How are you spending your Valentine's Day, Jow Forums? You do have a Valentine, I hope?
How are you spending your Valentine's Day, Jow Forums? You do have a Valentine, I...
the last time I spent one with a girl was in 2012. Splurged out on a romantic lobster dinner at a really nice place.
Next year 'she forgot' and cucked me a week later.
Only a woman can truly redpill you on women.
I can suck my own dick.
Is it possible to learn this power?
getting paid and then buying some smokes first thank god and then amphetamines from a friend or picking up my script so I can snort a couple and finish up some personal projects after fucking my gf and downing a bottle of whiskey
lobster is and was for poor people
Valentine's Day is very poorly timed for single people.
Who the fuck gets into a relationship in Jan-February? Maybe the assholes who got lucky on new years and thats it.
I unironically hate women and valentines is just some corporate holiday for simps to spend money on their bitch that's cheating with Chad
inb4 incel virgin reeee
seafood isn't comparable to real meat anyways.
he doesn't like ahi tuna
Just texted with my ex, so I guess she was my valentine. Well, better luck next year i guesss.
Baking homemade sweets and relaxing with cuddles. You should express your love for your SO on any day, not just the day corporations tell you to buy overpriced cheap Chinese gifts.
it's nice and all but you're hungry again in 2 hours. Fish is an appetizer at best.
:DDDD fuggin ead ta fisd
You should express your love for your SO on any day, not just the day corporations tell you to buy overpriced cheap Chinese gifts.
What stupid relationship advice, treat your "SO" like a person, it's not a fuckin strategy game or some shit
Beating muh dik to 2d anime porn.
best day to troll women
my favourite is blackbellied angler fish.
My dad likes moray eel stew.
You do have a Valentine, I hope?
No, I'll be alone and bitter just like it has been for the entirety of my adult life.
Maybe I'll just shitpost here, maybe I'll drink.
blackbellied angler fish
good taste; we got some related ugly bastards in a couple weeks ago, delicious sons of bitches.
No i have no valentine, also don't want to spend money on a ridiculous holiday...
i'm reading threats which is more pleasant.
I made my GF a, what I think, a really thoughtful gift and I'm excited for her to open it.
Ummm...y-yeah of course I have a valentine. What do you think I am, some kind of loser or something?
most of my breakups happen in march, so good thing all the cacao goodness im buyin is only for me this year. fuck this jew day anyway, even with women this holiday is an annoying joke of high expectations
It's gonna be a blast!
Make sure you keep us updated!
I only had one Valentine’s message. It’s was from an Indonesian prostitute.
Better be a ring faggot
how much did you have to pay him for that
Not yet, just a gay ass little gift I made, she's a sucker for the sentimental crap.
I didn’t but it’s pretty shameful
Taking out my new girlfriend later for dinner and entertainment. She's perfect in every way. The problem is I just recently divorced and thought I was ready... Now I feel like I could use more time to myself and with my kids before recommitting to what will clearly be a second marriage.
I doubt I'll ever meet someone again that I'm compatible with like this, should I break up with her or embrace finally finding someone who gets me?
only women go and find themselves, the rest of us have mistresses
i will go away
Youre not serious are you? Valentine is a merchants day where people consume more, and thats it.
Go pay your alimony, faggot
my middle school/high school girlfriend is now a single mom with 3 kids (two of them black)
On a business trip solo, and even if I wasn’t I’d be alone anyway.