe rogan is 5'6" at best.
This is him standing next to a barefoot 5'8" woman. Nice try CIA.

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>rogan is older than jones

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lmao no way

HOLD UP ME TOO. Any body else notice this?