/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || 1-800-Make-America-Great-Again Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Law Enforcement Joint Conf 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457880-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania see off COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
youtu.be/jYbFlCrGd5I
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457883-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome COL Pres Márquez/FLoC Sandoval 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457882-1/
youtu.be/IBJ_CiqGmLQ
youtu.be/HU6LUUGufJo
>VP Pence Press Conf w/Pol Pres Duda 2/13/19
youtu.be/DXbDHTotJlc
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Arrival @Pol Presidential Palace 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457889-101/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Remarks to US&Pol Troops 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457889-1/
>SoS Pompeo arrives @ME Peace &Sec Ministerial 2/13/19
youtu.be/U3POUGKQpf4
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457885-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 2/13/19
youtu.be/YI_NkP8Q_mU
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Ukraine 2/13/19
youtu.be/8H6XMGLf5V4
>NASA News Conf RIP Opportunity 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457894-1/
>StateDep Officials @House on Venezuela 2/13/19
c-span.org/video/?457781-1/
>DHS Officials/Others @House on Election Security
c-span.org/video/?457868-1/
>Service Academy Chiefs @House on Oversight 2/13/19
dvidshub.net/video/659754/
>ActDefSec Shanahan greets NATO SecGen Stoltenberg 2/13/19
dvidshub.net/video/659758/
>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/EWjC_mrucY4 (EngSub)

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MAGA

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This is a goddamn embarrassment.

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AWOO!

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This deal is an insult and Trump should tell them to shove it up their ass.

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>no one here has a gf
Sad, 2bh.
Looking forward to day 0. I know it will be a good one.
>no pressure.

Won't stop the paid /ptg/ cheerleaders.

I just emptied my anus. Holy shit it’s like a thousand pounds have been lifted off of me

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It's not the President's fault. I blame Mitch McConnell more than anyone. That nigger has been opposed to the wall since the beginning and has done everything he can think of to sabotage it.

>no one here has a gf
well at least i'm not alone in that department

Thank you, Hiki.
I'm glad you stuck it out and delivered. Just one more to go.
All bullshit aside, I do think you're a cool guy and I'm glad we get to have fun together here. I know you don't like to express affection, but still. I like you and appreciate these drawings.

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Speak for yourself user.

>distinguishes between "y" and "g" and "o" and "a"
that's all we ever asked for fren

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same happen to me today
every time i use this very hot hot sauce my colon just empties everything out

>snowman(woman)
I'm still laughing.

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1094718856197799936

Welp, that's not getting signed. Enjoy shutdown number two of the year, everyone.

you gonna draw ron paul crashing through the 00 screaming ITS HAPPENING tomorrow or you have another plan?

I've had several, but the last one tried to murder me so I don't really want to try again.

i am burning out quickly on this, it was way more work than i was expecting
i was really tempted to learn shorthand really quickly just to spite that but it turns out that's hard

>It's not the President's fault.
It is.
>I blame Mitch McConnell more than anyone.
He has his blame to take, yes.
>That nigger has been opposed to the wall since the beginning and has done everything he can think of to sabotage it.
Would have been a nice timeline if we'd built a wall instead of pursuing shit McConnel and Ryan wanted, right?

I was once constipated for three days in the woods and had to hand-dig a latrine to let it all out into. Holy shit what a disaster that was.

honestly I prefer the farm bill tweet. who the fuck saw that one coming?

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>Welp, that's not getting signed. Enjoy shutdown number two of the year, everyone.
I guarantee you the President will sign it because that fucking ASSHOLE McConnell will bitch and moan and threaten to override the veto because MUH MODERATES.

