/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Midnight Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Law Enforcement Joint Conf 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457880-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania see off COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
youtu.be/jYbFlCrGd5I
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457883-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457882-1/
youtu.be/IBJ_CiqGmLQ
youtu.be/HU6LUUGufJo
>VP Pence Press Conf w/Pol Pres Duda 2/13/19
youtu.be/DXbDHTotJlc
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Arrival @Pol Presidential Palace 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457889-101/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Remarks to US&Pol Troops 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457889-1/
>SoS Pompeo arrives @ME Peace &Sec Ministerial 2/13/19
youtu.be/U3POUGKQpf4
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457885-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 2/13/19
youtu.be/YI_NkP8Q_mU
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Ukraine 2/13/19
youtu.be/8H6XMGLf5V4
>NASA News Conf RIP Opportunity 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457894-1/
>StateDep Officials @House on Venezuela 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457781-1/
>DHS Officials/Others @House on Election Security
c-span.org/video/?457868-1/
>Service Academy Chiefs @House on Oversight 2/13/19
dvidshub.net/video/659754/
>ActDefSec Shanahan greets NATO SecGen Stoltenberg 2/13/19
dvidshub.net/video/659758/
>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/EWjC_mrucY4 (EngSub)

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtu.be/ERxPWEKb4ng
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youtube.com/watch?v=a_yfnQPaD_E
youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
youtube.com/watch?v=VM6HZqQKhok
youtube.com/watch?v=8NFy6Uc2BHs
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appropriations.house.gov/sites/democrats.appropriations.house.gov/files/documents/Summary of Conference Report.pdf

white page is out for bill

MAGA

happy singles awareness day
>tfw no gf

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>lovers day
>no lover

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there is nothing wrong with being pure. imagine being so degenerate you know what they're called. i don't make a point of learning about poison for the soul

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That time stamp tho

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AWOO!

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>307 bake

CLOWN WORLD

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>00:00:00
holy hell midnight edition indeed

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just reflects on your ignorance and not your purity 2bh

>be from The Valentine State
>no gf (tomboy)
HUGS NOW

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HAVE YOU REMEMBER THE 17 JEWS YOU FILTHY GOYIMS KILLED A YEAR AGO
GIB GUNS NOW GOY

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>inb4 shills clock in for the night shift

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>chk'd
congrats anons.

I don't think so, joe

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missed you in the last bread gj tho kot happy V-day or whateva

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Trump supporters are pieces of shit. You are garbage humans and every day more of your cult leaders go to jail.

>tfw live in Arizona
>Valentine state
>no GF
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALA

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>day to buy your goyette chocolate fresh from a country that does not speak english or flowers from la bouqet creatura
>no goyette

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i will gladly be ignorant of degeneracy. not all knowledge is a gift

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Anyone else a virgin loser on Valentine's Day or is it only me?

Pump action or Double barrel shotgun?

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d o you know where your at or?

i unironically miss McKiwi

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it's okay fren

>got told off by parents at a school he gave a political speech at
He's going to be bounced from Harvard at the end of the year

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I can't wait to hear all screeching about this tomorrow.

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just kiss yourself desu

Beautiful numbers, friend.

for valentines day i became my gf

>Midnight Edition
>(Thu)00:00:00
well done OP. Happy Valentines

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same desu he was a friend

YASSSSSSS
Ty
Yeah, whateva
What did kek mean by this
Das rite, Trollguy
I am kinda cute :3

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Need serious help for Valentine's attempt. Will end up with (cringe) bathroom mirror pic. But also this painting. It tells a story. Can anyone use the gimp machine for me pretty please with a cherry on top?
Need this pic to say; not all treasure is gold

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Absolute madnlads flying a MAGA flag at Disney
youtu.be/ERxPWEKb4ng

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what a post

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Very nice.

people who use ":3" are homos 100%

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Holy shit I missed that. Thanks for posting.

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I fucking love this shit. The left created this golem and now they've lost control of it.

twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1095676119943122944

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You haven't put any of our cult leaders in jail, though.
You're still working on filler side bosses

Oh calm down. We are destroying the establishment- one intelligence agency at a time

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GAS THE FUCKING KIKES

How bout both?

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Love this reply, too.

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I was legit nervous I'd miss the clock and wouldn't hear the end of it.

"Ear gauge infection"

you're welcome

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Piss off, John, I still haven’t forgotten

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please pray that I don't get a horrible diagnosis.

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>2019
>using meme shotties

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Why did Admiral Rogers of USCYBERCOM meet with Trump in private then? How do you think Trump found out Obama was wiretapping him in the white house? He's not trusting anyone but military intelligence and only because they proved themselves that day. It's why every other intel agency got annuda shoah, Admiral Rogers was NSA director under Obama.

Too bad for them.

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SEND COONMAN YOUR WORDS OF APPROVAL FOR STANDING HIS GROUND!

