Don't respond to foreigners or meme faggots lads
>Some polak is having a book thrown at, as bell end fuzz cucked up
>dailymail.co.uk
Brit/pol, Brits posting own links edition
Jaxson Roberts
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Nolan Butler
I am assuming direct control of this thread
>Nick Griffin bows to Owens
>In contact with scousers
>Rumored to possess a solid right hook
>Control Liverpool nightclubs with a fair but iron fist
>Own greggs and pub franchises all over the norf
>Direct descendent of ancient scouse bloodlines
>will bankroll the future council budget on mars (Owendangrad will be the first city)
>In the process of terraforming kensington and fairfield by sorting out the bins.
>Owns every sensible childcare policy in the world
>Future Liverpudlian babies will be Owens-babies
>said to have only 120 IQ , yet has street smarts off the power scale.
>ancient Celtic texts predict the coming of a SCOUSER who will descend upon the Norf and bring an era of enlightenment and an unprecedented lack of daft nonsense with him.
>This is Owens
>He owns all leafleting facilities in merseyside
>You likely have an Owens leaflet inside your letterbox right now
>Owens is in regular communication with the archangels Gabriel and Michael, forwarding the actions of spies to the youtube community.
>Discovered the arc of the covenant
>Learned fluent Romanian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold to Owens security outfit. Theres no gold in the bank of england, only in Owens house stuffed inside a mattress.
>Owens is 40 by a spacetime point of reference
>in reality he is a timeless representation of the form of the archon, existing in all space and time from origin to ending.
>we hope he is benevolent
Samuel Jenkins
Jose Garcia
Whats the name of that UFO thing that happened in a forest somewhere in england and they sent the army out.
Jackson Young
Looks shit, but tastes like kebab, innit?
Ryan Jenkins
youtube.com
jesus fucking christ
James Sullivan
Rendlesham forest? Excuse spelling may not be correct
Julian Adams
>I am assuming direct control of this thread
I'll roll one more and layers then
Anthony Ortiz
Laters
Adam King
Thats it thanks
Connor Wilson
REAL THREAD
NEW
Chase Diaz
you arent going anywhere
Matthew Powell
Based cat shit edition
Gavin Green
good, clean kill
Ian Sullivan
why does joe owens only get 200 views on youtube? where are the autists? is it because he has comments disabled that he doesnt gain a following?
Wyatt Perry
Ian Morris
Isaac Ramirez
was she the one lads?
Hudson Hughes
there is no "one", just find a suitable partner and dont get too emotionally invested.
Angel Allen
based
Nolan Watson
Like cats m8, based, if not the shits in the garden
Dominic Russell
Want to
Robert Moore
"they expect one of us in the wreckage brother..."
Andrew Morgan
>thread splitting at 2am on a Sunday
Ryder Flores
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Dylan Young
"I've altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it again."
Liam Brown
this is my thread now bumboy
Jack Parker
Cringe
Justin White
Vodka moneys, innit?
Tyler Hughes
REAL THREAD
Carson Turner
3 fucking threads on the go
Dominic Cox
Honestly are you all fucking retarded
I’m angry you’re fucking with comfy posting
Joshua Lopez
its the same guy
Tyler Lee
*snap snap*
Lincoln Hughes
REAL THREAD
Lincoln Parker
David Evans
Bit disorganized
Blake Russell
You stupid gook fuck
Ayden Jones
Fuck off, and you are rightfully Spanish clay.
Oliver Myers
REAL THREAD
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Leo Martinez
this is a selfposting thread now
Michael Cook
Are we just making threads for a laugh now
Robert Young
Yea, well fuck this shit. I'm going to watch a movie, can't be arsed with the autism.
Jackson Gutierrez
Real thread
Hudson Stewart
Sad.
Leo Powell
He's commie with VPN works, works for clicks
Jannies asleep
Chase Young
8 threads now
We are going to get banned
Ethan Price
You aren't we are watching. That is all.
Robert Richardson
Do you like my sarnie?
Adrian Walker
Jannies got rudely awaken, noice!
Landon Adams
BUMP EVERY REAL THREAD!
COPY PASTE THIS TO EVERY REAL THREAD!
BUMP EVERY REAL THREAD WITH THIS COPY PASTE!
BUMP EVERY REAL THREAD!
BUMP EVERY REAL THREAD!
Carson Moore
Solid food, fibre and sheit, good food for race war to start in the morning
Angel Brown
Benjamin Davis
my cats puke look'smore aprertising mate
Henry Jones
Brown bread though, fookin poofta
Leo Reed
not my fault. now ask me a question about something in politics.
Charles Nguyen
Jannies are asleep, post Muffin
Austin Moore
Burger fail
Nicholas Watson
What happened to Downing Street cat user?
Asking for a friend
Brandon Bailey
Mmmm yes. Add a little touch of salt. My mouths actually watering.
Tyler Cruz
it got given away to some nice posh woman who looks after it spectacularly, or it was sacrificed in some kind of masonic ancient egyptian ritual. one of the two.
Lincoln Clark
She'll never get that all in DESU
Robert Anderson
>Mmmm yes. Add a little touch of salt. My mouths actually watering.
Gabriel Jenkins
Medium banter this is
Aye lad.
Does she take that load in one?
Brody Watson
The cats dead? No way
Carter Hernandez
LEL. They hate us coz they ain't us.
