I wish he could come back

hahah btfo

I wish carnivorous aliens would harvest us already

or maybe they could just us our genetic material for experiment, extract the bone marrow out of our bones "telekinecticly" while alive

don't worry, soon.

haha!
>cringe

He is scheduled to do my lawn Thursday.

Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone

hello jews

would*

I'm back

I have a similar fantasy where instead I get to be enslaved and shipped to another planet, just to do some menial labor task. dragging some big ass purple cystals back and forth while some 8 tentacle'd purple fucker whips at me. still better than being on this retard shit dirt ball tho.

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Enjoy your hopelessness.

Life has a way of turning off your inner light switches.

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...if he came back and told you that you could be immortal if you swallow his load would you?

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that's a strange depiction of hitler

The Revelations will happen eventually user. It just may not happen in our time. Meanwhile, live as a good person, and follow his example. Leave this world a better place in your own small way.

This is some top tier bait.

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You’re so gay! Omg

The opening sentence was a lie. That you read past that falsehoodis amazing.

I'm a bit of a sucker

Would be a bitchen way to go, all things considered.

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wondering how would anarchists react if jesus appeared to them

He's too busy existing only in your christcuck brain

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>H-he used the word "Christcuck" guys!
>Well crap, I guess that invalidates my entire set of beliefs and morals, along with a few billion other people's
Go be edgy somewhere else, kid

Christianity is the reason my beautiful Texas has been flooded with feral beaners. Our govt stopped giving them money but the billion churches here still keep them fed because they want more brainless followers like you. You've earned the name christcuck.

So do I, user. So do I.

>And now he's misattributing problems to the Church! What ever will we do guise?!

Look, you stupid faggot, government welfare programs put in place to destroy the middle class and create a slave race to the Jewish global slave state are what has ruined Texas. That, and people like YOU who refuse to stand your ground and oppose the government.

They don't qualify for any government programs anymore and they made it illlegal to give to panhandlers here except on Sundays to hobos wearing yellow jackets selling newspapers, and yet they're still everywhere. The reason? You "turn the other cheek give him your coat" retards everywhere who feel obligated to help these invaders cuz Jeezus. You Christians are enablers of parasites and invaders because your imaginary Jew God told you to be

Wishing you could believe really hard, I see.

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If they don't qualify, then why does a crapload of Welfare go to housing illegal immigrants? You know that's why they come here, right? They come here, apply for aid,and then send everything they don't need back to their families. A friend of mine in Mexico tells me stories about guys who come to the US, get on Welfare, and use the money they save to open up a restaurant back home. It's a scam.

"Turn the other cheek" is a lesson in humility and forgiveness in the face of minor offenses. There are no passages in the Bible telling you to sit idle as your homeland is invaded.

Besides that, how many Christians do you know who actually give to the poor and needy? Because I know of almost NONE. You're a butthurt atheistic faggot who wants to blame all of your problems on something you don't understand.

i also would also like to know from jesus christ if satan is a woman

Satan and God both exist outside the confines of our understanding of biology.

So the answer is probably "no."

satan is the most beautiful thing ever, and the way the bible describes satan makes me believe it is a woman.
also consider how pagans have a goddess as their most important deity

Your friend is misinformed. You don't qualify for welfare without a social security number. They apply, get turned down and their only choice is go home or find a church soupkitchen/shelter. I'll let you guess which one they go to. The church supports them long enough to lay down roots and they then hook up with other illegals and then theyre here forever and the cycle continues. Well intentioned Christians do as much damage as far left open border hipsters. Look up all the Christian charities in South Texas. We're trying to keep the hordes at bay but Christians are sheltering and hiding them

they must be catholics i am sure

I'm sure he can appear as one, but that doesn't mean he IS one, you know?

If my friend is misinformed, so is his mom, his wife, and their entire community. There are numerous government programs that someone can go through, and I'm sure there are numerous ways to cheat each and every one of them. Our government sucks and its programs are inherently flawed.

As for staying at soup kitchens, some do. However, they wouldn't leave their entire family down in Mexico to come live in a soup kitchen. They come here to scam our government and send money back home, or to scam our government and live the high life without paying bills. If we nixed welfare and tightened immigration reform, they would scatter back over the fence like roaches.

Besides, most honest Christians won't support people illegally immigrating to our country and stealing from us. You are misattributing the problem to Christianity because you are a butthurt faggot who hates the fact that other people are happier than you.

