PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SNOWMAN (WOMAN) EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>ActCoS Mulvaney on FoxNews 2/10/19
youtu.be/l_Z0xx_zS0M
>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/0qIOc0kcyGc
youtu.be/x2-EbLAR0rs?t=11276 (@03:07:56)
>Lara Trump on JudgeJeanine 2/9/19
youtu.be/t0e20D5vKzk
>RNCChair McDaniel on JudgeJeanine 2/9/19
youtu.be/of0trS3Hw-A
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 2/8/19
youtu.be/B-dd5Fzz5Gs
>Pres Trump goes for a checkup 2/8/19
c-span.org/video/?457733-1/
>VP Pence @CBP Baltimore Briefing 2/8/19
c-span.org/video/?457717-1/
>ActAG Whitaker @House on RussiaRussiaRussia 2/8/19
c-span.org/video/?457164-1/
>Amb Cohen @UN on Sexual Violence 2/8/19
youtu.be/9dW2dbtyFCo
>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Amb Brownback) 2/8/19
youtu.be/DyBst4iCpXs
>DepPressSec Hogan outside WH 2/8/19
c-span.org/video/?457763-1/
>SpecRep4Afghanistan Khalilzad @USIP on Peace Talks 2/8/19
c-span.org/video/?457709-1/
>This Week@State 2/8/19
youtu.be/bx6JLbGV0R8
>WHVideo: VP Pence visits Port of Baltimore 2/8/19
youtu.be/BJ2nH2v7rNQ
>GOPAd: What do dems stand for? 2/7/19
youtu.be/ETy3d3ITAlo
>Pres Trump Launches some woman thing 2/7/19
c-span.org/video/?457674-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/7/19
youtu.be/PNItsXN4AYU

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MAGA

HE IS GROWING STRONGER

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>snowman (woman)
kek

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Cocaine Mitch will not be pleased theres a new snowman (girl) in town.

meme magic has gone too far!

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>Lock your doors, load your guns, and get a biting, barking dog

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M A G A

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>snowman (woman)
trump supports traps, he's girl (male) posting

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serious question

is there anything on JesusTrump diet other than kikes semen??

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meme magic hasn't gone far enough

>(and that's a good thing!)

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That's one way to keep a district red.

>202756609
i dont know, tastes like a steel tariff which globalist jews totally wanted
also you are from india and claimed your mothers side has "european roots" lmao

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>"The racial makeup of the county was 99.25% White, 0.03% Black or African American, 0.06% Native American, 0.07% Asian, 0.06% Pacific Islander, 0.01% from other races, and 0.52% from two or more races. 0.62% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race."
It will be fine.

>draw a girl without tits
>call it a trap
Low effort, these. Real traps are obvious. Just look for the madam's apple and bulge.

Hitler is bathing in boiling semen every day hahahaha

>tf no Confederate States now days

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Also MIGApedes I wanted to know your opinion on the rumor that JesusTrump cant go 15 mins without slurping kike semen straight from a rabbis dick??

how are we supposed to believe he can achieve MIIIIGA if he is running on semen fuel ???

GOD SAVE JesusTrump ... he will make our (((ETHNO STATE))) with BASED NIGGERS AND BASED KIKES

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGA

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>(You)ing yourself
embarrassing

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>Let's vote

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This is probably the only memorable thing Klobuchar has ever done or ever will do, she's going to be the Bob Kasich of 2020, the "also ran" with no platform or issues of note to talk about and nothing interesting to distinguish her from the field.

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>this shit again

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>Turning point

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gillibrand is gunning for the kasich slot

man is that thing well done. the face actually moves like a person.

They should to be honest. It will rip the dems in half because blue collar state dems will have to vote against it.

HE'S STILL GOING

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1094724816941260802

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Its going to happen
and there's nothing (((they))) can do to stop him

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but they also did before Trump... He's just going backwards

its not that, its about how close the nearest urban centre is

Each week, it’s becoming increasingly less likely Trump will be re-elected.
Too much competition. Trump doesn’t stand a chance.

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What's it like to cut your dick off and shill on a polynesian underwater basket weaving forum?

Is she? There are so many generic bob cut white women running on the Dem side that they all sort of run together, Warren's actually lucky that she's crazy or else she'd just be wallpaper too.

wait whats wrong with jews

also im not even white lol fuck a ethnostate

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>thinking trying to conflate MAGA with MIGA is new or, for that matter, effective
lmao you're so bad at baiting and you should feel bad for being this bad at it.

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So, I had a thought /ptg/. Imagine you're into board games and want to develope one yourself. So you get your friends together and brainstorm some rules. Then you playstest them, and revises the rules, playtest them again and so on. You note which rules are good, have the desired effect, which are too strict or not strict enough and all that goes along with that. And all while you are doing it, you don't realize, that one of your friends is cheating the whole time. He's not playtesting, he's actually cheating while you're trying to figure out what the rules should be. This ofcourse distorts the whole process, now you don't know if any rules worked or failed because he cheated or not. This way you'll never get to develope a good game, it will be corrupted from the very beginning and it will be very tedious to fix.
And I thought, that's poltics with jews. What do you think of that anology? Where does it fall apart.
>pic related, my face during the process and a pic makes you more likely to read my post

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>Too much competition. Trump doesn’t stand a chance.
I've seen this movie before.

