I suddenly want to eat my girlfriends ass.
Anal-play never really appealed to me but after having a girlfriend for a few months, it seems more sexy and intimate now.
I’ve mentioned it to her and she used to always say absolutely no to anal sex or analingus but now she said it’s not a hard no.
Why do I want to do this now?
How can I get her to be more open to it?
my girlfriend really thinks its hot and its literally euphoria watching how much she loves it hahaha
Its a literal shithole. Its where human waste comes from and all gross stuff like fecal bacteria concentrate. Stop watching so much porn and stop trying to corrupt your perfectly normal gf.
We're all meat with meat for brains so it's okay to stick your meat into another person and slam their meaty poo hole, just sayin
Its not okay and even if its different than "eating" a literal shithole covered with faecal matter
I mean you literally clean it before and it literally it does feel really good if you do it right.
Even if you clean it its full of unseen shit particles and bacteria
>unseen shit particles and bacteria
if your girlfriend loves it and it makes her feel really good then why not ?
Because I'm not a shit-eater and I know other ways of pleasing my girl than consuming her shit
don't knock it till you try it , at least anal. That way you don't have to "consume" anything
When you have a girl to please, let us know
Imagine being so pussywhipped that you willingly eat shit
I'm with this user, if you fuck your girlfriend in the ass, you might as well have a boyfriend.
men and an anus have a lot in common, they're both assholes
if your girlfriend wants that and its her thing then why chastise her and make her feel bad for wanting it? IF its clean or as clean as you can get , and it makes your girlfriend happy then why the fuck not ?
What are you look for from us, exactly? Some psychic trick to manipulate her? Fucking communicate with your partner.
Give her the nice joker poker. We live in a society user. So you go for some foreplay and just slightly tickle her bumhole a bit. She how she responds. Ticket that bootyhole, little by little you tickle inside. Teach her that her ass is for you to enjoy. Eventually you can bite it, and in time. That sweet bun is yours.
Do it in the shower though. Poop comes from there.
>ur a virgen lol
imagine thinking that your self worth is measured in how much of your woman's shit you eat.
It is just a matter of communication , if she isn't comfortable with something respect that and don't make her feel bad about it. Sexual anything is about communication , its intimate and its about trust. One day if shes ready to try then you can ! just communication is key
Don't worry. You're just a generic normalfag who is so susceptible to programming that you've now been convinced by the popular media you consume to lick faces.
It happens all the time.
Because it's shit and most people know that eating shit is humiliating and health risk
ok dont make it out to be more than it is, you're literally not eating shit. Afterwards, literally using mouth wash would clean all hygienic issues. You are avidly against this , and I respect your opinions - sexual things are personal and between consisting adults. I dont think it poses as great a health risk as you are portraying , implying all hygienic methods are ensured.
You're a shiteating faggot because the TV told you it was cool
t. shit-eating cuck
It generally means you're in love and she might be the one. Tell her something to the same effect and see if she let's you do it. Have this conv
ersation after she showered, of course
>You're a shiteating faggot because the TV told you it was cool
This. It's the total meme fetish right now.
>2011-2014
50 shades BDSM meme fetish
>2014-2017
Daddy roleplay meme fetish
>2017- present
Eat da azz meme fetish
>you are the one I love, please let me lick your shitter
TV? nope
I seriously believe that making fun of the kinks of your partner is probably one of the worst things you can do for your relationship. All i'm saying is that communication is key for this.
>oh baby I love you so much I want to eat the shit out if your ass because a homosexual negro on Twitter makes jokes about it
Worked for me
She says she's not interested in that. Some women don't want their partners to debase themselves. I wouldn't want my girl to lick my shithole either, it's disgusting and I wouldn't be able to look at her without thinking 'ewww she licked all over my shithole' afterwards. Op should either keep his asshole licking fantasies to himself of dump his gf for some Twitter thot who will make him eat her shit and then will mount him with a big black strap-on
I agree , he should keep them to himself especially if she said she was strongly against the idea of doing it. It's unhealthy to pressure your partner into doing something she wouldn't want to do. His girlfriend sounds like a sane person , and they just need to talk and set boundaries
Maybe she'd be more on board with it if you stuck to doing it either in the shower if you're having shower sex, or post showering.
Imagine being so furious that other people are being physically intimate lol
imagine being so brainwashed by twitter memes into thinking that licking asshole is being intimate and not disgusting
who are you to say what a girl sexually wants? If she wants that and the guy is willing to do it then why the hell not at least try it ? Also, you cant morally attack millions of people for having consensual intimacy. Its no different than licking girl's vaginas thats filled with puss and piss? But yet its common place , because its intimate.
>vaginas filled with puss
what kinda people do you fuck? trannies?
Anyway, if you are so beta that you are willing to do anything, even the some really revolting things, only because some retarded thot wants you too, then gl kek
What do you think lines the walls of their vagina ? It literally is just that , yet people pride themselves on their ability to do just that. Its just a sexual kink that some people like and want. I still dont understand what is wrong with that ?
nigga you need some anatomy lessons if you think girls have puss in their coochies
I'm talking about the natural lubrication , its not really puss but you know what I mean. regardless , they do have piss floating around in there. Therefore, its just as "vile" as the other user thinks licking a girls ass would be.
What im saying is its not and its just a kink
piss is objectively less vile than shit but whatever, do your thing if you are into licking shit holes then who am I to stop you. Enjoy and let us know when you progress to swallowing whole turds
oh I plan on giving you all weekly status reports as I descend down the slippery slope of eating ass
What happened to eating pussy like normal men do?
That shit is lush, bumhole on the other is not, so please don’t do it ty god bless.
Hi Op
Don't dive straight for it, build her up to wanting it. Start playing with her ass first, don't penetrate her ass, just play and tease. My girlfriend loves it.
stop. your mouths are for food, not for sex nor for eating ass.
No u
Men today hate vagina and love buttholes. They cannot help themselves, man, woman, any mammal. Got butthole they want it. Why hasn't big pharma cooked up a pill to keep men away from an anus.
because then you couldn't make " le I eat ass" memes on pg-13 movies and shows
Why would (((they))) care about that? It wouldn’t benefit (((their))) interest...
Everything you touch in a bathroom has unseen shit particles and bacteria on it. When you fart you release unseen shit particles into the air. Bacteria literally covers everything. You are filled with bacteria right now. Perhaps you shouldn't worry so much.
yes? things are dirty. how does this justify sticking your tongue up someone's shit hole?
Because if your argument is "but microscopic amounts of gross stuff could get inside you ewwwwwww", it's a weak argument.
my argument is that the microscopic stuff that could get inside you in your bathroom is part of daily life is just something you have to deal with, whereas sticking your tongue up a hole specifically made for getting rid of waste is not, and carries a significantly higher chance of giving you megaaids.
but that hasnt stopped you degenerates before, so why should it now?
here we see user trying to fight the hoard of ass eaters
sexual butt stuff is sexy as fuck and girls absolutely love it becuase it literally feels good for them
But it's literally the same stuff. And you don't even know what disease you actually have to worry about, which just means you're having a childish knee jerk reaction to something you're conditioned to be grossed out by.