YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME

For almost a decade i've been told Reddit is a worthless shithole where only bad things come from, and today i actually visited it for the first time in my life. AND LOOKY THERE it's a nice place full of nice, harmless things that lift your mood. Years and years i have wasted on fucking Jow Forums, with all it's weird fucking shit and weird fucking people. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HAPPY PARROT LOOK AT HIM

Have you ever seen something uplifting like that on here? I haven't, it's all trannies and gore and whatnot. If you ignore the political bullshit on reddit it's a place of happiness.

Just go there for an hour and ask yourself what kind of person you would be if you'd daily lurk reddit.com instead of fucking Jow Forums

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I too am cool with my ethnocide because of cute animal pictures

doud delet dis

no. i finally am woke.

i fucking did it. i bookmarked reddit.

Reddit has some great amateur porn tbqh search for /pelfie
Holy shit my dick

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Fuck that bird.

>Reminder it will go extinct if whites do

There's no reason to not enjoy happy things.

kill yourself

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>no. i finally am woke.
>i fucking did it. i bookmarked reddit.

careful user, next thing you know you're going to pirate movies

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Have you been to /an/ for your strange parrot need?!?!

There’s plenty of boards here other than /v/, /b/ and Jow Forums. Cross posting is discouraged outside of certain topics (For example, you may find super hero /tv/ material on /co/ fairly often), so you will only get to see the same shit if you stick to a couple of favorite boards. NSFW boards and /v/ are particularly bad, if you want OMG QOOT ANIMULS.

That's because it's a huge hugbox/circlejerk
there's probably a few geniunely nice people on that shithole, but most of it is just circlejerking and karmawhoring
>also
unpleasant truths > comforting lies

>german
I'm not fucking surprised.

This thread is shit.

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>/pelfie
So did anybody visit it? What is it? I am to afraid and to lazy to visit it myself

> Guys, I tried reddit from the first time
> (((reddit spacing))
> Now im hooked! You just have to see past the blatant political bias haha!
> (((reddit spacing)))
> pol is bad :^)

reddit.com/r/pelfie/top/?t=all

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Try to have a conversation with any of those upvote whores.

>i've been told Reddit is a worthless shithole where only bad things come from
Shills
Jow Forums and reddit worked together on OWS. It's been wall st.'s D&C ever since

They're pussy selfies. You'd fit right in, faggot.

my pee pee got hard omg

anime girls eating cheeseburgers is pretty uplifting

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that's what i'm talking about you stupid snownigger piece of shit, that's the kind of talk i know reddit from. people accusing others of redditspacing.

try having a conversation with someone on here. i'm also not talking about conversations or posting, i've just for the first time in my life typed reddit.com in.

You too, since you are a witty cunt

kek

>"It's my first time there, ja!"
>instinctively uses reddit spacing
>le randumb parrot so funny EcksDee
Fuck off back to either your shit site or your gay porn, Hans

Your whole country and mine are fucked and you’d rather look at pretty picture lmao

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>Have you ever seen something uplifting like that on here?

Yes newfag, I have. Now fuck off.

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It's a bazillion times better for technical discussions. I want fucking answers not 200+ shitposts about which fucking distro is superior.

Ayyy

rather then what? look at stupid pepe memes you've seen a hundred times already? you can still come here for the news or whatever you want.

i've been on reddit roughly half an hour now and so far i've seen a blind kitten playing, a cat being licked by 5 puppies, and a 50yo downie being reunited with his 80yo dad. it's pointless bullshit, but it lifted my mood.

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>look at the pretty picture I found wow you guys suck
good, go back and stay there

Go to the gym, read books, train in fighting, have a good diet AND go on Jow Forums sometimes.
Reddit is onions cuck tear

>There's no reason to not enjoy happy things.
That's what real life is for you pathetic retard.

