Improving the bible

Let’s say you could add a three word statement to the Bible that would be in a new more original text yet to be discovered. In this hypothetical scenario the entire world would accept this addition as the word of God, you can only add three words though. What would it be?

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"Traps are gay"

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I don't want to be cursed so no thanks

Gas the jews

"Taxation is theft"

Hitler was right.

"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's" is already that, ancapbro. Jesus was saying "give nothing to Caesar for your property is yours, not his." I would add "Israel is Christian's." Maybe "Jews are evil."

Christ rules Mars

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God doesn't exist

God hates niggers

>Jews are evil
Already there in revelations 2:9

Women are property

Anime is real.

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I just finished KH3 and I dont remember that scene with Kairi. Is it in the secret ending?

I am not a blasphemer.

Don't add anything

>Improve the bible
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Cut out the entire OT (semite crap), make Jesus as a wandering Roman guy living somewhere in the Italian suburbs.
Add European creation myth as well as the hero age stories.
Basically desemitize the entire thing

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>not knowing that there is a very bold warning in Revelations telling the reader of the Bible that if they add to the text or take away from it that ALL OF THE PLAGUES OF THE BOOK WILL BE UPON THEM

its almost like youre illiterate

If Eugenia Cooney was obese and doing mukbang, not many people would care.

God hates fags

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Any Christians who support taking from other Christians by force to pay for social welfare are heretics. Matthew was a tax collector and left that job to join Christ.

Christians are cucks

This Book Lies.

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Disregard the Bible

Foreskins are unhygentic

Don't be gay

Feminism is bigotry

(((OP))) ^ go there faggots stop bumping homosexually gay threads.

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Can't we call 911 and effectively have her swatted so they force her to get psychiatric treatment? I really don't want to see this girl die of anorexia.

"lol ur gey"

Freedom of speech

clarify mixing of the races and how it's not good

>what three words
"DO NOT EDIT"

Only right answer. But it should be 'Hitler IS right', not past tense.

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