Becoming chads

Have you taken the mew pill Jow Forums? Remember to practice proper tongue posture.

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>imagine trying this to fix your ugly recessed chin
Could've work if you was in your teens.

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nothing $$ cant fix ah?

so if a woman does this stuff whatever it is, which is supposedly healthy, she'll get a massive chad jaw?

because then health and beauty are not synonymous in this case

unless he's only speaking to males.. in which case he's not focusing on health really all that much

lol, interesting

You can use carrots.

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That's not a chad jaw. That's the jaw of the average man. THIS is a chad jaw. You're not going to get that by mewing.

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>average
>chad
Incel detected

It says 'becoming chad' in the subject title.

Wat?! QRD?

Doesn't shit shit give you TMJ?

read the whole post you absolute nigger faggot

Chad jaw? what a bunch of fags wanting to be beautiful.

yeah do your facer-sizes, big men. suck-in your jaw like you do your fat guts.

lol.

fags.

> changing jaw shape
> by tongue posturing
Its either body doubles, or a fucking surgery.
Notice how wide jaw also follows with a fucking dog face. This is what surgery does.

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all these techniques work regardless of your age.

>TMJ
Teenage Mutant Jiggaboos?

this

all that's next is "hey guys have you taken the makeup pill yet, achieve chad level pussy magnetism with just a bit of foundation and eye shadow"

Thanks, now I'm hyperconscious of the position of my tongue!

You can use the packet sauce.

This is what it does to females.

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I got braces as an adult and fixed my cross bite and my jaw definitely got a shit ton better. Bottom half of my face looks more manly

Adult female. Subtle yet big improvement imho

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Did you watch this video?

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The only way I can get the back of my tongue against the roof of my mouth is by pushing the rest of the tongue forward between my front teeth. Regardless, I never had a habit of mouthbreathing.

I agree. They're pushing beautification on men really hard now. Women were simple due to being insecure. Makeup companies stand to make a huge profit if they nearly double their market.

honestly just looks like he shaved his fag stache, lost some weight, and is lifting his chin up higher
Direct lighting making the shadows more pronounced

My orthodonist (braces) said my lower jaw is underdone and referred me to a specialist. The specialist got a picture taken and shopped my lower jaw worse than it was and then wanted $20k to operate on me and have me drink through a straw for a year.

I declined, and surprise, surprise my jaw is completely fine now that I've actually seen it for myself in a side shot with a camera.

>chad
>chimpanzee mouth

I rock a full beard year round because my weak chin

Kikes

Looks like an overbite

They were both kikes too!

I've made subtle but real progress over the last 12 or so months of mewing. It's subtle but my face definitely looks stronger and more symmetrical than ever now

How old are you

Chewing hard foods from childhood is more important. Also genetics anyway

Good posture won't fix weak jaw genetics

What are you talking about?

this is a stupid meme. all i did was lost all the fat off my face and now I have a pretty good jawline

fucking mouth breathers on here rest their tounge on their BOTTOM teeth? You should worry about bein a retard.

my tounge always rests where my hard pallet starts.

Roof of the mouth right? That's where my tongue is.

Getting malocclusion/bad bite fixed can definitely even out asymmetries in the jaw as well as the midface.
There's also a removable device called Myobrace (designed by one of Mike Mew's former associates turned enemy) which forces you to mew while aligning the teeth and expanding the arch for an improved jaw. It's supposed to only be available through orthodontists but I found it for relatively cheap online. Time will tell, but only a few months in and it seems to have made a difference. It hurt like heck at first.

Fucking mouth breathers.

Where did you find the Myobrace online?

Chew Gum

Lift weights, lower body fat percentage

Stay hydrated

Its simple

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> implants
That is a surgically enhanced jaw, user.

It is? I've never seen one before so I wouldn't know.

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how painful is the surgery? i want to look like that

That guy has had his entire face restructured.
Any facial cosmetic surgery is grueling, imagine having your face cut, pulled, stretched and plastic parts inserted under muscles. A boob job for the face, if you will.

incredibly gay

Wait, you can fix that in adulthood? Asking for a 30yr old boomer friend.

pitt and the other guy had jaw implants. as common of a male equivalent to boobjobs

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is it worth it?

Requesting someone to help this guy out

Myobrace comes in 3 stages for adults.
A1 Large -> A2 Large -> A3 Large

(There's also a Regular/Medium size for each of those stages, but unless you're a Toe Rogan hobbit-sized human, get the LARGE. Everyone that I know of, including myself, who's tried Myobrace [mostly on the Lookism.net forum] agrees.)

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thanks! fuck the orthodontist jew. doctors are literal kikes. how long do you wear these?

jesus. the pic on the left looks like a chiclets factory exploded

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Myobrace comes in 3 stages for adults.
A1 Large -> A2 Large -> A3 Large

(There's also a Regular/Medium size for each of those stages, but unless you're a Toe Rogan hobbit-sized human, get the LARGE. Everyone that I know of, including myself, who's tried Myobrace [mostly on the Lookism.net forum] agrees.)

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A1 should be used for at least 3 to 6 months. So just get that one first and bother with A2 and A3 later if your'e so inclined.

Definitely, orthodontic appliances that expand the arch have been around for decades. Myobrace claims to do the same thing. It's a lot simpler but likely takes longer. It applies light forces over time to align the teeth and arch into the "ideal" shape. It basically looks and acts like a mouthguard, but as I said, you can really feel your teeth and gums aching which I actually like. It is obviously having an effect.