>it's a nice place full of nice, harmless things that lift your mood
it's full of normies who don't know anything
leddit is fiction, Jow Forums is reality, reality isn't very nice or pretty, but it's still the truth
>snownigger
nevermind, you're a turk or other assorted nigger from leddit, but please, go there and stay there

this. op should kys himself

>For almost a decade i've been told Reddit is a worthless shithole where only bad things come from, and today i actually visited it for the first time in my life. AND LOOKY THERE it's a nice place full of nice, harmless things that lift your mood. Years and years i have wasted on fucking Jow Forums, with all it's weird fucking shit and weird fucking people. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HAPPY PARROT LOOK AT HIM
Your Reddit spacing indicates this is a lie. Looks like it's the other way around desu, please go back.

>LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HAPPY PARROT LOOK AT HIM

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>read on a website how another website sucks
>mindlessly believe it
>never check for yourself

You are a natural. Enjoy your reddit experience.

Non-political subreddits can be good, but then Quora has a more mature auditory and written books blow your mind just oh my god.

Western liberals (as in plural, in a group) are disgusting

I'll give you credit for having more than one post by this ID.

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Nice concept, but too many shaved pussies. I feel like a pedofile looking at this shit.

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Wow the German is a manchild cuck who would have guessed?

just go to /an/ for cute animal pictures you gargantuan faggot.

>Have you ever seen something uplifting like that on here? I haven't, it's all trannies and gore

What's wrong with traps and gore? GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG REEEEEEEE!

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This lol. I love spending my time online looking at stupid irrelevancies that do nothing other than give me a quick dopamine boost and are then instantly forgotten.

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just do shit with friends or family if you want your mood lifted dude.

lol they think we would be helpful.
that is the 1st thing to make me laugh in a few days.
>we have to get Jow Forums to help us
said the smartest person in the world!

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Good

I like freedom of speech so of course I won't be on plebbit here

American mutts dying means less braindead Zionist slaves to maintain ZOG. You ain't White, Amerimutt.

The parrot wont be happy anymore when he is back in his cage.

You should go back to re dd it.

Honestly, I've seen Turks Whiter than you Americunts. Even the blue-eyed Americans tend to go balding earl and look like fucking fat-ass demonic potatoes. Stop thinking you're European, you Amerishit. Go back to eating McDonalds and stop exporting it, alongside your filth media, around the world.

What pisses me off about both Jow Forums and Reddit is neither are Anti-American enough.

>he can't fuel his internet entertainment with rage and schadenfreude
Shiggydy

the only good subs on reddit are r/conspiracy, r/the_donald, r/cringeanarchy, and r/subofpeace, everything else is censored and controlled by jews

Have you ever read any Schopenhauer? He's my favorite philosopher.

>the only good subs on reddit are... r/the_donald
Fucking nu/pol. Just kill yourself already. Trump is the biggest Jew'd president since forever. God, you are a fucking idiot.

(you)
Sage

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I went to reddit the other day. Great site btw!
Anyways, they were arguing about why ellens criticism of Chris Pratt’s christianity was front page international news while Famous black people who had met with Loius Farakan, whom describes white people as devils and Jews as “cocroaches” received no condemnation.
Ill be damned if they didnt figure it out! You see chris pratt is a world famous houshold name where as like all the black people subrscribing to black supremacy were just basically nobodies.
It was amazing how much clarity thier system brought so quickly!
At first I was upset because it did seem like Chris Pratt was being targetted unfairly but then I was like their right! And i did feel better.

what is so happy about this dumb bird on house arrest

>also typical black bird on house arrest of course

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We enjoy cute birbs here at Jow Forums also

You totally missed the point. Reddit is unreadable since the answers are not chronologically ordered

Ah I see you are here to troll the Jow Forums lot. Well good news fag bucket. I am here to take you back to r/worldnews before these anonymous turn you into a self loathing nihilist. Come, come now on the bus back to r/antifa with me you go.
>>>/reddit/