Ferbruary 14:

1349 – In Strasbourg 2000 jews are killed on the accusation of spreading the plague. ~900 Jews are burned to death by mobs while the remaining Jews are forcibly removed from Strasbourg.
1400 – Richard II of England dies, most probably from starvation, in Pontefract Castle.
1530 – Spanish conquistadores, led by Nuño de Guzmán, overthrow and execute Tangaxuan II, the last independent monarch of the Tarascan state (Mexico).
1556 – Thomas Cranmer is declared a heretic.
1779 – James Cook is killed (and eaten) by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii.
1804 – Karađorđe leads the First Serbian Uprising against the Ottoman Empire.
1879 – The War of the Pacific breaks out when Chilean armed forces occupy the Bolivian port city of Antofagasta.
1900 – British forces begin the Battle of the Tugela Heights (S. Africa) in an effort to lift the Siege of Ladysmith.
1919 – The Polish–Soviet War begins.
1929 – Saint Valentine's Day Massacre: Seven people, six of them gangster rivals of Al Capone's gang, are murdered in Chicago.
1942 – Battle of Pasir Panjang contributes to the fall of Singapore.

World War II:
1943 – Rostov-on-Don, (USSR) is liberated.
1943 – Tunisia Campaign: General Hans-Jürgen von Arnim's Fifth Panzer Army launches a concerted attack against Allied positions in Tunisia.
1944 – Leningrad–Novgorod Offensive. Red Army launches offensive on the German Army Group North by the Soviet Volkhov and Leningrad fronts.
1944 – In the Action of 14 February 1944, a British submarine sinks a German-controlled Italian submarine in the Strait of Malacca.
1945 – On the first day of the bombing of Dresden, the British Royal Air Force and the United States Army Air Forces begin fire-bombing Dresden.
1945 – "Navigational error" leads to the mistaken bombing of Prague, Czechoslovakia by an American squadron of B-17s assisting in the Soviet's Vistula–Oder Offensive.


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

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>>It's not the President's fault.
>It is.
How is it the President's fault? He doesn't control Congress.

Trump could just tweet that and say no deal desu. It's not like anything important is at risk if the government gets shut down again anyway.

Boy they want to rape Texas don't they? Let me guess, all those cities are Dim cities along the border.

>Here's money to build half the wall but it's illegal to build the other half

Do you want another Holocaust?

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>He doesn't understand Trump never needed Congress but it's a nice lie to keep retarded people like yourself placated
You're going to learn today,.

Texas is the big prize in the long run yes.

Reminder: If you don't own a MAGA hat, multiple guns, live in a place that experiences actual winter, and a dog, you're not white or an American.

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Post awoos getting VALENTINE'D

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Any action Trump takes to build the wall without congressional approval will be immediately enjoined by some black robed tyrant. Guaranteed. President Hawaiian Judge is just giddy thinking about issuing an injunction and SCOTUS will punt as they always do and keep it tied up in lower courts forever banking on Trump losing in 2020.

Still my all time favorite.
>the President of the United States once tweeted a Jow Forums infograph

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Did anyone here even vote in the last election?

Slow news days don't help, I'm sure. No complaints from me though, several were gems.

Do you really think that if Trump had a giant button on his desk with a detailed label that said "Press this button and the wall will be built tomorrow and no one in government will object or even attempt stop it" he wouldn't press it?

>Muh SC excuse
Yeah, heard it before. So go ahead or fuck off and stop acting. It's got to start somewhere if you really want to play this tied up in the courts game.

oh right todays the day to break out the special editions

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pls pls be real tweet

Basically it just leaves large areas that should have a border fence completely free of one rendering any of the wall completely useless. If large areas can never have a wall, then an open border is in writing & in a law.
Also more restrictions on ICE not to carry out their jobs. This is DOA

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>not just ignoring lower courts
lmao they have no ability to enforce anything

Pardon me?

Yes, because he has decided to do jus tthat - inaction.

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When Trump is eventually out of office, in 2 our 6 years. So many of you have enmeshed your identity with him. What will happen to you when he's gone? Will you really be in your 30s telling people about the "Meme Wars of 2012" and still talking about Hillary Clinton? It's not like the USA will be much changed, as Trump had a GOP Congress for 2 years and really didn't accomplish anything (except for the 1st tax cut for the rich that Republicans couldn't even run on in the mid-terms).

What will you do? You've put so much into him, and eventually he'll be like gangham style...a fart in the wind...You only liked him because he's a horrible person like you are, and horrible people like always fail in the end.

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I don't think he would. I think he's a new yorker with a jew family who lied his ass off to get in. Basically a complete sociopath - tho that's basically a defining trait of politicians in general.

