Captain Marvel is gonna beat the shit out of Thanos while all the other White Male super heros failed.
Black Panther is gonna win the best picture Oscar as well.
Your attempts to sbaotage this film will fail
Jaxson Hill
Camden Turner
#killallwhitemales
Jordan Hughes
>a woman is gonna beat THANOS
Oliver Taylor
Who gives a flying fuck.
Hudson Wilson
Childrens movies are for children
Hunter Turner
$0 shekels from me KIKES
See you cunts at the showers SOON.
Michael Scott
>caring about cape-shit
Jayden Miller
Congratulations on all your fictitious accomplishments.
Don't forget to have a shower this year.
Bentley Nguyen
Uh, yeah. And she’s gonna grab his purple cucumber and say, “I’m a nasty woman!”
Caleb Cox
She's so powerful she is able to take down the mighty MCU with a single film
Carter Rodriguez
>went from 180 million opening box office to 100 million
Sorry what was that loser?
Liam Collins
No one is even talking about this stupid movie other than these fake pr articles.
Easton Davis
Sabatoge would require giving a shit.
Joshua Russell
But the only ones trying to sabotage that movie are the people making it?
Thomas Hall
I predicted Anthem will be a total flop, and i was right.
I predicted cpt Marvel will be a flop, then forgot about the movie even existing, and im pretty sure ill be right about it, too.
Oh, and netflix canceling Punisher was a good idea, this show was nothing else than 50 minute long sessions of curing insomnia.
Just turn it on and you fall asleep in 5 minutes.
Jaxon Wood
>Captain Marvel is gonna beat the shit out of Thanos while all the other White Male super heros failed.
Fictional woman is better at x than fictional men. This means something.
Nathan Martin
>for sexist keyboard warriors out there
I'm sorry, I have no desire whatsoever to watch women in a combat I film. It's bad enough watching how horribly Hollywood fucks up depictions of war and violence when attempting to make a serious film, having to watch women take on such an unnatural and ridiculously unrealistic role is, well.. whatever just hurry up and call me an incel already. I fucking hate all of you.
Ryder Wilson
Fuck this satanic brainwashing
Landon Fisher
>put away childish things when a boy becomes a man
go lift faggot, you're family is worried about you
Carter Perry
Dont go to the movie. Hurt their income. Simple.
Luis Martinez
If you're creating or bumping threads about superheroes, you're effectively a shill.
Ian Sanchez
Kill all capeshit loving npc's just kill them all
Oliver Fisher
$90.7 Trillion.
That’s a lof of Welfare.
Chase Evans
cant wait to not go to the cinema for the new star wars movie and then read leftists cry in the media about patriarchy not wanting to watch a mary sue wave a laser sword around.
at least mark hamill is a troll master, his facebook feed with TLJ memes are hilarious, he knows the movie was total diarrhea.
Noah Bell
>Hollywood
>film
>awards
Absolutely no self respecting American gives a fuck about the industry at all. It's high time we ditch tech and actually spend quality time with our friends and families. Television and movies are easily replaced with outdoor hobbies, board games, dice, and playing cards. Encourage everyone you know to adopt these views. Maybe real change will present itself...or just sit on your ass indoors everyday stuffing Fucking junkfood in your fatass faces while you stare at flashing lights and sounds like a hypnotized rat.
Wyatt White
probably nuDisney's plan, they are pushing the stronk womyn shit hard, makes me sad to see what (((they))) are doing to Walt's dream
Joshua Young
pretty sure Thanos teleported out with a hole in his chest from Thor's axe.
Jackson Bennett
Underrated
Cooper Harris
This.
OP is a Hollywood Jew hiding behind a memeflag.
Carson Morales
Walts gonna be pissed when they thaw his head.
Brody Lee
I am a normie so hear me out.
Look. This is not going to happen. It will fail, just like ghostbusters. Black Panther was good because the cast did not bring politics into this. People watch movies in order to relax and have fun, and get away from life and politics for those 2-3 hours. We don't want edutainment anymore. Why don't you understand this? Why don't you people do the correct thing and make movies like blade and Wonder Woman? Since you are trying to create hype based on something not related in the movie, one can assume that you are selling publicity without substance.
I don't understand what your mentality is. Did you seriously come here to pat yourself on your back? What kind of an empty life you lead that you have to virtue signal to people in order to feel great about fighting in a fictional war?
Life isn't complicated. Relax and stop thinking about others when you are incapable of doing anything constructive about them.
Lincoln Lewis
>we want the Ghostbusters audience
keep digging that grave, morons.
David Scott
Someone post her feet
James Cruz
probably flat and boring, just like her ass and face.
