Why didn't Switzerland and Norway join the EU?

Because of that "No foreign judges" bs. Which is even bigger bullshit because we take everything the EU dumps on us anyway and we can't even participate in making the rules.

Lol you‘re not. I've already got a position as a teacher in a high school. I'm going to indoctrinate your youth.

What are you going to teach 'em? How to bend over and accept Mohammed into their tiny butt holes?
Like I said, we're full. You will hang with the rest of the foreigners.

>we get all shit downsides of being a EU member, without any rights to vote

yes but at the same time you can always go 'well good luck you guys, we're gonna do something different' without any repercussions

and the financial cost should not matter becuz you have oil monies

>How to bend over and accept Mohammed into their tiny butt holes?

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You're already teaching your kids that, no need to bring in foreign expertice. But no worries, I'll be nice to them :)

lit the fish... I am not even kidding, well that and we don't like unions. unions lit gassed us in the past and only in 1814 we got revived by... believe it or not russia... it was to punish denmark after the napolean war, I thank you for this my vodka drinking cousin.

iceland got their independence in 1945 tha faroe islands are still pending, semi automous. it used to be the south islands(the hebrids), the ork islands(orkneys), hjaltland(shetland) and even man.... I don't know the history behind man, but both orkeyjar and hjaltland was lit just given over to the bongs as drunk dept by this stupid ass drunkass danish prince... which obviously had no regards for our people

but no, we will never join another union ever again, also that is our fish

This, the Norway deal is literally retarded. I hope brexit has a domino effect so that we can get rid of this EU cancer.

Let me be perfectly honest with you.
No one likes you here. I doesn't matter what your reasons are for leaving Germany. In our eyes you will always be a traitor to your own country. You are abandoning them in their time of need, and come to our glorious nation instead just for free gibs.
You are not welcome. You know nothing about our heritage and our culture, therefore you will not be treated as a brother, but rather as an enemy. You will hang with the rest of the foreign hordes.

also the faroe islands are still under denmark, but they are also not in the eu, because that is their fiskur

Dosen‘t sound like the Norwegians I know but sure, friendo. Snakkes.

they also got really good folk music there, all of europe's folk music is actually psalm based... but they still keep on the old tradition called kveding, that would be lit what muh wikangs song back in the days and also how we got the history preserved as we did, it was all songs. it goes like ie this, this is tyr kveding, ormurinn langi, the long serpent, an epic ship owned by King Olav Tryggvason, he is the one who tore down london bridge at the time he was the leader of the Jomsviking from Jomsborg in today's northern Poland

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ--Uw7a0tk

and this is the same song and how they do folkmusic
youtube.com/watch?v=Bts_v9mqv3g

this song probably scared the shitt out of bongs

>In short; we're fucked.
Yeah. Norwegians are fleeing to Sweden, that's how bad it is.

That it's nice in Norway is just a lie pushed by the ruling regime to trap poles and steal their children. ,

Two very close referendums. Both countries were split 50-50.

>I'm going to indoctrinate your youth.
That's like pissing in a sea of piss. Good luck competing with the other indoctrinators.

And you wonder why we recognize you?

Switzerlands existance as a banking parasite would be threatened

are you danish?

get back you potato gobbler
REEEEE

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Wouldn't be close at all today

You usually call me PST. (Norwegian glowniggers)

Badge with timestamp or gtfo, LARP.

I'm not a glownigger, so no can't do. Besides Norwegian Police don't have badges, they have plastic ID-cards.

PST is a fucking joke these days tbqh it's getting really emberassing to the point you can't take it anymore

I am well aware of that. Just put a strip of tape over your name and ID number, take the fucking picture with a timestamp then upload it.

Underrated

it's quite obvious.... it all starts with this guy.... instead of doing their job they focus on "likestilling" now... I can't even... it's so shamefull

you have this epic agent who quite lit ran antifa in europe..... how they picked him out... how lit pst then ie controlled their movements in big protests in germany....
>"hello mother.... we are to what?"
>out on the field there you say[to avoid colleteral damage], yes mum will do

then.... they fire him.... to replace him with a female master grade nobody...

this my frende is when pst fell and we are seing the after maths of this complete incompetence and idiocy right now

they used to be good, ffs these guys fucking made mossad.... and now what? my hamster is more into the spy game than them

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>we take everything the EU dumps on us anyway
Any examples? I am seriously considering jumping the border into CH but I am curious of how much the EU would still be a pain in the ass.

fpbp

??

PST is a joke. They consider Right Wing groups the biggest extremist threat in Norway, while at the same fucking time admitting that it's far more likely that any violent or terror attempts would be from a Left Wing group.

It's classical double think.

fucking BASED Norwegian

>PST is a fucking joke these days tbqh
I would just have to take your word for it, because I prefer to nor have much contact with the police. I have picked up my dog at the police station a few times when he ran away, gotten my passport renewed. The other times I talk with the police is when they stop me for driving to fast, without a seat belt, or without lights on a trailer etc. The last years I have not even gotten any fines, so I guess we are friends.

