Jow Forums humor thread

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>haha all your problems are fictional
>the KKK are entirely fictional too
>so are nazis
>so is charlotte's ville
>so is the glass ceiling
>so is police brutality
>so is everything
Wanna know why? This meme.

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Kek, lost
Nice meme

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>haha all your problems are fictional
>the KKK are entirely fictional too
>so are nazis
>so is charlotte's ville
>so is the glass ceiling
>so is police brutality
none of these would exist today if niggers could be civilized

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how the fuck does 4 happen

Based leaf

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Zip tie i think. She tightened it while removing her hand.

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This.

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That fat bitch deserved to die and the left deserves to lose her for attacking James's car.

Niggers have no chill and that's why even though you're only 13% of the population you commit 50% of violent crime. Cops are constantly on edge around "normal" niggers because none of you can ever just fucking cooperate with questioning. You HAVE to chew up English and spit it out with an attitude anytime someone asks you anything and you wonder why cops and your own women hate you.

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Nice. Is this Oc?

Lost

it doesn't. its also easier for the girl to rip her bathing suit and hold it where she ripped it

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kek someone has to make a map about being a kike

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>panel 19
Lost

Kek

I chuckled. Thank you.

>the KKK are entirely fictional too
lol there are like 5000 KKK members in the world lmao niggers kill that number of each other in a few months

kek

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Leftists are only honest when they're being sarcastic. What a horrible affliction to have.

The snizz up which the snuke was snuck

Saw this today on /b/

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>the side effect is that you get cancer from the chemicals
imagine meeting someone and you hit it off but then some dumb cunt's meme straw misfires and suddenly you have to deal with cops and the drink is tested etc.
>false positives will ruin lives more often than some dumb slut will get raped.

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t. Mickey Finn

>Big Beautiful Wall
>Actually Artistic Steel Slats MADE IN PENNSYLVANIA
>Actually Bollard Fencing
>Actually Chest-High Chicken Wire
>Actually The Wall is Our Resolve as a Nation to Deport Illegals
>Actually the Wall is a Concept of Allowing Illegals to be Citizens

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You're greentexting wrong.

Can't be accused of spiking drinks if you never leave the house.

I cry everytim

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if you expect to meet a good woman at a bar, you shouldn't be procreating at all

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Classic

Laughed on this one.

>making fun of niggers for 2 hours was an entire genre of mainstream entertainment for generations

America before 1920 was truly a based place.

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Goddamn it

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Commie fucks

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Kek.
Peace be with you, dear phonefag. It's so much easier to read screenshots from the mobile site.

Isnt that anderson cooper?

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>kkk
The Klan is like 900 old larpers and fbi agents and hasnt killed anyone in two generations
>muh not-zees
>charlottesville
So? The left has protests too
>so is the glass ceiling
>so is police brutality
>so is everything
??

that station is a restaurant now

Oooh imagine the texture
imagine the secret sauce

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You forget that most women are retarded. If she sees you drop the key in the box then she most likely will do as the pic indicates

Mmm no sweetie, it weren't a commies who supported israel creation at first point, so not these leftist cuckolds are.

>hasnt killed anyone in two generations
Is this true? (Genuinely interested.)

kek. good new one.

> cable bike lock
Unless it's a $150 lock you can break the mechanism with tension alone. 0/10 not realistic.

Having gone through this it doesn't feel that great. Eight years later and I still don't want to think about it.

She's a tiny girl, not a big guy

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>KKK
Response to white southerns being disenfranchised by northerners and having niggers unleashed on their society

>nazis
Response to jews overplayi g their hand in the weimar republic and trying to destroy Germany in the 40s

>Charlottesville
Response to jews overplaying their hand in modern America and trying to implement global white genocide

FUCK, lost

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All that matters is puppy had a good life

> when machine learning already sounds more like it was written by a human than Chelsea

That's not what's worst about it.
Some men (!) found they could implement it into a nail polish that women could use to check their drink - dipping their finger and if it changed color, it was spiked.
They were critizied because they were men, and it shouldn't be up to women to protect themselves, but rather men to stop spiking drinks.
And when the women in picture made it into straws, they are hailed as heroes.
Etc

For you

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>tattoo

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Wow your care and concern for subhumans makes you seem extra empathetic and intelligent pause not!

I met my wife at a rave faggot, get fucked with your false sense of certainty.

this one always rustles the jimmies

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>charlotte's ville

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Can't even spell shiet n shiet man whadda fug nigga shiet

wow cause your aggression about your degenerate gf being a good person will make her one

That's nice but, personally I'm not into chicks who have taken miles of dick from multitudes of guys :^)

more jimmie rustlers

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Snickerdoodle swasticas can I come over

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This redeemed albania.

Does one of the twins boyfriend get 2 for 1 head?

fuck you, fuck you for bringing feels to a Jow Forums humor thread you heartless faggot. die a slow painful lonely suicide

why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

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B-but muh 5d chess...

this has probably happened 100s of times to the point that they've Developed an "Anti Streisand Effect" where we just want to Hurt of the Truth to Go Away

All races have problems, yours isn't special
The KKK was founded by Democratic progressives
there are like 3000 total card carrying nazis left
charlottesville was a psyop
glass ceiling is actual bullshit, if obama can become president, you can do anything
police brutality is real, but more whites are shot than blacks