Levi Brooks
>Fictitious Woman
>Fictitious Power
>Fictitious Universe
>Fictitious Feat
>Fictitious Body
>Unrealistic expectations
>Unrealistic self perception
>Unrealistic self esteem
Shes The Marvel-Man 2 : Thanos Buttslut Boogaloo
William Reyes
No one here cares about your garbage cape shit either way. Stop trying to stir up fake controversy as a shield for incompetence.
Jack Green
>little girls need to see this!
>please help children!
>what a great cause!
>we're totally not desperate!
>this is nothing like pozzed ghostbusters!
they smell their own failure already
Jacob Garcia
No one cares about this movie and if they use her in Endgame to just swoop in and fuck Thanos while everyone else watches from the sidelines, you'll get a backlash that makes TLJ's look tame.
Lincoln Richardson
I just wanted to watch movies and have fun and these fucking bastards hate me. I’m stick of it, I’m sick of everything being politicised. I know it’s kinda cringe to go on about “muh feminism” but will these bitches just shut the fuck up. I used to like the idea of inclusion but at this point, I want a white male space where everyone else has to fuck off because I’m tired of their constant bullshit. Just stfu, they’ve already won. They have everything they want, but it’s nevee enough. It has to be every single minute of our life’s, virtue signalling and pandering and apologising. I’m sick of it.
Joseph Green
The should have gotten someone pretty
She looks average
Lucas Morris
Is this some sort of marketing thing? Nobody cares about this movie.
Brandon Powell
>public enemy number one
>stars in superhero movie
Liam Butler
Not any more. Now that failing to have sex with a woman that wants to have sex with you is "neglect rape," even if she said "no" in the first place, it's only a matter of time before failing to go to a movie that the producers want you to watch is declared "economic treason," even if they said you shouldn't watch it because it's not for your gender/race/other demographic grouping.
Nicholas Thompson
>Supposedly this utter badass that Nick Fury has on speed dial
>Going to show up and none of the fucking heroes ever heard of her.
I'd rather have her as an udder badass
Brandon Myers
I'll go watch Shazam instead. Looks fun.
Camden Clark
>he doesn't know
Aiden Myers
whoever put that together did a great job
James Rivera
>A fictional character is going to beat another fictional character.
Parker Baker
Tim Pools closed due to AIDS
Oliver Robinson
How's that big toenail still attached?
Jason Cruz
>1 post by this ID
neck yourself shareblue shill sage
Samuel Baker
my fucking god
who in 2019 still pay for watch movies?
Jaxon Ross
I haven’t seen a movie in a theatre in almost 4 years. My sister went out and bought tickets for our whole family to go see this shit movie on opening night. How the fuck do I get out of going?
My sister is actually pretty based and can see through almost all feminist bullshit but somehow got roped into this Avengers cape shit. How do I not go without offending her?
Justin Wilson
>shes my age
Anthony Brooks
We don't care about stupid dying cinema titles.
Scram please.
Carson Lopez
just dont go
I went to see alita cuz into the ova back when. good flick. surprising amount of violence for pg13
Jaxon Cooper
>Brie toes
Nicholas Reyes
Andrew Wood
Jack Thompson
Doubt it. Good luck with that cringepost though.
Lucas Hill
He repairs it with the time stone as he teleports away with the space stone
Michael Flores
Jonathan Cox
why?
Levi Gonzalez
Easton Clark
even when healthy they're still crypt keeper hooves
Jayden Perry
>this is Brie Larson at 27 years old
>body of an osteoarthritic 50 year old
>toes of a rotting mummified corpse
>manface
>3-4/10 who acts like she's a 9/10
ohnonono
Daniel Rogers
This shit isnt important....unless you make it an issue... Which im sure some certain someone's would love...
Dylan Johnson
>the Hollyjew is scared for his bottom line
kek. umad we're hitting you in the pocket now? maybe this is why the left is endorsing socialism now that we can use capitalism against you cunts
Jaxson Johnson
Samuel Lopez
Death to cape shit, only onions care about this trash
Colton Thomas
Yikes. Her face and body isn't that special but how can a woman screw up even her own toenails???
Alexander Thomas
Don't be silly, user, it's not welfare. It's a (mostly) civilized ethnostate with strict border control, abundant natural resources, and most importantly, (((nobody))) to screw it up. He's in charge of it all, of course he's rich.
Blake Smith
>90.7 trillion
and literally 0 of that is liquid asset unless he wants to start selling his homeland to the huwhite man
niggers BTFO
John Gray
Well they're right about one thing. She has gotten so ugly in recent years. I'm not breaking out in hives but I could have gone without knowing this. Thanks OP you giant fag.
Jordan Baker
Yeah bruh, shit's insane. She's only 2 years older than me (and those pics are from 2 years ago, so that was her at my current age). I have to wonder what sort of lifestyle you have to live full of partying, booze, drugs, etc all day every day in order to look like that.