>I am well aware of that.
Im not the glownigger in this thread.

nah their latest report downplays both left and right wing extremism and instead highlights potential threats from islamists.

but yes at this point they are a fucking joke

Germany fucks Europe again for the third time in one century!

Current debate is weapons. France and Germany are scared of terrorists, so they want to ban weapons even more. So now we can vote in 3 months whether we want to accept the new weapons laws or whether we want to leave Schengen. Guess what will happen? We take the EU law.

my hamster used to get arrested by the police all the time. I went
>NO
>BAD HAMSTER BAD!
he used to drink him self assblasted and pick fights with everyone. I got so tired of picking him up at the police station, so these days I don't allow him to drink anymore

pst have been retarded for a long time

That's what you get with women in charge of anything.

>report downplays both left and right wing extremism
The radical left is demoralized and the right is winning, so I actually agree with them.

If it's true that they are incompetent, that is good, since some muslim terror attacks would be nice.

Lol u think being an EU member gives you power to participate in rule making? Parlement can vote but the rules are not created by the elected (((ofcourse))).

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Switzerland because it's not in their constitution and Norway because they don't want to share their north sea reserves.

>so these days I don't allow him to drink anymore
That's good. More booze for you as well, I guess.

again you see them fall apart from the outside when they sacked christian....
>hello thank you for your decade long service
wut?
>yes you are to be replaced by a fresh out of college female master grade student now
hva...?
>here have some wine
hv?
>likestilling!
>thank you the door is t here

For good reason. But back in the days it was pretty close.

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Fuuuuuuuuck. Banning sand niggers would apparently be too effective, but noooo
Shit, I was already dreaming of having a gun.
Are the new generation of Swiss turning into cucks? Or is it because of sanctions or something like that if you do not adapt to the EU laws?

You are talking about Eirik Jensen?

I don't about today, but if you would seek up these fringe extremist groups, you could always count on that they would be present there....

ffs they even tried to infiltrate our mask shit, but we called them out on it, back in the days.. man I don't even want to go there, but as we called them out on it, they didn't stop there... I was tailed several times when I went to oslo, so I quite openly joked with them, said it straight out...

I don't quite remember but the last time was after trump got elected, and we had a serious talk....

and we went we support him...
but why?
because hillary is complely insane and corrupted

however the conversation ended with their guy telling us
>no... you are wrong there are no good candidates for presidency in the us

and in hinsight, I agree they were not wrong on this

We voted no :^^^)
What we didn't vote on, was the trading deals we have with EU, the immigration laws we share with EU, the travel agreements we share with EU, and lately, the fuckdeal about electricity.
The price keeps going up, because of EU.
Our politicians sell out prime resources to EU, to keep "good relations" but at the same time accept scraps because "we have no fighting power".

So for all intents and purposes, we're part of the EU. Hell, we'd probably have more perks by joining at this point based on the cost it has not being a member.

Norway is rightful Danish clay

no and btw we all knew about him here all along, never by name but we knew he was present.... ffs I even got a friend who went into hiding over him... a child hood friend of the one who today calls him self gjermund cappelen or how you spell it, it's not his real name he changed it. he used to be, like my older friend there, part of the blitz in oslo there. he got arrested in the 80ies and snitched on everyone, gjermund that is, and so he changed his name and went into business with that jensen faggot....

but no user, christian hoiby, he was recruited by pst at the age of 16 or so and rose tobecome not only the leader of blitz, but entire antifa in europe.... so they ran that shit for like 10 years through him

Same
I look Nordic, Will fit right in...
Their buttholes

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Norway is a poor dysfunctional country. They just got slightly wealthy recently while Denmark has been rich forever cause we aren't low iq fucks like Norwegians.

Based

Sorry I may have misread it. So, it's new weapon laws OR leave schengen? CH could turn even more based with the second option.

Denmark is rightful Russian clay

kek

that is our fisk
and it's icelands fiskur
and the faroe's fiskur

you stick to pigs and potatoes dan

This ^
However, this was done undemocratically, we are living in an oligarchy. The people voted NO to EU twice, and the Workers Party, led by a woman pulled us into this flaming mess.

The political class needs to be replaced. I'd like to see how they would act if they were treated as normal people.

Alas, poor Yorick.

They don't need to. They don't need EU gibs, they each have far more money on their own

>I don't quite remember but the last time was after trump got elected, and we had a serious talk....
They never came and talked with me. I do like that I don't get fines for petty stuff any longer. They take my ID to the police car, and then they come back and say I'm free to go home.

Because we voted 'no' twice. The politicians still snuck us in the backdoor, we are de-facto EU members, we just don't have anyone sitting in the EU parliament. We're even part of the Schengen area thanks to yet another backstabbing, this time by almost all political parties.
Not that having anyone in the EU parliament would have mattered either.

