>be me
>be 20
>work at pet store part time while attending school
>been there a little over a year
>my cousin also worked here and helped get me the job
>when we worked we could talk shit to each other and have fun
>cousin found new job a few months ago
>apparently he had issues with one of the other employees on the morning shift
>im on afternoon shift
>cousins replacements quit every other day
>now short staffed
>come into work monday this week
>boss says someone is on the way to fill in for the shift
>i go ahead and start getting everything ready i need to wash two doggos that needed a bath
>while i did that a girl from morning shift shows up
>hear boss up front thanking her for showing up on her day off
>go up front because curious to see which morning shift girl he called in
>its a hot brunette chick with short hair i recognized but have never talked to, just see her when i clock in somedays as she is leaving
>so lucky it wasnt the fat 40 year old roastie who always brings her mixed kids to work with her
>i head to the back and start washing a little yorkshire terrier
>few minutes later anonette comes back there
>shes standing behind me looking over my shoulder as im washing doggo
>made me a bit nerveous to be honest
>look up and see shes staring at me smiling
>can see down her shirt from the collar
>she's not wearing a bra!
>holy fuck they were very nice for B's
>she sees me looking
>i got nervous
>"s-sorry i didn't mean to look" i tell her while my heart is racing
>she smiles and stands straight up
>walks towards the door to the back room and heads back out front
>see her look over her shoulder at me before leaving to the front of the store
continued
I didnt follow the Pence rule
Fucking hot
>Wall of text
Women are gay. We get it. Jow Forums doesn't need your essays. Give me a tldr
Keep it coming user.
Fuck you, your cousin, your daughter, and her soccer coach.
walk the dinosaur
>as i'm finishing up with first doggo, i hear steps heading to the back room
>look up and see its the boss
>boss says "hey user can i talk to you for a sec?"
>expecting him to ask for a small favor i say "sure boss"
>boss asks me to to come to his office for a minute
>kinda unusual but not a big deal
>leave doggos in back room and close door on the way out
>head to office with boss
>see anonette talking with a lady and her kids while they look at cats
>she looks up and sees me while me and boss walk across the store to his office
>gives me the thumbs up gesture
>uhh ok
>get to bosses office
>he says to close the door and take a seat
>tells me "user we received a complaint about your behavior"
>says "we as a company cannot tolerate sexual harrassment but as you are a great employee and the person who filed the complaint is generous and kind, we will have you go home for the day but return tomorrow with a written apology"
>i didnt know what to say
>i sat there with a blank look on my face but my mind was racing
>boss could see i was confused but rather than explain in detail he merely asked me to leave again this time more stern
>i couldnt believe this shit happens in real life
>i get in my car and call my cousin
>tell him what happened
>he knows exactly which girl i was talking about
>says he dated her for a while but she was crazy and he broke it off
>i was pissed now
>i just got in trouble because this slut was pissed at my cousin
>fuck that shit, i got to work on my carefully constructed well written "apology" letter
>took a few hours but i had written a masterpiece
>brought it to work the next day as asked
continued
OP is a fag for not having this pre typed.
Next time deny everything and dont look at women retard.
Also delete this #meetoo thread.
What does you long boring faggoty story have to do with politics and why haven’t you killed yourself?
I suspect we’re about to find out.
If this doesn't end with you coming to work in short shorts I dont care tbqh.
4:1 story ends in bel air
>he cant control his sexual urges
Get fucked OP
never apologize
>well written "apology" letter
that's a confession, you fuckin moron
never, ever do this
Yeah, his first mistake was admitting to her he looked. You can often look, and they know but won’t say anything.
Mods what the fuck are you doing?
> blah.blah blah and then i signed my confession.
>sitting in parking lot before my shift
>nervous, pacing around my car
>5 page god tier apology in hand
>10 minutes till i have to clock in
>heart is pounding, they have no earthly idea what is about to happen
>i put my cigarette out and walk to the door
>see boss and morning shift including the brunette standing around talking when i get inside
>they all look at me then turn their heads showing they had obviously just been talking shit about me
>for the me i am today, it was mere water off a raincoat
>i approach the boss and hold up my 5 page apology
>he reaches for it casually but i pull back
>he looks a bit surprised and i ask " do you mind if i read this out loud before morning shift leaves, thikind of thing can be very damaging to a reputation and would like the chance to really apologize heart to heart with my co-workers"
>he almost protested but a few women there started agreeing and wanted to hear my apology
>i ask them to gather around
>when i have their divided attention i clear my throat and begin to read aloud
>"This letter is a formal apology to all those involved" i began
>"a situation arose in this store that led to inappropriate actions which made other employees be made to feel insecure and objectified" i continued
>i had their full attention now
continued
Here is how you handle this if you aren't a retard. You look but don't draw attention to it by commenting. If you do decide to be a retard and comment, then you vehemently deny any and all allegations to your boss and don't apologize because that is admitting fault. Retard.