Rookie numbers

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I'm no expert but from what I've read A2 should be worn for at least 8 months and A3 for a year or longer. So it's definitely a multi-year process. But then again, braces are snail-paced slow too.

According to the Myobrace website it should be worn at night while sleeping and 1 to 2 hours during the day.

>press your tongue up into the roof of your mouth
>this will grow your chin
how in the literal fuck is that shit supposed to work, faggot?

Thanks. I also have a suspicion that I might be allergic to the amalgams in my teeth, my gums have been perennially inflamed since childhood.

no, it's not something that "masculinize" you, it just makes your face better. if you look at females before and after operations for recessed chins they look better

that chick just lost weight lol

Depends on how much value you personally put on your appearance. For me? No. I've had my teeth fixed, which was pretty agonizing. I was lucky enough to never feel like I needed to actually change my facial appearance. Although if I had a recessed chin, or something else that just absolutely was not to my satisfaction to that extent, I may have felt differently. In most cases, it's not going to be severe enough to warrant such drastic action. What is it about yourself that you want to change this badly? be honest. I'm not requesting photos or anything, but in most cases, many people just seem to dwell on things that generally aren't that important/don't affect their appearance as much as they may think. In most cases a gym membership/regular exercise and a good hygiene regime, along with a bit of a increase in confidence is all the change that would ever be needed. Media has caused this extreme focus on minor physical features to the point where men feel inadequate if they don't have some specific feature.

I already have a chad jawline though. Sadly jawline doesnt fix ugliness

Nor smell.

You sure that isn't just not flossing well enough? I always thought something was wrong with my gums until i started flossing regularly.

..says the beaner.
Come the fuck on man

I did this as a way to try and fix my sleep apnea (caused by an accident). After months, the gap between my back molars did widen and my tongue could fit in the roof of my mouth. The last years have been a constant un-fucking process for me, but mewing is for real bros. People have told me that I'm better looking now as well, but I didn't have a gay alien skull before and the visual differences are very subtle. Mewing is basically just correct human tongue posture, it's what healthy people do naturally.

That's the whole point of a slide thread: distraction.

Why? How does this prevent European decline? You fucking Lookism faggots need to commit suicide already. Your fucking circle jerk over there is the very essence of what the Jew wants.

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I did a plaque removal recently and started flossing, but it has made no difference. Maybe I have to wait a few weeks.

You have a guide on using this thing properly?

i'm sorry, i really don't want to say what i'm going to say but i can't keep it to myself, it's stronger than me
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I had a gf make me aware of my mouth breathing issue when I was a teen. you guys make me feel good about myself. thanks

It does take a while to start noticing the difference, the main thing is really brushing well (30 seconds per quadrant) softly, with the right bristles and FLOSSING (not brushing) between every meal.
It's been proven that brushing too often, specifically right after meals isn't necessarily that good for your teeth, but flossing and making sure the gaps in the teeth are clear, is always good. Get a good mouthwash and some flosspicks and that should clear right up with a little time and consistency.

Whites looks maxing ensures we get a mate to pass on our genes

Everyone should know about mewing though for optimal jaw development.

Making more men attractive, providing more breeding opportunities, making more European babies. Also confidence and pride.

how much time a day you have to wear this

How is this any different from just wearing your retainer? I'm not trying to sound like the toothjew but this sounds like a pretty easy way to fuck up your teeth unless you're just using them for maintenance, and not as a replacement for braces.

lol this is about fixing mouth-breathing, which will of course make you more attractive. People see mouth breathing instinctively as low-tier behavior. Whatever "tongue posture" can help people correct this habit is good I guess. Never had a problem with "mouth breathing" myself.

Why can Jow Forumstards never accept that if you're on Jow Forums by definition you are not Chad and you have a horrible sex life of virginity and permanent frustration.

Good jaws are born, not made.

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It's not about lookism so much as health, in the case of mewing. People with shit posture ain't gonna be the ones to found the imperium, user.

>Never had a problem with "mouth breathing" myself.
Me either. My mom taught me as a child to not breath with my mouth open.
MEWing is just basic skills that your parents would have taught you if they were partway decent.

The "tongue posture" is just tongue on the roof of your mouth, which is natural for normal people.

14 minutes... need a tl;dr dude is boring af

so if I chin tuck swallow my food I will become Chad?

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It seems complicated, but it's pretty simple. Just place it in your mouth (with the tongue tag facing up) as you would a sports mouthguard and it automatically applies pressure to your teeth and forces proper oral posture. It comes with a little booklet which I doubt you'd even need to read.

Every night while sleeping and 1 to 2 hours while awake.

I'm just a dude who read positive things about it online (specifically lookism) and the before & afters seem convincing. Who knows?

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Nej din åndsbolle

Mexicans dont smell as bad as Hindus, Poohan. Be honest for once in your curry-fart scented life.

you can only become a Chad by adjusting over time within your linear consciousness the values that need to be set to become a Chad

but it's really just so fucking easy bro, it's simple math and fucking math of all things adds ups lol

The ultimate redpill is that Chad doesn't know he is a Chad or what Chad means.

how high are you?
let's hang out and do drugs.

That looks retarded

What the fuck is this shit? Isn't that where you're supposed to keep your tongue? Fucking slack jawed fags