OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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BY THE SHART IN THE MART

An elephant and a donkey walk in a bar

And?

They shit uncontrollably everywhere

we need to have a discussion about unrealistic beauty standards

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When a disturbed muttt comes In

yeah them boys been eatin'

and then they laugh it off and...

"Big and Tall" stores? Yep we need them, just like the rest of the world needs "Forever Emaciated Manlet" boutiques

These bods are alcoholics who lack exercise. Ive seen it too many times.

>Must drive far to work in order to live in a safe neighborhood
>Not born with intestinal parasites to speed up metabolism

Stfu kike

By the dawn's early light...

The absolute state of Burgerland Inc.

#MAGA

WHERE SO PROUDLY WE HAIL AT OUR TWILIGHTS LAST STREAMING

>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
At least the mannequin manufacturers are keeping things realistic

Peak Yankee Performance

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You must be kidding. The only thing that accounts for the American obesity epidemic is terrible willpower and not understanding that they simply consume too much energy.

Jesus Christ, just stop eating so god damn much.

Jose, can you si?

Get a dad bod they said, "its good for you," impels the social engineer

we used to eat more but are fatter now though

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Jesus that cant be real

What's your point? Most Americans still overeat, even if they have active jobs. It's not inactivity that's the problem because people tend to eat more than they expended after exercising or working. They would have to eat the same diet and walk something like twelve miles a day to account for it.

They're actually consuming more food at a much higher body weight than serfs tilling the land all day long or hunters and gatherers who at 600 calories less per day than the average American. which consumes 3600.

There's no excuses beyond poor willpower and deliberately misunderstanding energy intake. The American culture loves this misinformation so they never have to own up to the fact that they're at fault for their weight.

>this is considered chubby in america
top kek

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Actually betas consider this "thick" on a woman

To address your image.

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Carbs, it's the carbs

the worst part of this .. that i can bet someone felt fat shamed with this shit cause they find them too skiny

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australia is rated as the fattest country, fyi

It’s the carbs.

Cut them out after the new year. Went from 211 to 189 in a little over a month.

He's a big guy

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>hasn’t skipped leg day in years

KEK, amerilards are such filthy pigs, they don't shower and always stink like shit and BO.

WHY SO PROUDLY WE SHIT

>Cut them out after the new year.
how about now fatfuck

imagine doing his autopsy

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

Americans aren't people.

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lmao that kid was pretty smooth about it
>random guy in sandals slips on it
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