WOMEN ARE STUPID THREAD

I left a tray of coconut macaroons by the couch and my dog ate them when I came back from the bathroom. It's a common mistake.

Don't be prejudice to interspecies relationships, it's 2019.

>eating food in bed

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Sorry user you aren't my type.

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Not all just most.

>implying not all women are subhumans only good for breeding

YOU JUST KNOW

Did you make a post about it on social media blaming the dog?

I will now :^|

OMG I had the EXACT same thing happen. I left a ribeye steak on the floor for 20 mins while I was doing other stuff and my dog ate it!

PROVE YOURE NOT AN AI CHAT BOT GO GO GO

>taking the bait

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Would an AI chatbot think you're retarded?

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Right about that bruh

Lol massive 420 get!

>Outwitted by a canine

How embarassing

Checked!

Whats even more embarrassing is she created a Facebook profile for her dog.
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>Dog in "Civil Union".
Pretty sure she is fucking the dog

Who's amber? Is this some chick you're banging?

Fuck no. I don't stick my dick in crazy cat ladies who are in their 30's

not all, not all, not all

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>3 mutual friends

Some crazy chick from work, eh?

thought that too for a sec
>people name dogs human names

>AI CHAT BOT
redpill me on al chat bot, is this the new ISIS?

Luckily no. I have not clue as to why i'm her FB friend actually.
I think I added her because she was selling a bong.

>Things that didn't happen
>Attention whoring cunt

Based clueless Swede with a heart of gold

This won't work because the chat bot simply won't respond. All the legit responses you'll receive will still convince you everything's A-OK.

>implying all women are stupid
>implying they aren't
faggot white knights need to leave this place

women could be smart, but they would never be able to share their smarts with anyone in a useful manner.

she fucks that dog

its probably a cat

she fucks that cat

Agreed. A dog would have demolished that entire sandwich in way less than 5 minutes.

If this would've been an actual dog he would've eaten this whole thing without a second
A dog doesn't just take "a bite" of a sandwich like that
this is a classic case of a woman making up shit on the internet

jax is her nigger bf

and most (seriously, even roasts) are smart enough to not leave food around a dog. a cat may have a frenetic mood and go for unguarded food

>be so invested in your baby simulator that you make it a normiebook page
>pour your entire personality and all of your maternal instincts into being a "dog mom"
>Have to endure the death of another surrogate child every 10 years
What a miserable existence feminism has secured for these creatures.

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All women are stupider than all men. There is not a single women in existence who is more clever or more hardworking than the shittiest dumbest man. Men have higher iq than women that is how it is.

You guys need to bump your autism up. Its clearly a dog
>it's also a little soggy where he was licking the cheese

Fuck you nigger

her nickname is "SS"

is that the cat in the bag
or is the cat OUT OF THE BAG?

its "SiS" apparently

>implying cats don't also have tongues and male pronouns

>it's also a little soggy where he was licking the cheese
Imagine normies are so disgusting they'd still eat that

licking the cheese is a cat move. maybe its yorkshire terrier or some other sub-canine

Not sure if financially retarded or a con artist.

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Dumb cunt deserves it for wasting money on subway, eat shite. Seriously, any grocery store deli sub is better that that trash
> t. college trash that had to live off 24hr subway too much

Why would you goto subway, buy a sub and take it home THEN leave it on bed. Nigger I'd eat that fucking thing as soon as I paid for it. Fucking pizza sub my nigger.

What bread do you use? Subway bread is really nice.

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Rosemary parm was always their best but after a few dozen 3am dinners with it, even that stops passing as not shit. Doesnt help that their microwave "toasting" is trash compared to quiznos or even togos

Bitch left her lunch on her bed and her fleabag ate it.

America was a mistake

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Did the dog also properly open up that bag of chips?

This post sound exactly like something a synth would say

>grocery store sub
The patricians choice

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Lol what a fucking moron you are

Dog mom will, it's just her babies germs.

It's the next iteration of Joan Donovan GUID histeria. I like it.

I mean, she does look like a qt though

>Jax is a human name
Yeah I wonder about that

wut u takin bout wite boi

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I'm surprised nobody has posted the "Dogs aren't rapists because they don't eat my dinner" thing

has no man has a large breed, can't control it, no dominant tone...see the result

Can’t believe you got that many (you)s.

Kys nigger
That good enough?

>with an animal

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Offcorse, an American.

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i wouldn't be suprised t b h

She made 'mistakes'. What's the story here?

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Swedish flag, first thought is it must be a person behaving like an animal must be a person. God you people are so blacked.

>4 out of 5 navigators on the frigate HNM Helge Ingstad are women.
>It's an advantage to have many women aboard. It immediately becomes a natural and different environment, which I look at positively, said Lieutenant Iselin Emilie Jakobsen Ophus. She is a navigation officer on the KNM Helge Ingstad.

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Pizza sub ftw

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thread sincerely disappoints. failed to deliver on the title.

Just imagine it being her boyfriend though lolol

It's always the owner's fault, seriously. How hard is it to take responsibility for simply keeping your damn food out of reach of a dog.

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Could be one of those little ratlike purse dogs that roasties are so fond of.

hi, can you tell me where the timing marks are on a 2.4t? thanks in advance.

She gives her dog that shit? It's animal abuse.

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>Subway bread is really nice.
I dont even have a face for this

Women are notorious for never disciplining their animals. I’ve known bitches that’ll let cats up on countertops or dogs eat straight from their plate.

I thought Jax was her son.

I will vennmo $5 to whoever finds which of her friends is OP