Jow Forums, tell your best anti-Semitic jokes

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

Jow Forums, tell your best anti-Semitic jokes. Winner gets a collection of rare NatSoc propaganda from 1935-1944'

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unz.com/runz/american-pravda-oddities-of-the-jewish-religion/
youtube.com/watch?v=MKtQY9PZFyM
jowforums.com/thread/203125859/politics

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

You know what I call niggers and jews?
bad news.

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Why do jewish men get circumcised?
Because jewish women wont touch anything unless its 15% off.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

Jews

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

I'm a Jew and even I hate Jews.

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

What's a Jewish dilemma?

A half priced ham.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

Germans and Jews actually have a lot in common you know. Neither of them are that great of cooks. The Jews best recipe is cooking the books, and the Germans best recipe is cooking the Jews!

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Two jews walking down the street see a beautiful woman walking the other way.
First jew turns to the second and says "I really like to fuck her."
Secind jew responds "Out of what?"

John Baker
John Baker

Do you know how copper wire was invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny.

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Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

What do you call 5 dead jews?

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Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

How do they do a census in Israel?
They roll a quarter down the street.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

6 million

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

We're going to genocide you filthy fucking evil piece of shit rat kike fucks in retribution for your innumerable crimes against humanity you fuck

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Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

Difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza won't scream when you shove it into the oven.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Krav Maga? More like...
Krav MAGA

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

Hey c'mere I got you something. It's free

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Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

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Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Does a joke need words?

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Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

What the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

You still here faggot op?

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

What do you call a bunch of jews on a train?

Whatever you want because they aren't coming back

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

Usually when somebody says something like that God's jewish wrath fucks them "innumerably".
Hope you got those hemorrhoids taken care of because the last thing you want is more discomfort when he decides to find a place to hide his kosher salami.

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

A start?

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

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James Morales
James Morales

What do you call a group of people slowly being driven out of their land, hated by the rest of the world, forced to start their own ethnostate to practice their own religion, and repeatedly having to battle muslims from raping their women and destroying their cities?

White people lolololololol

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen? 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and about 200in the ash tray.
-user

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

K op u asked
god is wandering the land looking for whom to give the law
sees viking
god says "sven", swede hides
sees chinaman, says "chin" chinaman hides
sees african, says "zulu", zulu hides
sees moses, says moses
moses replys "yeah what do you want?")
god says "to find a people to give my commandments to"
moses says "commandments huh?.....how much?"
god replies "theyre free".
moses instantly replies : "I'll take 10"

Josiah James
Josiah James

Fucking underrated.

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

6000005

1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat, 3 in the backseat and 6 million in the ashtray.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

Oh shit, never mind.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

We went on a school trip and i got caught beating off in the shower block. Teacher said it ruined the whole visit to auschwitz.

Charles White
Charles White

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Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

How do you get a jewish birds number? Roll up her sleeve.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

Heh, good one.

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Why did the jews wander the desert for 40yrs? Moses lost a shekel behind a sand dune.

William Morales
William Morales

What's the difference between a jew and santa claus
The direction they come out of the chimney

What's the difference between a jew and Harry potter
Harry escaped the chamber

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

We are going to genocide you you filthy fucking evil fucking kike piece of shit. You're actively attempting to genocide the best race of men and expect to have it go off without us rising up and commensurately wiping you the fuck out?
TO THE LAST KIKE CHILD WE WILL KILL YOU ALL

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

How many jews does it take to subvert western society?
...
...
...
Six million

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

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Tyler Green
Tyler Green

t.schlomo goldberg

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

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Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn’t scream when it’s put in the oven!

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Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

The Santa one got me

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

Q: did you hear about the Rabbi who does free circumcisions? A: He works for tips.

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

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Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

Did you hear about the new Jewish car? Not only does it stop on a dime, it'll go back and pick it up.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

Not bad

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

Come here feeshy feeeshy, heeeeere feeeshy feeeshy

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Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Why don’t jews eat pussy? Too close to the gas chamber.

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

K
E
K

David Lewis
David Lewis

Two Jews walk into a bar. They buy it.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

Holy kek

A rabbi, a priest and an imam discuss how to manage donations to their respective faith.
The priest: i draw a large circle in the ground, throw the coins in the air, and what falls into the circle is for god, and outside of it, for me.
The imam:
I draw a line on the ground facing mecca, and throw the coins in the air too.
What fall on mecca side is for god, the other for me.
The rabbi:
I just throw the coins in the air, god takes it share, and what falls on the ground is for me.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

Hitler walks into a bar, and says to the bartender "today I killed 10,000 Jews, and a puppy." The bartender asks " Why did you kill the puppy? " Hitler replied "see!! No one cares about the Jews."