>s-sorry i didn't mean to look
pathetic beta cuck
The plot thickens, this is getting good, I'm hooked. You pull out the guns and they all die Indiana jones style looking at your dick.
>anonette gets called in early on her day off to help op
>"ugh all op's cousin did was talk about how fucking awkward he is around girls when we dated. This is going to be awkward "
>manager:"look just do me this favor. He hasn't done anything to anyone here"
>"fine"
>fast forward to shift
>she wakes up early, her dog chews a hole in her one clean bra and the others are in the washing machine
>"fuck fuck FUCK I'M GOING TO BE LATE"
>rushes out without bra, gets to work 5 minutes late
>manager: "sleep in again?"
>"Haha oops" (fuck you asshole)
>op comes in and starts being weird
>anonette goes into another room and starts trying to look busy
>after 3 minutes or so op walks in, soaking wet and ogling her
>"I'M SoRrY FOR LOOKING"
>(wtf is he talking about)
>he's staring right down her shirt and rubbing his groin
>nervous smile, beeline to boss's office
>tells story
>"okay, look. Don't go to hr. I'll deal with user, work the rest of both your shifts and give you the day off with pay."
>agrees
>op's story begins
>OP is a beta faggot who is forced to apologize to his cuck boss and bow to his vaginally inclined overloads at his shitty meme job.
this better be worth it OP . Its 7 am. precious time
Keep goin fren
maybe his appology will be sorta red pilled, let’s see
Damn my autism-o-meter is going off the charts OP. Have fun with that
i like the groin part. Very good. Do your version plesase? i think OP is going to blow it
go on niggermutt
inb4 he writes down the entire 5 pages letter with his slow ass typing skills
Let the man finish!
>Now THAT is how you walk the dinosaur.
>is attractive enough to actually get alone with a girl at all
>complains about it
This is why I hate normalfags.
pre-write it next time you fucking double nigger
Fuck off I want to read the whole thing.
Itt: shit that never happened.
Go faster OP, you fucking slut.
You cucks stick together huh?
OP is clearly typing with only his index fingers
nerd rage is a real thing
>"s-sorry i didn't mean to look"
who the fuck says that
I stare up my gf all the time and she likes it.
And mini doggo shits on her face while everyone is gang banging her while she's begging for user's attention.
>He looks at her and says, "You know who I am? You really want to know who you're fucking with."
>Everybody stops and looks at user, the boss is shocked, jaw dropped and the anonette is gasping anime style.
>user looks walks out of doggo store freeing all the hostage doggos and other poor creatures. He walks to his car swiftly and says "may allah have mercy on you all."
>Boom
Im sorry for looking? Yeah you acted fucking creepy. You gave her no choice, retard. If you didn't say that this wouldn't have happened. And why does she make you nervous? Please neck yourself.
This has been discussed before.
Write your boring fanfic out before posting.
Leaving this thread, let's go boys.
>i continued my apology
>"yesteday at work we were short staffed when the boss decided to call in someone to fill in"
>"when that person arrived she stood over my shoulder to purposely show me her raggedy tits" i say in a disgusted tone
>everyone gasped
>boss starts saying "a-user wai-"
>i cut him off more loudly now "the boss here thought it would be a good idea to bring this slut to our shift after my cousin broke up with her so he can have a chance at fucking this roastie"
>brunette stares at boss like he's a pervert
>everyone else stares too
>boss is stuttering to defend himself, i had hit the nail on the head
>"this beta faggot thought he could fuck my cousins sloppy seconds but what he didnt know is this slut wants my cousin still and is using him for the beta faggot he is"
>boss stepped forward but pointed my finger at him and yelled in the voice of the old gods "sit there and keep your faggot fuck flaps closed nigger or ill break your fucking face!"
>he froze in place as everyone got quiet
>i had his pussy heart in my hand
>"it also should be noted that Carol fucks niggers in her car in the parking lot all the time at night"
>carol had angry roastie face
>"while we're at it, Francis offered to suck my cock once last yead because he thought i would fall for his faggot grooming"
>Francis looked around pretending to be innocent but we all knew he was a faggot
>"whats more is that Crystal has stolen money from the store and also a cat"
>they were already turning on each other and pointing fingers
>their confusion i quickly lock eyes on brunette whore
>she was looming around like some sort of victim
continued
about goddamn time
Betas.
Based
Jesus this is cringe fanfic. Kys yourself op.
fake and gay. An autistic slow-typer like you would never have the balls to say any of this, but I am emotionally invested now, so please continue. and hurry the fuck up
Could you type any fucking slower?
your mom when i take off my pants
Why did you waste our time with such a shitty fake story
this
Didn't happen
I’ll take things that never happened for 1000 Alex.
Sage.
>Straight up saying "Niggers" and anyone actually listening to what you have to say after that point
Nono OP, to write a fake greentext, you actually have to understand how normalfags work and act.