Wyatt Fisher
That's a downer
>Pardon the pun
Wyatt Ross
>medium banter this is
what?
Daniel Perez
meanwhile in bongistan
Samuel Green
One more thread going down the shitter lad
Brody Campbell
What's good in this
>We're ready to strike back against Russia and China: Defence Secretary to announce Britain's flagship aircraft carrier will be deployed in the Pacific
Aiden Perry
Andrew Reed
Force projection is always good m8
Cameron Flores
absolutely nothing. its just retarded retards trying to rope us into ww3 with russia china and iran, to create global hegemony of the masonic capitalist system.
Jack Bennett
Matthew Rivera
Found this old video for you bongs
Its been pulled from alot of places so i thought id post it here
hopefull the god damn (((shillls))) in the EU havent bocked it for you yet
youtube.com
Aiden Gonzalez
Bit on dramatic side, but hard to argue lad
Bexit going down the shiter in all, burying news thingy
Nathaniel Sanchez
We only pocketed trade deal with Israel, being sold out already
Liam Wright
Did you, accidentally, did stonker and sat on it?
Jaxon Martinez
Hudson Scott
Yep
Andrew Garcia
Yellow vest, anti-Semitic protes,-, when?
>I'll get me coat
Logan Kelly
Jose Ross
Tough
>AMBER Rudd's officials have today refused to ease the "cruel" burden of benefit sanctions on Universal Credit claimants.
>The Government rejected a plea from MPs to protect single parents and disabled Brits from having their benefits docked.
thesun.co.uk
Jackson Allen
Inbetweeners
>Boris Becker was born in Leimen, a town in the German State Baden-Württemberg, as son of Elvira and Karl-Heinz Becker. His mother was Catholic, and they raised him as a Catholic.[6][7] His father Karl-Heinz, an architect, founded a tennis centre in Leimen, where Becker learned the game
Jaxon Thomas
Henry Diaz
I'm getting the word... nonce.
Evan Jackson
Not clicking that shit, I'm not
John Roberts
We are the Roundheads, we don't want King's no more.
That's why we started the English Civil War.
People say we're no fun, but we disagree.
Especially when explaining Parliamentary Democracy.
We are particularly excited by the notions of jurisprudence.
That's enough dullness, we're the Cavalier crew.
Supporting King Charles and everything he'll do.
Puritans bore us, it's really a crime,
When your Parliamentary business cuts off partying time.
Roundheads, soundheads, keep the music down heads.
Rules and regulations, led, dull but fair.
Cavaliers, three cheers, whackier headgears.
We live to boogy with our peers, unfair? Don't care!
I am the King, I can do what I like!
Start up a war or a big tax hike.
Got a French wife, she's a Catholic,
(Oh Lord! King Charles we're really quite not sure!)
Insulence! Is that how you talk to the Crown?
I am the King, I will just close Parliament down!
(I think you'll find that's in breach of due process.)
Here's what we say to that, now clear out that mess!
Roundheads, soundheads, witches should be drowned, heads.
Don't believe in crowned heads, Parliament's our thing.
Cavaliers, three cheers, your superiors!
We're all toffs who say 'here, here' and 'God Save the King!'.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Cavaliers, Roundheads!
The English Civil War!
(Why is it called civil? May I kill you please? Sure!)
Love civil wars to be fought on this land.
If I get to power, Christmas will be banned.
No chance Cromwell, victory will be mine!
You'll never pass a ban on mince pies and mulled wine!
That's what you think, just wait till you're caught!
I'll also scrap theatre, music and sport!
(Your pathetic war will finish, even before it's begun!)
We've taken Charles prisoner, the Roundheads have won!
Victory, three cheers, Cavalier in tears!
No power for years, I'm the leader of the pack!
Charles' head, Roundhead, hurrah now the King's dead!
Sins bins, instead, a righteous track!
But we'll be back!
Camden Sanchez
bongs btfo
youtube.com
Ethan Myers
Why do British women look like this?
Eli Hall
He's "R's" are Tony's from Only fools and Horses tier
Ethan Bell
inbreeding on an island for thousands of years will do
Jackson Bennett
How to filter meme flag fags on mobile, lads?
Eli Powell
The state of salty mutts
Xavier Russell
TL;DR
Based
Amount of foreign influence we have- got to be taken in to consideration.
Ignoring loopy plonkers, we are born for the better
Christopher Perez
Can't do it lad
Just piss on 'em
Caleb White
mad Mohammed? thats your history and your future aint looking great either lmao
Joshua Mitchell
You could do some real damage with that lad, is it even legal?
Carson Bell
Selling, buying and carrying knives
The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife is 4 years in prison and an unlimited fine. You’ll get a prison sentence if you’re convicted of carrying a knife more than once.
Basic laws on knives
It’s illegal to:
sell a knife to anyone under 18, unless it has a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62 cm) or less
carry a knife in public without good reason, unless it has a folding blade with a cutting edge 3 inches long or less
carry, buy or sell any type of banned knife
use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife)
Scotland
In Scotland, 16 to 18 year olds are allowed to buy cutlery and kitchen knives.
Lock knives
Lock knives are not classed as folding knives and are illegal to carry in public without good reason. Lock knives:
have blades that can be locked and refolded only by pressing a button
can include multi-tool knives - tools that also contain other devices such as a screwdriver or can opener