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

What's the goal of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Q. Why do Jews have such big noses? A. Because air is free.

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

The best way to pick up jewish woman? You guessed it, a dustpan and brush

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

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Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

JINX!

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

6 gorillion you bigot wow

James Reed
James Reed

Ok we know jew jokes .Black jokes. Native jokes and china jokes. Do white jokes exist?

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Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

The Holocaust

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

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Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Why is a jews nose so big?
Because air is free.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

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Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

We say hivemind here bucko

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

He wins!

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

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Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Why are kikes noses so big?
Because oxygen is free!

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe can tip.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

Capped

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Blake Green
Blake Green

What's the difference between santa and jews?
Santa goes down the chimney.

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

What's the different between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney

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Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Jews are polytheistic
Jews pray to satan
Jews practice magic and blood rituals
unz.com/runz/american-pravda-oddities-of-the-jewish-religion/

Jesus to the pharisees (fathers of Judaism)

John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies."

Jews (aka those practicing Judaism) were never God's chosen people. Judaism is entirely Pharisaical which was in defiance to the Israelite mosaic belief and absolutely counter to Christianity.

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Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

If Jews had it there way it wouldn't be for long. Just look at the beta HL2

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Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Kek

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Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

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Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

The Bible prophecizes a nation of eagles will destroy the Jews.

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Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

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Angel Perez
Angel Perez

"Oi this is the bobby open up! We're here on a report of a pair of sides being gone, do you have a loicense for that?"

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Jace Morales
Jace Morales

A CLASSIC SO GREAT IT IS WORTHY ON ALL THREADS

youtube.com/watch?v=MKtQY9PZFyM

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Polish jokes certainly do, and we’re spread by Jews

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

What happens when a kike walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

:D

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Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

90%, foreskins have 90% of the nerves in the dick.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

What do you call a black man in a tree with a suit case

Branch manager

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

pollock jokes were not spread by jews.
Pollish people that came to the East Coast are fucking retards.
They still live in shit communities in NJ and are dumb as shit

Carson White
Carson White

What’s the difference between a cow and the holocaust?

You can’t milk a cow for 70 years.

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

what do you call a jew with a gas tank on his back?
addicted

and what do you call a jew with 2 gas tanks on his back?
dealer

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

Do white jokes exist?
of course, americans

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

One day German guards raised a tall pole on the square of a concentration camp

The camp commander announced - "any prisioner who will climb on the top of this pole, will be forgotten his jewish background and released from the camp!"
Some old Jewish prisioner realised that no one can climb this pole alone, so he told his plan to his son "You will climb on my back to the top of the pole, and then you'll lift me up"
Son climbs on father's back and reaches the top of the pole
"Great!" says the father "now lift me up!"
Sonj replies "Fuck off, jew!"

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

Why do jews have such large noses?
because air is free.

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Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

Ok joke, but it's too cumbersome.
How many jews can you fit in a car?
Depends on the size of the ash tray.
or if somebody tries it on you
How big is the ash tray?

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

Got em. And /thread.

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Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Go away Moshi. We're having a good time at your peoples expense for once. And you're not going to stop us.

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Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

How do you get a dirty jew clean?
-You put them in a shower.

How do you get a jew to clean?
-You turn him into soap.

Who are the brightest of all jews?
-The ones they made into lampshades.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

STOP MAKING FUN OF JEWS!
My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

GET IN ZE OVEN

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Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Ok we know jew jokes .Black jokes. Native jokes and china jokes. Do white jokes exist?
Polak jokes

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

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Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

Why is every time polaks start chimping out - world suffers and kike's win?
jowforums.com/thread/203125859/politics

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

how many jews can you fit in the new VW?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 10 in the ashtray

haha but seriously, how many jews cam you REALLY fit in the new VW?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 0 in the ashtray because the holocaust is a hoax

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Why are you making fun of America's #1 ally and America's masters? I don't get it. I thought this was a pro Trump board, stop mocking the real paytriots who are circumcised, and always ready, able and eager to go and put down their lives in far east desert-lands just to fight for American Freedom.

God bless American troops and America in general, so based, so circumcised.

