Would this work...

Would this work? And don't give me any of that be alpha male use game PUA shit because I don't want to end up childless like Roosh V

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>Learn to code

What do they think incel stands for?

>learn Python for date money

Excuse me?

>incel
Insecure
Nappy
Cuck
Elevated shoes
Lardass

>Weinstein
What do you think?

don't ask too many questions goy!

"B) Learn G-D-Em-C on guitar."

If you pay attention you'll notice he wants you to finger a minor. Expect nothing less of a Jew.

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>Learn jokes from a book
This is why the left can't humor or meme, they have no creativity and all.

>Learn python
Bugman tier

>Python
Did he just say
>learn 2 code?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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No, none of that will work. Just be yourself, even if you're a sperg, talk to women, even if you're a fucking absolute autist.. there will be a woman who loves it, and will love you for it.

Join some free clubs, or attend free meetups in your area. You wont find women at home on tinder.

>G, D, Em, C
The Basic Fuckboy Base of guitar.

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Fucking KEK!

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kek

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I lolled hard on this one

ikr any song that follows that chord loop annoys that living shit out of me.

just 2 fingers though, nothing painful

>learn to code

this is hate speech

Em is usually 3.

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now even incels need to learn to code

Whoops E maj is 3 false alarm.

alright anons, tell me why python is shit and what programming language I should REALLY be learning.

>learn python
What a fuckin meme this retard is

>Learn G-D-Em-C on a guitar
>be like countless faggots who only know these chords as an excuse to pick up braindead chicks
>hang self from complete worthlessness (pretty please)
Just build a fucking bed frame you can imprison a bitch in & delete "choice" from the conversation already rather than being a fucking faggot as your only recourse.

Em is "E minor"... "Emaj" is Emajor... paid about as much attention as you did in math class, did you, user?

kek

as written? thats 1,4,3minor, II
or
I IV IIIm II

(which is, actually? a 'swort of" weepy-but-epic chord progression... used a lot by faggy minimalist guitar-singers

i'm the brainlket, i fucked it up, LMAO

I IV Vm III

FUCK.... i should drink less on friday nights, i fucked it up again, LMAO

>This is why the left can't humor or meme, they have no creativity and all.

Simply outmatched.

nigger I used PUA shit to leave inceldom and am father of 3 now. Happy family too.

Just don't go FULL pua. The basic stuff like being a bit of an asshole (not too much) and not showing your thirst (wait for her to talk to you back, don't spam 1215 messages because she didn't answer once).

It will work only if you are not ugly, if you are ugly it won't work. Looks are the ONLY thing that matters. If you don't have good looks, you are FUCKED.

>mewing
>bathmate

shit nigger this hits too close to home
did you make this?

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>A) sense of humor only helps if it's your own
>B) guitar? the hell, if you're not in a successful band that's only one step above poetry
>C) only the not weak part applies. being kind never helps
>D) python helps on your cv, but don't expect to build a career out of it. anyway, money doesn't automatically get you women unless you're rich.
>E) I don't think that's a problem for most incels
>F) I won't even bother with this one

do Andalusian cadance: Am-G-F-E-Am

expand it with something like this: Am-Dm-G7-C-F-Dm6-Esus4-E-Am

those are always catchy

Listen you fucking pretentious faggot, go back a re-read what I posted. That's what I said.

It could work for most, but not for larping nazi cucks like you, since the only good nazi is a DEAD NAZI

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>weinstein
>casting couch
Become like a weinstein today incel and be like harvey with your own film company and casting couch

Now THIS is how you finger a minor(7)

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Weinstein... Ohhh fuck off.

>Would this work?

technically, there are only two things that will actually work at getting you laid on this planet...

Well, three...

1. Be a moron.

2. Be inside a Faraday cage that shields you from microwaves from all directions.

3. be a female (preferably an idiot.)

>tfw you fucked dozens of sluts in your 20s and 30s but now you just want to chill out with your dog

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hello...

I lost 80 lbs last year. To celebrate, I went to Florida.

Within an hour, old roastie sat down, chatted me up, offered me blowjob.

Not being fat in Amerifatland = way ahead of the curve

Sounds like a recipe to be a beta orbiter permanently stuck in the friend zone.

Who gets paid for python? It's a scientific hobby language.

>old roastie sat down
are you considering this a victory?
I dont work out and self-improve to attract old roasties but 20-30yo gymthots

the correct term is volcel

Seriously wtf lol. 'Be one of those assholes that whips out his guitar in the middle of a party'.

Learn jokes... Hey I have a joke for you, what do a walrus and tupperware have in common ? They're both looking for a tight seal huhuhuh

Python is great for data analysis and visualization. It's also fantastic for cobbling together programs to talk to multiple instruments/devices.

In my field, scientific research, python and Fortran are absolutely essential, though older scientists use Matlab instead of python.

It all depends on what you want to do. If you want to scale up to production, you probably want C or something related

>stein
>d. learn to code

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>Here’s the anti-Game Nazi memeflag thread again
Literally equivalent to a boomer telling you to just get a job, son!
Kys

And women... TOTALLY dig that

>reading joke books and learning chords on a guitar will get you laid

Could this faggot be any more cliche?

INTELLECTUAL DARK WEB GOYS

The funny part is when he says to learn python on order to make money. Are there any production shops besides Reddit that use python?

Also, you should look into Scala. That's the next Java and will be huge.

There are. A friend I know is hiring at 50k (in the south in a poor area) with no experience requirements and a lot of career benefits he just wants you to know how to code. Python will do.

>Guitar
Plebeian. Learn piano.

You don’t want to be a programmer, it sucks. Be a sysadmin or work security monitoring the network, it’s much more chill and accessible to beginners. Python is essential there.

>date money
>implying you should pay for your date's half of the expenses

>lol you can't make money with Python
My guy, Python is like one of the most sought-after languages these days.

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Would this be something thats hard for me to learn?
I got a bachelors in finance/accounting so it might be worth it

Depends on your background in development, if you don’t have a great background I’d recommend learning development fundamentals before trying to learn a specific language

9/10 of the crazy incel i saw on reddit were:
a)asking for sex on text
b)talking too much about themselves
c)trying to roleplay or this kind of shit
d)being a total manchild when rejected

the good way now :
a)ask for a date, if she says no, you say goodbye and hop to the next
b)listen and ask question, everyones favorite subject is themselves, just be a man and let her talk
c)dont fucking roleplay or any bullshit of this kind
d)if rejected you say "ok have a nice day"
and hop to the next
e)if she invites you to her place or come to yours, its the signal buddy, dont ruin this, she wants to fuck

I have zero background in systems development, i have an easy time to learn stuff and thought SQL would be a good intro

Once you understand python basics it’s easy to transition into other things. This video seems good
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfscVS0vtbw