If you think about it, that could be a nod to /ptg/.
It's so close to grill (boy)

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>snowman (female)
I'm fucking dying.

>(Dead)
Thank you jannus.

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when I voted for him I unironically hoped that he would shitpost on twitter for 8 years.
he has met my expectations, and all presidents going forward will need to have an online presence.
Trumps use of twitter will be studied for years and one day I will buy the covfefe table book of the 10/10 posts.

>tfw no snowoman(snowman) gf

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>meme magic has gone too far!
Heretic!

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awoo?

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No sweaty, Republicans had a vote on free Medicare for all (during the McCancer voting against repealing Obummer care) & only Bernie Sanders & a couple of others voted on it, all the others ran away.

>cut to Timpf
>monotone rambling for about a minute in a raspy voice
>positions predictable
>eventually polite, sort of forced laughter from audience
>cut to Tyrus
>actual jokes
>freewheeling responses
>genuine laughter from audience

Timpf should just stick to escorting

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saved

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rubbing it in

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AWOO!

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>Timpf should just stick to escorting

Yeah, no.
Can't imagine her dragging those teeth across my dick

>Is she?
yes

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So when's Ted going to reveal his healing factor and retractable forearm claws?

traps > trannies
41 percenters btfo

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>Timpf should just stick to escorting

Nah. She takes the glasses off, and the fucking Third Eye of Zuul is right there. Not attractive.

Fucking saved!

I'd gamble it is
>new ID here, same poster, modem reset

I made that comment last bread. It's too close to be coincidence. He's ITT right now.
>be me
>at family reunion
>drift over to group talking politics
>a distant uncle says the following
"I like what Trump's doing, but I wish he'd tone down his tweets"
>mfw
fucking normalfaggots

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Daily reminder that clothes are literally a Jewish invention meant to simulate the loss of foreskin they experienced.
All white nations celebrated the natural form and took as many chances as possible to be fully nude, as God intended.

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Who would you marry? Kat Timpf or Taylor Swift? And why?

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>toranpu was KACpirate the whole time

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You see, when we playtested that, it clearly didn't work even though you knew about the cheaters and called them out. Life is hard already, but those fucking liars make it a thousand times worse.

>He's ITT right now
Hello Mr. President!

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sometimes I come to /ptg/ and the shilling is so juvenile, so out of sync with reality, so off-topic, so forced and blanketing, that I really just go and take a nap or do something else and hope that when I return the thread is half way sensible.

Why the fuck are they shilling so hard, about nothing in particular, on a slow news sunday?
It's so unnecessary and such a wasted effort on their part.

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pic related's speech is what solidified my support. DJT or anyone in the WH, if you're in here keep it up!

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Dems: LET THE VIOLENT FELONS LOOSE ON THE STREET!!!

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>aoc creep shots
wtf do they mean by this?

its telling the nogs are more intrested in their phone than in what she has to say

So did they purposely kill the talks in the hope this will look good? They just United the entire party

youtube.com/watch?v=OSJDhZvLtak
>Hi Don! Thank You!

He's shit posting on Twatter and /ptg/ at the same time !
Trump is a shit posting God !

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AWOO then!

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>surrounded by niggers
>all of them eating chicken with their hands
>*I’ve got to get the darkies on my side*
>*ugh, I just got my nails done at Dum-Whi-Bich nail salon*
>”Um Kiki, do we use our fingers or forks for chicken?”

Keep fighting the good fight, my man!

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They killed the talks because critical Democrats obviously told them they won't support 2 billion to the wall.

>Hi Don! Thank You!
this
it's pretty disgusting how the media tries to turn the world against him

This is one step away from greentexting, so close in fact, that I don’t believe it’s even real

They setup Taylor Swift to get her to turn on pol... For 1... Also.. All the lollies and anime.. They are using them to distract real discussion and memes... Creep shots of anime...

They bamboozled our girl!

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You know how sometimes you just lie awake at night thinking "what if"?

For the last week I've by haunted by the "what if Northam had moonwalked in his press conference". Picturing that cheeky smile of his and remembering those couple of seconds where you dared to dream. I'm envious towards those who live in an alternative universe where he did it.

They went too far, Trump would have probably rejected their shitty funding offer anyway but now theyve given him a reason.

I'm not sure why. This literally looks like pure poison to normies.

>He's a child rapist and murderer, but ICE has hit it's cap, so turn him loose on the streets.

Seconded

What do they mean by AOC creep shoting right wingers?

taytay because her views will change once she gets some babies in her
I don't think that Timpf can be saved though

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What am I suppose to be mad about today?

>asking niggers for advice on table manners
What the fuck has gone so wrong with white women?

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Gotta admit, I been away for two days without internet. Come back, and this is everywhere. It's pretty fucking awesome. Wonder if they are going to sell it?