Now gone full blown absurd and unrealistic, but still amusing.
very cute, but what prompted you to post it?
it's fake but I like it
It was believable until this point. Now its just a fanfic
Can you yanks just nuke Canada already please? They're so fucking cringe worthy, I get embarrassed for them.. It's like the nerdy ginger at school trying to be cool and talk shit.
>doggo
Just stop
Not even a good larp
what is this from?
Maybe if we give them the Japan treatment they'll start producing anime
Fake and gay. But please continue.
You're just salty because I beat you to telling him to kill himself faggot
HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU SLOW AS FUCK RETARD, YOU ARE PROBABLY A PHONEPOSTER JUST LIKE THAT BOOMER FAGGOT FROM YESTERDAY
You are not just a cuck, but stupid too. " TEACHERRRR! Billy colored outside the lines!" Calling the mods, crybabying, not saging, not just ignoring, and not realizing what this has to do with politics. You are why this country is in the state it is in.
My point (assuming this shitty fairytale actually happened) is if he wasn’t a cuck and didn’t feel like he did anything wrong, he wouldn’t have put a second of work into writing an apology in the first place. He would have told his boss at his shitty part time job to get fucked.
You wouldn't want our anime it's be full of trannies, chinks and pajeets.
While we're dicking on OP for being a slow typing fag, what exactly is the Pence rule?
t. Semi-New Fag
Imagine . . .
>Being OP
>Fantasy is saying roastie and nigger in front of people to feel like a bad ass
KYS OP
I cant even recall such a thing and ive been here since 2008
Never be alone with a woman.
Dont be solo with a woman who isn't your wife.
Pence won’t ever be one on one with a woman he isn’t related to. Good rule.
Doggo washing related
Would anyone outside of the chans know what a roastie is?
I got a story OP
>be in college
>become personal friends with professor
>ask professor if I can rape him
>"user, it's not rape if I say yes"
>prof it's just courteous rape, it was going to happen either way
>both have an autistic giggle at everyone's awkward expense
>prof walks out
>girl comes up to me and says "do you think rape is funny?"
>yes I think rape is hilariously funny because it's so incredibly cruel and evil and the fact something that abhorrent exists today is funny to me
>"why do you think rape is funny user?"
>I just explained
>"no you haven't"
>go into autistic mode and just say RAPE repeatedly
>she storms out of the room
>prof comes back and pulls me out
>"hey user I stopped so and so from going to the other staff over something you may have said, tell me what you said and I'll help you apologize for now, she's supposedly a rape victim survivor"
>play the game
>prof is retired detective, I am private investigator
>discover she had alleged rape at someone in the past and criminally it went no where because there was plenty of evidence to the contrary
>she then had private investigation firm try to investigate the alleged rapist to sue him in civil court and even he bailed because of the glaring evidence to the contrary
>I start making autistic rape jokes again
>she threatens to tell people about what I'm saying
>do it faggot
>she tells people that I was making fun of her for being raped
>say it's a lie and we have proof she's a liar
>prof and I unload everything from police report to private investigator dropping her as a client
>she goes silent, "i've been found out" mode
>nothing happens to me
>she drops out
and that's how before I had developed proper social skills to avoid getting into trouble I lucked out and made a lifelong friend and avoided getting fucked over by a fake rape victim
There's a really cute Chinese version of this, have you seen it ?
True
>seeing her victim status on display set off primal triggers
>i felt the rage of the entire genecidal white race surge within my blood
>boss steps forward again this time reaching for my shoulder i presume to try and push me out of the store
>didnt matter, he was a onions goy and francis was his only backup who is a faggot
>i snapped
>i grabbed his pussy fingers and broke three of them in one swift movement
>he hit the floor crying in pain
>i stomped his face with one massive drop and he was out or dead, i wasnt sure
>francis ran away to the back to call the cops
>the women were screaming
>i didnt care, fuck all of them, the herd goes too
>i lunged forward and drove a fist of the war god into crystals nose
>she flew back a few meters into some dog cages, perfect place for her
>turning too fast for Carol to react i snatched the nigger lover up by her stringy meth head dog hair pulling her in close
>i spit in her face then proceeded to push my thumbs into her eye sockets
>her screams were making my cock erect but i wouldnt fuck a race traitor
>i just shoved here eyes to her socket because she was blind anyways if she thought niggers were attractive
>brunette user was hiding but i could smell her
>i saw francis peeking around the door way of the office staring at me, he slammed the door shut when he saw what i had done
>nowhere for brunette to run
>i walked to the cat area and started pulling down the large stacks of cat food bags
>i hear a startled whimper 2 stacks down
>i walk slowly towards it
continued
Thanks, thats actually a really good rule to follow.
Fuck off back to the mainland stinky chinky
(you)
haha fucking duh. why do you even have that though?
wew fucking lad
niggersage
kick a dodgeball at this fucking pigeon for a good effect
So...like..only threesomes and gangbangs ?
fuck, i love it leafe. much better than OP 10/10 hilarious, relatable, real. Fuck niggers honk honk
It gets better and better, dabs on rape.
Sage
are they eating the dog? share please