It is very much real but the image got deleted.
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Oh, you can't read. HELP!

Tomi Lahren has definitely burned coal. Definitely.

Russians can't vote in US elections.

I don't understand what you are trying to say.

He should veto it and arrest everyone who voted for it in both chambers. This is literal sedition telling the President he can't fortify the borders.

kill you people, that's what

So as I said, you can't read.

I like how they now all of a sudden care about pregnant women and babies

I was kind of thinking I'd continue following politics closely and voting for candidates I feel advocate the closest positions to my own because everybody knows no President is eternal.

Explain what you are trying to say. Your reply made no sense.
>Yeah, heard it before. So go ahead or fuck off and stop acting. It's got to start somewhere if you really want to play this tied up in the courts game.
What does that mean? What are you advocating?

>thotposting
>on valentines
user today is supposed to be a day for love, not lust

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>Notice

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For the third time, you can't read and I'm not going to help you.

Then you're delusional. There has been no 'inaction.' He's built prototypes, requested funding, even shutdown the government over it. And still every single politician in Washington has linked arms to prevent him from doing anything. But if he's not declaring martial law, killing everyone that opposes him, and building the wall with the military, that's "inaction" right?

Hillary will be dead or in prison by then.

>There has been no 'inaction.
You're delusional bud.

Too close for me to be able to tell the difference.

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Lol, yes no late term abortion or god forbid babies "made comfortable" for their precious ppl's

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Nice argument, real compelling.

We don't live in a kritarchy, lower courts are exerting powers they were never granted.

You're just a shill then. Okay, that's fine. For a moment I thought you were trying to make a point. Clearly you're just here to start arguments.

I agree but good luck with that argument. There's only one Clarence Thomas and it takes five votes to do anything on SCOTUS.

two different lines of thought when fucking:
>love train of thought is loaded with thoughts of marriage, kids, and spending the rest of your life with her and only her
>lust train of thought is loaded with "muh dick muh dick muh dick muh dick"
wholesome vs degenerate, honestly not hard to differentiate

D-Day tomorrow. I can't wait, NO DEAL.

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Isn’t something big happening tomorrow?

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i plan to experience ego death and reform

>I agree but good luck with that argument.
You ignore lower courts until they bring it to a court that can actually enforce rulings.
More Andrew Jackson, less true conservative.
You're just ceding power to them otherwise.

Doesn’t it also talk about:

>Local Government can refuse to have a wall built in their jurisdiction

???

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Why is (((>Jow Forums))) and (((Fox News))) and the (((Republicans))) and (((Trump))) and (((/ptg/))) so afraid of her?

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>Real compelling said the poster with nothing substantial
You really want to go out like this? Fine by me.

Based on the excerpts of the bill tonight, veto time. It literally enshrines open borders in law.

All I feel is headsplitting anger.

was it one of those anal evacuations that consisted of one, large rope or many different ropes? for some reason last week i had like 2 giant one rope shits. worse feeling coming out but man it felt good once it was over.

The policies she advocates for are extremely dangerous and the state of politics has decayed to the point where she has a very real chance in 2024

They'll follow you home if you feed them. You'll have to take responsibility.

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The DNC might actually force her out. She is young, but she’s not good for the
DNC at all.

No one is. I only see mass amounts of her and things like racemixing, homos, and degeneracy on pol not irl.

One leads to another. Without "muh dick" thoughts there's really not much point in entertaining women and their notions.

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my question is will they try to primary her or will they have to resort to seth riching her?

i'd be her valentine

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She has zero chance in 2024

>feeling lust

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NEVADA LEGISLATURE PASSES UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECK BILL
>Dem senate just approved it
>Dem supermajority in House will pass it
>Dem Governor will sign it
>goes into effect 1/2/2020
ANOTHER DOMINO FALLS
GOD HELP MY CRUMBLING STATE

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She's where their party is heading, whether they like it or not.

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I wish that were true

95+% of the time you're right, but god damnit i'm still a fucking fool for searching for one among that remaining 5% that are actually decent

So are we gonna shutdown again or would he sign it then declare emergency or what

Because she a idiot with voting power.

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>Valentine's Day
I just want you guys to know that I don't mind coming here.

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