Det er deilig å være norsk. I Danmark.

they are idiots and completely out of touch...
one rule for them, another one for us

btw I am not joking about the wine shit, that is what did to him. they fired him and gave him a bottle of wine..... that was all he got for risking his life.... he still lives in hiding under death threats from these leftist extremist groups....

so the lesson is
>NO!
>Don't do it user
listen to the old and wise, there is nothing there for you.....

they will abuse you and just throw you to the dogs, all you get in return is.... a bottle of fucking wine.....

>the Workers Party
It's called Labour and may I remind you that both Hoyre and Frp supported this shit and also voted for the Schengen treaty?
It was only the tiny parties and SP that went against EEC and Schengen.

>Denmark has been rich forever cause we aren't low iq fucks like Norwegians.
Not everybody can be Danes.

Yeah well listen to my countryman for a moment. It's not like we get to make any decisions or votes either as EU members. The Europarliament is meme, a running joke recited by the EC and israel.

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they got all up in our asses for a period of time here, some got really paranoid for very good reasons lol.... we have at least one here that completely snapped and was seeing them everywhere, I however haven't seen his posts in I guess 1-2 years now.

I on the other hand unfortunately are too used to this so I just laugh it off and take everything like a joke. they tried with me... but again I only laughed them off...

I think it's the whole syria and isis thing that made us into targets... this is what I think at least but I don't know...regardless haven't seen them in a long while now

>btw I am not joking about the wine shit
I believe you. That he even got a bottle of wine, was kind of generous of them.

the workers party....
led by a rich boy lit from a long line of all out captialists.... Jonas Gahr Store.... never worked a fucking day in his entire life...

the hypocrisy has no fucking end....

Don't you ever talk like that about my Norwegian brothers again, you swarthy flatland baboon.

Champagne socialists aren't generally known for their hard labour. The last actual "workers" in Labour were Hågensen etc, the guys who spent their entire life as a union foreman who sat behind a desk all day.

But the fact remains, the betrayal of Norway to the EU was across the entire political spectrum. Blaming just Labour is wrong.

Norway is part of UAE

>we have at least one here that completely snapped and was seeing them everywhere
You mean bipolar user?

He is probably locked up again. I'm pretty sure he used to post as Haxxor on Hegnar forum, and then always about how you should store firearms in the forest.

I remember now there is a documentary about this it's called informanten if you are interested it's on the web somewhere and free to watch.

I really recomend you watching it. it's like 45 minutes or something like that it's from I don't remember 2014 or something

>You mean bipolar user?
yes exactly this guy

I'm goncerned we haven't seen him in a very long time. we can only hope is at the hospital or something

norway has oil and fish
switerland has banking secrecy

both of these positions does not require the eu. in fact with the eu's regional development philosophy, would cause both to pay out more than they receive.

i.e. it makes no sense for them to be part of the eu. for most other nations in Europe being part of the eu makes a lot of sense. if you are poor you receive regional investment, if you are rich you receive a market for your goods and can leverage your greater organizational ability to maintain your position.

this

but I think it's called the EEC user, we seriously need to get out. there are tons of people protesting this and you got several groups for getting us ut on ie normiebook, like some of them has tens and thousands of members there. I haven't checked in years

I thought all nordic were pro-UE

It is the EEC. European Economic Community.

(You)

Yeah, that's why we voted 'No', twice. Because we're so fucking pro-EU.

You're right, Labour and about Hoyre and FrP. But whenever I'm talking politics in english I like calling them that, as it makes them sound like the commies they are.
I won¨t vote FrP again, ACER really disillusioned me. But I can't exactly vote SP, that just means having a lefty block ruling the country. Farmers don't give two shits about the nation as long as they can kill wolves and get gibs.
And Alliansen/ Demokratene aren't going nowhere. There is a lot of talk about forming a new nationalistic party, but who will take the initiative, and where will it get funding?

You forgot - at least till recently, a relatively small population, and many jobs were trades and not shuffling numbers on a computer.

I have seen it.

It was kind of funny how he never seemed to be aware about what you should not talk about in public. Like how to store firearms in the forest at the same time as you think traitors should be shot.

He lived in Trondheim, so he likely at the hospital in Byåsen I can't remember what is called. It was there he went the last times, IIRC.

Yea, just remember. If you don't vote, you can't complain. Because you have to be able to sit back and at least feel morally on top when the country falls to pieces.
>At least I didn't vote for this to happen *sips*

lol absolutely ikke

again unions killed us once so we're inherently against the eu

we went from an empire you know, crossing the atlantic... last year 800 years ago we were at the height, in land mass being the biggest country in europe.... only to be dragged into unions and wither away... you know the story only hundreds of years later the bongs, french and spaniars would return to america.... greenland lit died off in this period....

>He lived in Trondheim,
he was tronder, I had no idea..

we just kept on having to talk him down all the time, he had such paranoia and delusions...

That's the fucking dilemma I'm in. I'm all for a shitload of the policies SP at least claims to be fore, but I know they'll just slide straight into a Labour government given a quarter of a chance.

I will probably vote for a protest party of sorts next election. I have a long history of doing just that.

Nice to see the Kalmar Union rip itself apart again. These threads are comfy.

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