I've finally gone crazy Jow Forums and done something that might cause me to do some jail time. Any advice?
I've finally gone crazy Jow Forums and done something that might cause me to do some jail time. Any advice?
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What did you do? I know it wasn’t fucking a dog
Aim for the head
What did you do?
turn yourself in. If you don't you will feel guilty and it will haunt you forever. Do the right thing, son.
larping is not illegal
Wear a wig and a fake beard. Slouch. Wear two coats.
Ditch wig and beard and top jacket after committing the crime in a sewer. Stop slouching and be very casual as you walk.
Keep your mouth shut, Stand up for yourself and dont make problems...also prepare your anus!
I deleted that very pic today, spoopy
>leaf
>jail time
how dare you dead name a tranny
Get fucked, degenerate!
Say you did it in the name of communism and lgbt rights
Your read crime and punishment too many times
VAGUE AND GENERAL THING TO TALK ABOUT
Say you did it in the name of communism and diversity
LARP
I now just realized "The Machinist" with Christian Bale is just a modern retelling of Crime & Punishment.
I don't like that movie anymore.
>done something that might cause me to do some jail time
You went on twitter didn't you?
Good advice: while in prison, maintain good behavior so you can access the prison library, and write an intelligent book while there. Once out, seek an agent, get it published, and profit. You're going to learn shit in there that will profit many in the difficult approaching days. See it as an anointment and put down your observations in writing.
did you go over your monthly syrup rations?
Crazy like what?
>I've finally gone crazy Jow Forums and done something that might cause me to do some jail time.
Did you not go to mosque today?
Did you skip the gay pride parade?
Did you fuck your dogs mouth without peanut butter?
Did you use the wrong pronoun for yourself?
Did you misgender your kidnapped child sex slave?
I mean, you’re Canadian, there’s so much leftist “sin” to choose from.
I went fence hopping
If you're a janny you'll only need to pay a fine which will account from 10% of your paycheck.
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Are ye gonna tell us what ya did or not?
What did you do leaf?
Use spit and soap to relax your spinchter muscle.
What’d you do, win a hockey game and not apologize to the other team?
kys nigger
Bros on the inside have access to cocoa butter so he should be ok.
Take a shower and get a F****in hair cut SCUMBAG!