Take care of your bodies, anons.
Daniel Flores
Yeah just imagine all of the kids that watched iron man in elementary school now they are in high school or college waiting for the epilogue to finish and what they get after a decade of waiting is a literal female sjw that comes in at the very end of the build up and ends up beating up everyone with no effort or struggle. There might be a scene where thanos will get a few punches on her for dramatic effect then she’ll get angry and beat the fuck out of him.
Also imagine being a comic fan and this is where they decide to go from the original story. Fuck Disney and fuck marvel
Dylan Gray
as women approach 30 they lose their looks. guys dont have that problem.
Gabriel Brooks
it takes a lot of creativity and imagination to think up a successful african country is why bp is getting best picture.
Oliver Kelly
why do people still care about these movies? they are fucking awful.
Zachary Scott
Sounds accurate, but only because it's so dumb and short sighted a woman might try it. Let's force people who would otherwise have ignored our turkey to watch it, what could possibly go wrong? People wouldn't just go on the internet and make videos lambasting it would they?
Evan Cook
If it's a free ticket, just go m8. You can confirm how tediously mediocre it is on /tv/ afterwards. FWIW the preview audiences liked the bits with the cat in it, and were embarrassingly silent about absolutely everything else.
>sabotage
Is this addressed at Brie? Because the only person sabotaging this movie is Brie with her inability to stop making racist and sexist comments at the press junkets. Imagine if that dude who played Aquaman gave press conference after press conference where he berated niggers and chinks, and then for good measure had a right old go at women. How many niggers, chinks or women would be interested in seeing his show after that? Well, same shit for the demographics Brie can't shut the fuck up about. I ain't giving you any of my white male money for this shit Disney, what the fuck? How the fuck is this bullshit even legal?
Joseph Campbell
Is that a might and Magic char pic?
Nathan Martinez
Are they really thinking it's some kind of truly EMPOWERING thing that fictional woman will defeat fictional male? I engage in lots of escapism, sure, but I just can't understand the religious obsession leftists have about fiction.
Nolan Rivera
Even with that in mind, Larson is aging horrifically. I know plenty of women her age that actually look like they're in their 20s rather than looking like a decrepit 45 year old
Nolan Gray
>knowing anything about capeshit lore
Gtfo you stupid faggot
Ryan Russell
It's what socialists do.
>take control of the means of production away from the customers and give it to the workers
>workers start producing stuff nobody wants to buy, because they can
>money runs out
>socialists can't admit they were wrong
>form police state to force evil customers to buy what glorious workers produce
>becomes Not Real Socialism
Adam Watson
bad genes i guess
she was never that attactive to begin with, maybe a 12/30
James Campbell
>Yeah just imagine all of the kids that watched iron man in elementary school now they are in high school or college waiting for the epilogue to finish and what they get after a decade of waiting is a literal female sjw that comes in at the very end of the build up and ends up beating up everyone with no effort or struggle. There might be a scene where thanos will get a few punches on her for dramatic effect then she’ll get angry and beat the fuck out of him.
i fuckin' hate this comic book shit, but i pray for this to happen so much, it would be glorious.
imagine the global redpilling.
Colton Perez
She prefers meth to cocaine
Jackson Miller
Adam Ortiz
Honestly I would have put her in mid to late thirties
It's hard to believe she's my age
Caleb Cook
>12/30
weird flex, but okay. Yeah, her face is probably slightly below average, but what really gets me is her body. Look at the pictures of her in the dress. She's hunched over like an old lady with spinal degeneration. She has zero healthy muscle tone. Her body reminds me of that of my 60 year old aunt. It's crazy
Jordan Foster
Agreed hopefully it will be another gamergate to the audience but I doubt it since people are that brainwashed
Brandon Torres
that body is made of spare parts its sort of fascinating in a dark way
Gavin Barnes
We all know Scott Lang and Tony Stark alone have a much bigger role in the film.
John Peterson
kys
Nathan Thompson
At Disney HQ
>Trying to figure out a good way to kill off thanos
>None of the existing characters can pull it off
>James Gunn comes out of his cage that he was put in for being a bad goy
>"L-l-le-leets just add a new strong mary sue woman who was never planed to be a part of every thing at the last second".
>"I-i-i-i-i mean it worked for Star wars didn't it?"
>"GENIUS"
Austin Reed
>Black Panther is gonna win the best picture Oscar as well.
Who gives a shit?
Jacob Gomez
Why does Hollywood always assume whatever they are working on is somehow important to the world.
It is a fucking CAPE movie!!!
It needs to have sexy women, strong men, clearly defined good and bad guys and explosions.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MOVIE!!!
Andrew Brown
>When the wall hits you harder than even Ellen Page
That granny thing is younger than me fuck