Jow Forums, tell your best anti-Semitic jokes. Winner gets a collection of rare NatSoc propaganda from 1935-1944'

Jow Forums, tell your best anti-Semitic jokes. Winner gets a collection of rare NatSoc propaganda from 1935-1944'

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You know what I call niggers and jews?
bad news.

Why do jewish men get circumcised?
Because jewish women wont touch anything unless its 15% off.

Jews

I'm a Jew and even I hate Jews.

What's a Jewish dilemma?

A half priced ham.

Germans and Jews actually have a lot in common you know. Neither of them are that great of cooks. The Jews best recipe is cooking the books, and the Germans best recipe is cooking the Jews!

Two jews walking down the street see a beautiful woman walking the other way.
First jew turns to the second and says "I really like to fuck her."
Secind jew responds "Out of what?"

Do you know how copper wire was invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny.

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What do you call 5 dead jews?

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How do they do a census in Israel?
They roll a quarter down the street.

6 million

We're going to genocide you filthy fucking evil piece of shit rat kike fucks in retribution for your innumerable crimes against humanity you fuck

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Difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza won't scream when you shove it into the oven.

Krav Maga? More like...
Krav MAGA

Hey c'mere I got you something. It's free

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Does a joke need words?

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What the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?


The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

You still here faggot op?

What do you call a bunch of jews on a train?

Whatever you want because they aren't coming back

Usually when somebody says something like that God's jewish wrath fucks them "innumerably".
Hope you got those hemorrhoids taken care of because the last thing you want is more discomfort when he decides to find a place to hide his kosher salami.

A start?

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What do you call a group of people slowly being driven out of their land, hated by the rest of the world, forced to start their own ethnostate to practice their own religion, and repeatedly having to battle muslims from raping their women and destroying their cities?

White people lolololololol

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen? 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and about 200in the ash tray.
-user

K op u asked
>god is wandering the land looking for whom to give the law
>sees viking
>god says "sven", swede hides
>sees chinaman, says "chin" chinaman hides
>sees african, says "zulu", zulu hides
>sees moses, says moses
>moses replys "yeah what do you want?")
> god says "to find a people to give my commandments to"
>moses says "commandments huh?.....how much?"
>god replies "theyre free".
>moses instantly replies : "I'll take 10"

Fucking underrated.

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

6000005

1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat, 3 in the backseat and 6 million in the ashtray.

Oh shit, never mind.

We went on a school trip and i got caught beating off in the shower block. Teacher said it ruined the whole visit to auschwitz.

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How do you get a jewish birds number? Roll up her sleeve.

Heh, good one.

Why did the jews wander the desert for 40yrs? Moses lost a shekel behind a sand dune.

What's the difference between a jew and santa claus
The direction they come out of the chimney

What's the difference between a jew and Harry potter
Harry escaped the chamber

We are going to genocide you you filthy fucking evil fucking kike piece of shit. You're actively attempting to genocide the best race of men and expect to have it go off without us rising up and commensurately wiping you the fuck out?
TO THE LAST KIKE CHILD WE WILL KILL YOU ALL

How many jews does it take to subvert western society?
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Six million

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t.schlomo goldberg

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>What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?

>The pizza doesn’t scream when it’s put in the oven!

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The Santa one got me

Q: did you hear about the Rabbi who does free circumcisions? A: He works for tips.

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Did you hear about the new Jewish car? Not only does it stop on a dime, it'll go back and pick it up.

Not bad

Come here feeshy feeeshy, heeeeere feeeshy feeeshy

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Why don’t jews eat pussy? Too close to the gas chamber.

K
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Two Jews walk into a bar. They buy it.

Holy kek

A rabbi, a priest and an imam discuss how to manage donations to their respective faith.
The priest: i draw a large circle in the ground, throw the coins in the air, and what falls into the circle is for god, and outside of it, for me.
The imam:
I draw a line on the ground facing mecca, and throw the coins in the air too.
What fall on mecca side is for god, the other for me.
The rabbi:
I just throw the coins in the air, god takes it share, and what falls on the ground is for me.

Hitler walks into a bar, and says to the bartender "today I killed 10,000 Jews, and a puppy." The bartender asks " Why did you kill the puppy? " Hitler replied "see!! No one cares about the Jews."

What's the goal of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

Q. Why do Jews have such big noses? A. Because air is free.

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

The best way to pick up jewish woman? You guessed it, a dustpan and brush

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JINX!

6 gorillion you bigot wow

Ok we know jew jokes .Black jokes. Native jokes and china jokes. Do white jokes exist?

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The Holocaust

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Why is a jews nose so big?
Because air is free.

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We say hivemind here bucko

He wins!

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Why are kikes noses so big?
Because oxygen is free!

What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe can tip.

Capped

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What's the difference between santa and jews?
Santa goes down the chimney.

What's the different between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney

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>Jews are polytheistic
>Jews pray to satan
>Jews practice magic and blood rituals
unz.com/runz/american-pravda-oddities-of-the-jewish-religion/

>Jesus to the pharisees (fathers of Judaism)

John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies."

Jews (aka those practicing Judaism) were never God's chosen people. Judaism is entirely Pharisaical which was in defiance to the Israelite mosaic belief and absolutely counter to Christianity.

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If Jews had it there way it wouldn't be for long. Just look at the beta HL2

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Kek

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The Bible prophecizes a nation of eagles will destroy the Jews.

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"Oi this is the bobby open up! We're here on a report of a pair of sides being gone, do you have a loicense for that?"

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>A CLASSIC SO GREAT IT IS WORTHY ON ALL THREADS

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Polish jokes certainly do, and we’re spread by Jews

What happens when a kike walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose.

:D

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90%, foreskins have 90% of the nerves in the dick.

What do you call a black man in a tree with a suit case

Branch manager

pollock jokes were not spread by jews.
Pollish people that came to the East Coast are fucking retards.
They still live in shit communities in NJ and are dumb as shit

What’s the difference between a cow and the holocaust?

You can’t milk a cow for 70 years.

what do you call a jew with a gas tank on his back?
addicted

and what do you call a jew with 2 gas tanks on his back?
dealer

>Do white jokes exist?
of course, americans

One day German guards raised a tall pole on the square of a concentration camp

The camp commander announced - "any prisioner who will climb on the top of this pole, will be forgotten his jewish background and released from the camp!"
Some old Jewish prisioner realised that no one can climb this pole alone, so he told his plan to his son "You will climb on my back to the top of the pole, and then you'll lift me up"
Son climbs on father's back and reaches the top of the pole
"Great!" says the father "now lift me up!"
Sonj replies "Fuck off, jew!"

Why do jews have such large noses?
because air is free.

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Ok joke, but it's too cumbersome.
>How many jews can you fit in a car?
>Depends on the size of the ash tray.
or if somebody tries it on you
>How big is the ash tray?

Got em. And /thread.

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Go away Moshi. We're having a good time at your peoples expense for once. And you're not going to stop us.

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How do you get a dirty jew clean?
-You put them in a shower.

How do you get a jew to clean?
-You turn him into soap.

Who are the brightest of all jews?
-The ones they made into lampshades.

STOP MAKING FUN OF JEWS!
My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

GET IN ZE OVEN

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>Ok we know jew jokes .Black jokes. Native jokes and china jokes. Do white jokes exist?
Polak jokes

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