PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF COMMIEFORNIA EDITION /ptg/

AWOOF

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AWOO~!

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damn
fake news media doesn't mention this

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If that is the worst decision of your life count yourself blessed.

>Blimpf needs to ban particular snacks because I'm a fat nigger w/ no self-control

DIE, you fucking weak degenerate

So when do we just invade them? They aren't even English anymore, they have no right to the isles.

No matter which way it goes they lose.

>A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THE GOD DAMN SAILBOAT

>when do we just invade them?
Looks like you've been beaten to it.

God I fucking hate weebfags. You guys derail the discussion and shit up the board with your fucking avatarfagging and posting off topic anime.
You guys deserve to lined up against a wall and shot. Then fucked by a pack of Muslims

>Please tell me other isnt mixed race......

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YO LIL MOMIJI. I JUST COUGHED UP A DOZEN FURBALLS WHILE WRITING THIS POST. WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT?

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AYO LIL DONNIE, I JUST CUT MY DICK OFF AND SHOVED IT UP MY ASS THEN TOOK IT OUT AND SUCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT. I BET YOU ARE FUCKING FUMING!

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/OUR FUCKING GIRL/

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>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html
I DARE YOU TO CALL ME A MAN, I DARE YOU, YOU BIGOTS!!! Try it and we'll put your ass in jail and seize your computers and internet history, then we'll convict you for all the cybercrimes you have all commited.

>I can't control myself, so the government should
People like you are the problem.

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When it has slipped into anything MSM, it has been spun to say the current active NatEms are justified, but Trump is racist and so is his request.

DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO (((TRUMP)))
DEATH TO SANDNIGGERS
DEATH TO KEKFORNIANS
DEATH TO SPICS
LONG LIVE TO THE CONFEDERATION

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A childless man is not fully invested in his nation.

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BTFO BTFO BTFO!!!!!

ITS ALLLL OVER TRUMP IS FINISHED HOW CAN HE EVEN COMPETE AGAINST THESE BANTS

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Snap, California already seemed hellish in the 90s, I can't imagine how it is now with so many mexicans
youtu.be/T9ckjELRL6Y

fucking kek

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I’m going to trash my Eagle Scout stuff. I am disgusted to what going on with BSA.

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>I piss on my own hands
kikes are weird

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By posting a smug anime face.

They tried to pass this during the government shutdown

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I'm donating 10 dollars right now just because trump is being an asshole

Fuck happened to Kevin Smith? Made a couple of good, funny movies and then everything else has been shit.

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based and hijabpilled

>long live to the confederation.
Hi Chinky

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regular trail mix is shit too, don't act like pretzels and cereal and the occasional raisin or peanut is health food
and you're not on the trail burning 400 calories an hour, you're sitting on your fat ass watching BLACKED videos
just buy a seasonal pie and eat it in one go like the filthy pig you are

Neither Adolf Hitler nor George Washington had children.

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you cannot be pro-liberty and pro-israel at the same time
they are two directly opposing ideas

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>My heritage and culture is getting trashed
>so I will help
I get the message you’re trying to send user, but don’t do it.

Don't do it user

Absolute kikery.

Lol blacks went down too

2bh, it's not even something i look up to anymore. Someone who made it to eagle scout was a pro until they let girls in and went the big gay.

I’m an Eagle Scout too actually. I don’t give a fuck about the Boy Scouts. Are they forcing all the boys to chop off their penis to join now?

>I look forward to debating you
>implying
Bitch ain't gonna make it through the first round of primary debates.

Smoked too much pot got fat

>*blocks your path*
literally no one else's opinion matters

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>destroying a relic of a better time

Can't wait to see the chimping.

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This.
A childless man can 100% dedicate himself for his nation. Hitler considered all Germans "his children".

Snowbuchar delivers ice cold response. Way to go, Snow Queen!

He's allegedly making Jay & Silent Bob 2, so there's that. Clerks 2 was based. It's when he tries to get too artsy that I can't stand his shit. But I guess when you're rich, you can make whatever movies you want.

>tfw no wall

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How was Klobuchar's announcement?
I'm not seeing it paraded around true con™ twitter as the end to drumpf, so assuming meh

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Alas, I trully see

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>Snowbuchar

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thedailybeast.com/mistress-lauren-sanchezs-brother-leaked-bezos-racy-texts-to-enquirer-sources-say-7

Oh, so it turns out Trump and the Saudis weren't involved, and Bezos was talking out of his ass.

Washington was content to farm until Shay's Rebellion and Adolf ate a fucking pill when the heat came on. Saddam Hussein is unironically more of a patriot than both those dudes.

Bullshit. chicken doesn't cost that much even if it's not on sale. Who photoshoped that?

>he doesn't know
Fat man not so fat after near-death experience.

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>The U.S. will soon control 100% of ISIS territory in Syria. @CNN (do you believe this?).

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Started smoking pot again in his 30s and has been constantly high ever since

also lost a bunch of weight after having a heart attack and being too fat to fit in an airplane seat

>Le food prices

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No really?

that's an oy

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my mom was a girl scout and when I told her about this she was dumbfounded
"girls have girl scouts, boys have boy scouts... they do different things!"
and she's a goofy liberal

this shit doesn't play well on the ground

I bet it will happen Saturday.
>Saturday: (((9th District))) claims its 'unconstitutional' and blocks it
>Democrats: TRUMP BTFO! BTFO!
>6 months later, SCOTUS declares it constitutional
>Democrats: *silence*

Here's a pic of her in snow

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>he doesn't know

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Here's hoping he doesn't cuck it up with a bunch of PC SJW type shit that runs rampant in Jewllywood today. Better not be a fucking porch monkey.

>Saddam Hussein is unironically more of a patriot than both those dudes.
Get the fuck out of my country.

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There was a blind item on Crazy Days and Nights that said she was leaker, not her brother. Either one would be hilarious

>Bullshit. chicken doesn't cost that much even if it's not on sale. Who photoshoped that?
he hasnt been to canada

kek

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>dude just let the dumb ones die
>woops they voted in socialism now we're fucked

You are the problem with society. Government encroachment is an inevitability, therefore the daily lives of idiots must be regulated so they are less likely to fuck things up for the non-idiots. You enable the degenerate socialistic garbage by refusing to stop the idiots.

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Amy "91990" Snowbuchar will melt by spring. My bet, at least.

Jeff "I was only at half-mast, I swear it looks bigger" Bezos

>6 months later
this will not be decided before the 2020 election

kek this one's funny

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>about $23 a LB.
YIKES
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weasels wildin

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>her last name is literally a number

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>Government encroachment is an inevitability
KYS nigger

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Just got home from work..
What's going on anons?

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eagle scout isn't about the dumb patches, its the skills you learned and the memories that you have.
go ahead and throw those away, but keep what an eagle scout is in your heart that one day the world may return to what it once was

>Porchmonkey is a slur against black people!
>No it's not! Nigger is.
Based Randall.

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>worshiping a suicidal socialist that killed more white men than any other in history
Get the fuck out of my country

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got my eye on you

Hitler and Washington were impotent not deliberately childless