OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: REAL ROBERTS EDITION

For me, it's Carrie Keagan

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she's using a cane and still shooting meth. keep it classy SC

She daddy proud

What's up with Warwick and fat chicks?

THOT PATROLLED

>injecting meth
what could possibly go wrong

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He was probably a crackhead and his coalburner turned him onto meth.

Thot patrol in full effect.

Good job officer short face

>Dogs celebrating the roastie got arrested

PATROLLED.

cannot go outside into the elements

putting on blubber for the winter.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Its all of rhode island.

It's a shame they're not summarily executed.

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>kaoorrrborrated

major milkers right there

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Makes me thirsty.

Did he die?

jesus the 22a is heavy....

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How do I become a cop if I was a stoner in the past?

no it's just airsoft

No, just a headache. He was alright after some Advil

there was another girls poop in the house so she went crazy.

Chances of another coalburner?

Depends on what city.

>THERES KIDS IN HERE!

dont find my (insert anything illegal)

Girls dont poop so hes lying

nah, he rolled a nat 20

im married mang a random white girl done come up in my house mang

do you have a record?

Nobody gets revenge like a woman. False weapons call over a little bit of jealousy. Women don't give a fuck.

LMAO HE JUST HANDED THE BLACK COP FREE WEED TO GET OFF FREE

geez bill...2 pistols?

No.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SIR

BELIEVE ALL WAMEN

Tell the truth. Let them know you used to smoke back in the day but got your life in order. Thats what they're looking for if you lie and they find out you're done

ofc they cut away when the noggers start chimping

three, one handed it.

I was considering being a cop at one point. Every cop I talked to (state police and locals) said it's not a big deal as long as you're honest. This is Connecticut though.

You don't wanna be a cop, bro. All you're gonna be doing is dealing with junkies who can give you disease, people who lie right to your face, and terrible shifts. Better ways to make union bucks.

we're eventually going to have presidents that blazed up (God help us)

I used to live in Bridgeport. What a fucking zoo.

We already did. Pretty sure Obama admitted at least weed use, and I think blow too.

She was a jahova WITNESS.

I am prior infantry though. Got a degree in a fucking awesome field but have to live in my hometown where there's no work in my field, and I need the excitement. I can't deal with the boring shit everyone else has to do around here.

yea the day/night shift swings for 12hrs are brutal and hard to get used to
half the month youre on day shit
the other half youre on night shift

idk how cops do that

So just like working in a kitchen but with better pay and less of a chance of getting stabbed?
I'm in.

Just make sure you stay out of Bridgeport. Darien seems so easy nothing but busting parents who give their kids beer.

Just be aware of what you're getting into. There's a whole lot of ugliness that you need to deal with if you're a cop. There's a reason why they get paid what they do.

Nigga Obama was in the Choom Gang

Maybe join a security contractor for overseas work for big bucks

Ah, fuck, if that's what you're doing cop life is a big upgrade. Restaurant work is the worst. Godspeed, officer.

I could get numerous dream jobs in my meme field by moving away. A cop is the only job where I can feel fulfilled in my shit town.

>i thought he had a gun
>Why
>Hes black

Good grief, toll booth must be backed up tonight

How in the fuck does this black guy sound so white?

>a third fucking coalburner
Grim night.

Then move, stupid. Your mommy will still love you even if you're not still suckling at her teet.

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"Im a little slow"
Fucking lol

>oh his kids
>they're still niggers?
>still could have a gun

>Toll Night
good grief

Top kek!

Jesus Christ why would he ever dick this girl

It's my kid's mommy, and my kid dipshit.

Quick to the black dick tho

>she's fat
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

>Good grief, toll booth must be backed up tonight
Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes

Burn the coal, pay the muthafucking toll.

Hes black

Kek, fucking avengers on the tv.

She crazy. Pulled her own hair out. Made up the whole thing.

he got revitiligo

Coal burning edition

KEK AVENGERS PLAYING ON THE TV

This time it's the black guy paying the toll.

Niggers don't discriminate, a warm hole is a warm hole. If you had trash white women throwing themselves at you, you would too, don't even front.

She pulled her own hair

Alright. You win. Enjoy cop life, donut brah.

this

Weez black ...You understand wyt

After a few bad weeks in a row, this is a pretty good episode

>Avengers
>Not Black Panther

Based and blackpilled

I got you guys covered.

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THICC

oh jesus another one?

Da took my MAGA hat mufucker.

Das a lot of blood