It's fucking all of them not just catholics christianpost.com/news/christian-charities-take-on-border-crisis-with-humanitarian-needs-serve-refugees-with-the-heart-of-christ.html

He tried coming back but the U.S aborted him once the (((doctors))) knew who he was

>he
god would not let the woman to do abortion

>>He
We quantify them in simple terms because it's what we know

They're all expert scammers or have stolen social security numbers then. My friend processes food stamps etc, you can't fucking get anything without a ssn. At least the government tries to stop them, the Christians are doing their best to help them stay here. There's an army of Christian morons down on the border helping these people not atheists.

he's already here. just look at the world the
way it is, he's here.

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he already did when he was here

also to OP, he will come back....every eye shall see it, dead or alive the bible says

>Hey jesus, you like the worlds governements?
>Did you read my book? I rejected the world, and I'm here to end it.
>That's very cash money of you.
>Flips a money table

I think it would go down alright

Follow up question is what does he think of anime tiddies.

>he already did when he was here
when??
we cant deny the bible description of satan sounds pretty feminine

The only people I know of that want illegals here are far left liberal Atheists.

And however it's happening, it is. They are scamming our government and laughing all the way to the bank.

You are misattributing this because of your hatred for religion. It has nothing to do with us.

Like I said, man. They aren't biological creatures. I doubt our concepts can apply to them

>9And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.
>10And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
>11Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.

>hes going to reincarnate as a babby lmao

Yee

catholiccharitiesrgv.org/Home.aspx I'm not misattributing shit. Liberals here don't do anything but smoke weed and listen to terrible music. They may talk like they care but it's only the Christians doing anything. And if you still insist it's the government, try finding someone who isn't a christian in government office down here. You guys are the problem both inside and outside govt

he's back, Senpai

Jesus comes back when you find him user :)

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There are no Christian policies in our government. Liberals EVERYWHERE want more illegals because it means a larger democratic voter base. They live off of WELFARE because it is a DEMOCRATIC policy that gets them more voters when the ignorant roaches have a million kids here. You are an idiot trying to get us to doubt the only true catalyst and unifying force of Western civilization. Your rabid, irrational hatred of religion causes you blame us for things we haven't done, and you justify your claims with isolated incidents and flimsy evidence. Get off of the internet, you don't have a clue what in the Hell you're talking about.

my belief is that earth and this universe is 2nd to 3rd dimension of hell. prophecy holds that those who don't follow a certain their souls will be casted into hell. Telling jews they will go to hell is an extreme offense to them. the point is. is something that barely scratch the surface so offensive to high-genetic jews?

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I laughed way harder at this than I care to admit.

sure little faggit. sure.

Sure what, exactly?

Meanwhile brainwashing Europeans into selling their own to Jews in slavery. Great job Jesus.

Democrats, Republicans it doesn't matter. Most government officials are Christians not Jews or atheists. Your softhearted, imaginary Jew god will bring ruin on us all whether it's cloaked in red or blue. Atheism with fiscal conservatism will guide us to the promised land

/most government officials are Christians because most PEOPLE are Christians. Besides that, most Christians are "Christians" in name only. No one who loves his fellow man will allow a stranger into his house to steal from him.

And yes, both parties suck, but Democrats specifically are to blame for our immigration problems.

Atheism has never been the foundation for a successful nation. Ever. Christianity, however, founded all of Europe and the United states, which are some of the greatest nations to have ever existed.

Oh, and most liberal retards are militant atheists. Because Atheism has no inherent moral obligations or accountability to it.

he is with us, always
and he will come back

i am sure that if jesuschrist comes back, the vatican would reject him

Most central and south american countries are Christian and corrupt as shit. Most blacks and a lot of Africans are also Christian. A lot of the European countries aren't Christian anymore and they stopped killing each other. If they stayed conservative and kept out the invaders they would be unstoppable. Japan is kicking ass even though it's tiny with atheist conservatism. If we use our brains rather than holding onto desert goat herder folklore we'd be unstoppable with all our land and resources

Those places aren't Christian. They're Catholic, which is a bastardized fusion of Christianity with Paganism that created an institution that capitalized on the ignorant for its own gain.

Japan has plenty of socio-economic problems, such as the fact that most of their young men forsake marriage for cartoon porn and their simultaneous declining birthrates and climbing suicide rates.

This all leads back into the moral degeneracy that is created by an unhinged society without a higher power to keep it in cohesion. Without widespread, agreed-upon morals, a society will collapse.

Me too user.

Matthew 10:34 Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

>two fingers
Is this the Russian Jesus?
I heard just last week that (among other things) the Western and the Orthodox church split over whether to bless with two fingers (the human and the divine) or three fingers (the holy trinity). Not about the gesture, but about what it symbolizes and what the credo has to be.