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but imagine taking down the establishment one intelligence agency at a time with a gf..

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Hope it’s mega cancer

...

>single
lmao have a load of this waifu-less faggot.
I hope /a/ does another collage for 2019.

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yeah i'm not going to look that up
maybe some people are stupid and look things up like that, like meatspin, lemonparty or blue waffle back in the day, but i'm not stupid

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Feels good to be a Floridan

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>electing a president
>defeating pedophile rings
>bringing down alphabet agencies
>revealing the evil masterplan of worldwide jewry
>cant even a gf

>all the whites in the back while the non-whites are in front
so this is the future of America

this triggers the magatards

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>Why did Admiral Rogers of USCYBERCOM meet with Trump in private then
because eh's a pretty cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything

Ok

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i miss sage

psst meet me in broward county

saved

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*755

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>sharing a board with freaks like this

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>doesn't know the deep lore that huggers is a tomgirl (boy) and catfren is tomboy (girl)
newfags raus

>not trusting anyone
Except he fully expected Cocaine and Ryan to put forth his agenda and they balked, because they really don't give a shit.

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>tubgirl is conspicuously absent

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>scope on a 12 ga.

>going to best state's worst county
but y doe

That does it. I'm going to church on Sunday.

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[spoilersdontworkonpol]honestly wouldnt say no to a p0ne gf at this point, probably better than dating some thot[/spoilersdontworkonpol]

>all that brown
VIRGINIA HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. NOT EVEN MY STATE, DELAWARE, IS THIS KEKED.

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You can't do that with a gf she'd distract you and take away your free time. No to mention sap your essence. You can't meme without your essence senpai.

Life is interesting. No one said it was fair.

>prayed
We will need you broder. Get well soon

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AND SOME ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE I ASSUME

slugs bro

Once people are able to get from Bakersfield to Merced in 90 minutes, compared to the 2.5 hours it takes by car, California's economy is really going to take off.

so is goatse, i don't have to list them all
i've never fallen for clicking any of them or searching because i'm not a moron

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>Midnight Edition

what if jar jar was a sith?

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Friendly reminder
Jow Forums is filled with semi-literate 16 year olds who can neither write a logical proof nor recognize the fallacies and philosophers on the top of their board. They believe anything you put in an infographic with minimal research of their own and believe conspiracy theories that easily fall to Occam's razor(I'm talking about the (((Jews))) obviously). I'm pretty sure they would suck cock if you put it in an infographic.
If you look at site statistics you will realize that Jow Forums is literally all newfags trying hard to be neckbeards. Weird, why would anyone aspire to be a loser from Jow Forums? The site's population has tripled since gamergate in 2014 and Jow Forums has risen with the influx of all the newfags. The existence of this place is testament to the lack of quality education and critical thinking nowadays and our inability to take the internet seriously.

You've heard us complain about the cancer killing Jow Forums for years. Well, now we've reached stage 4 and that tumor's name is Jow Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=a_yfnQPaD_E

They think they are redpilled(cringe) but dont understand "redpilling" is just low-effort political indoctrination. They likely have no real understanding of world history, critical thinking, or philosophy. Their entire worldview is Jow Forums posts, infographics, and memes. They probably spend too much time on the internet and confuse trying to "btfo" an opponent with how an actual respectful argument should work in real life where they try and help the other person and their mother won't feel the need to smack their ass. These younger kids growing up on the internet are confusing banter for how arguments actually work or are never learning how to handle themselves in a discussion in the first place.
youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
youtube.com/watch?v=VM6HZqQKhok
youtube.com/watch?v=8NFy6Uc2BHs

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY /ptg/!
I made this for you.
I know that this is going to sound weird, but I really love you guys. We've endured so much together over the years and through this medium the physical form of a person isn't really relevant. What is relevant is the nature of their spirit and the purity of their hearts.

So if you go into Valentine's Day today thinking that no one in the world loves you, you are wrong.
I love you. I care about you.
I want you to succeed in life and be strong, healthy, and victorious. I want you to be happy.

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!

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Ryan was a shill and everybody knew it, probably why Mitch is getting better these days.

i fucking love spice man
why did he have to fuck up and get fired

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>newfag
lolno

i dont associate with yee yee ass gay niggas anyways

cause its either that or palm beach county

>If you are like us, another forlorn soul — with no place to call your own.
youtube.com/watch?v=iu1NCPMC7D0

we need a comfy Jow Forumsack haven in Finland or Northern USA

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too long didnt read

He was supposed to be, but the character was so universally reviled that they backpedaled and had to rewrite episodes two and three.

>Michigan
>most niggers in the country

>Lake Michigan steams like a young cat’s dreams
>It’s islands and bays are for tomboys

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Hug hug

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Yikers

Every day of the year, friend.

>lived on the same planet as Emperor Palpatine
I believe it honestly