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Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

holy shit

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Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

What's the difference between a jew and santa claus
The direction they come out of the chimney

this is fucking brilliant, my sides

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Colton Harris
Colton Harris

"propaganda"

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

pretty good

Hitler is on the edge of a cliff.
"Jew! come here. Stand like *this*"
Hitler pushes the jew off the cliff
"Jew! come here. Stand like *that*"
Hitler pushes the jew off
"Jew! come here. Sit like *this*"
Hitler pushes jew off cliff

What's he doing?
Playing Tetris

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How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A jew dropped a quarter

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How do you fit 100 jews into a mini?
Throw in a dollar

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Moses is wandering the desert leading the jews
He comes to an area, stops and takes a deep breath
"no, no, no. This is not the place"
they keep going
Years go by, Moses stops again, stands and smells the air
"no, no, no. this is not the place"
many more years go by
his people are tired
Moses stops again
He stands and breathes deeply absorbing the environment
Finally he says
"Yes. It is here. The promised land!"

And from that moment on
The Arabs had oil
and the Jews did not

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Alternatively: How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Five. Two in the front, three in the back and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

The eagle is the American symbol. If that's true Americans are going to really get pissed at Israel.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Eagle is symbol of Imperialism

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

kek

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

mfw the filthy kikes took ashtrays out of cars because of this jokes

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Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

Moshe and Itzek are walking down the road in a countryside. Moshe sees a cow which just shat a fresh dung. Moshe is saying to the Itzek:
- You know what Itzek, i will give you 100 shekels if you eat that shit!
Itzek is thinking, thinking, shit is fucking bad but 100 shekels is 100 shekels...
- Okay - said Itzek, and ate a cow shit. Moshe is laughing his ass off but finally gave Itzek 100 shekels. They continue walking and see another cow and another shit.
- You know what moshe, i will give you 100 shekels if you eat that shit!
- Okay - said Moshe, 100 shekels is a 100 shekels. He ate the smelly cow dung and Itzek gave him 100 shekels.
They continue walking, suddenly Itzek says:
-Moshe, did we just ate a shit for free?

Two jews are arguing, fighting. Then suddenly one throws a soap at the other.
-Hey! Dont involve mother into this!

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

I knew before looking your flag would be German

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Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Jews are polytheistic
Jews pray to satan
Wrong, jews are abrahamics like kikians and mudslimes.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

Jews don’t exist any longer according to the word of god. All that remain are those that say they are Jews, but do lie. They serve only Satan.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

What did the Jewish child molester say to the little kid?

Hey want to buy some candy?

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

lol got me

William Lopez
William Lopez

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

how do jews cook if they’re afraid of ovens?

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because the air is free

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

The joke goes "A rabbi and priest are walking down the road, and they pass a young boy, and the priest says 'I'd really like to fuck him' the rabbi responds'Out of what?"

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

faggot

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

How do you confuse a Jew?
Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner.

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Connor James
Connor James

A synonym for oven in germany
Jewish bunk bed

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

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Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

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Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

Whats the saddest song for a jew to hear?

Kansas: dust in the wind

Fuck zionist scum jews and fuck Hitler for giving kikes an eternal soap box and bludgeoning baton to bash us over the head with for a thousand years. Thousand year riech indeed, for the jews! Fools

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

We all know why showerheads have more than 10 holes in them

Anthony King
Anthony King

winner

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

Goy jokes exist:
Goy walks into a store and he sees a nice jacket. It's good looking and just his color. He tries it on: perfect fit. He tests the fabric and sees that it's of the up most quality. He goes to the counter and tells the clerk. "I like this jacket, how much is it" , "It's 25 dollars, sir", "Good, I'll take it"

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

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Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Out fucking standing.

How do drown Jewish kids?

Glue a quarter to the bottom of the pool.

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Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

I'm pretty sure you faggots live on takeout.

?And you always keep the tip.

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Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

What exactly is the Esau gambit?What do sneakers and Jews have in common? They’re more common in 39 than in 45. Stolen from Laura Laune

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

What happens when a Jew with boner runs into a wall?

Breaks his nose

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

Little Moishe comes back home from school and says:
-Mama, I will be a part of the school play!
His mother asks:
-Oh? What is the play about?
-It is about a everyday life of jewish family! - says little Moishe, but his mother continues:
-And what role did you get?
-I will play the husband! - answers Moishe.
-Oy vey! - exclaims mother - Moishe, quick, get dressed because we are going back to school and will complain to the director to give you a role with lines!

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