>wake up after staying up until 2 am because I was playing fortnite >walk around my house and realise my daughter (16 years old) wasn't anywhere to be seen >ask my wife where she is >wife casually says she went out to a party and said not to expect her back until maybe the next morning (this morning) >wife said it in that tone that says "this is how things are, accept it" >know that it was unlikely to be a party with her school friends because I send her to an expensive private school with lots of commuters >the surrounding area is a mixture of rich families and really poor ghetto areas
How do I bring up my objections in a calm manner that would appeal to a typical 30 something average middle class British woman, the type that votes for New Labour or David Cameron?
>playing fortnite explains why your daughter is a becoming a whore and your wife a distasteful cunt
Ayden Murphy
plant drugs in your daughters room and use it as a hammer to beat your wife
Tyler Thomas
You’re a beta male. Be the head of your house or just plug your butthole and subscribe to gay porn.
Levi Diaz
>How do I bring up my objections in a calm manner you stop being a cuck and control your family like a man. If you are so emasculated that you have to bring this up to Jow Forums to get advice on it you have already failed as a man.
>up all night playing a childrens game >wonder why nobody respects you You are a faggot and your daughter is pregnant with a niglet
Jason King
Look at the bright side. You no longer are on the hook for a big, expensive wedding.
Austin Cook
>Be the head of your house That's retarded advice. Women don't start listening after years of doing their own thing. He should abandon them and start a new family.
Jeremiah Brooks
Put your foot down and say she is underage and that you she is not an adult and if anything happens to her, it's her fault.
First things first, you want to dominate your wife sexually. Out of nowhere just grab her and kiss her and feel her up. This will build up sexual tension. After that shag her brains out. That's the wife in check. Do the same to the daughter.
Aaron Foster
unironically this
the most based shit you can do is swap out your old wife for one of breeding age white population decline isn't gonna reverse itself
Lucas Ortiz
deal with it she is getting raild. you lost your child and you got a whore.
Juan Reed
you sound like a massive cuck. kick the wife out, lock the girl in her room until she's ready to listen.
Ryan Evans
>oy cunt dearest >where the fuck is my teenage daughter >if shes at a niggerparty shes homeless
Harden up my man you brits lost all your bite to australia.
Henry Jenkins
Ughhh. Get the fuck off fortnight (are you 12?) Fuck your wife into submission , and invest the time you're wasting on Vidya into showing your daughter what she should be persuing.
Not some un-ambitious fuck playing fortnight until 2am.
Brandon Brooks
Obviously he can’t undo the weakness and beta male behavior throughout the years, but my god, when will the feminine beta mindset come to an end? When this guy is raising some Arab grandbaby ?
Austin Gray
Well first of all get off fortnite and get involved with your family.
Jayden Reyes
>Do the same to the daughter. Yes but with a severe beating so she can know her place and never dispute your rule.
Josiah Reyes
POO
Ethan Clark
SHART
Grayson Sullivan
This is the correct answer. She is your daughter op you clearly haven't diciplined her will enough in her youth. A punch to the face will make up for your ineptitude, you'll have the child's respect in an instant.
Jackson Hall
Congrats, user, you neglected your daughter and should feel bad at the result.
You also married an NPC, so you should treat her like one (give her zero regard at all)
Ignore her and give your daughter a BTFO she deserves. Come down on her like a 500 ton shithammer, ground her, take her electronic devices, and monitor her like a prison guard to make sure she's studying.
Christopher Russell
ROTHERHAM
Hudson Thompson
IRISH ASFALT
Isaiah Flores
This thread is full of bad advice, OP. What you must do is this. >call the po >"my daughter has been missing since yesterday evening, my wife has no idea where she is." >wait for the police to do nothing >daughter comes home >*go go gadget home drug-test kit* >if positive for alcohol/weed etc. = grill her and wife, demand street address of the no-gooders and call police to have then raided for underage supply. >daughter now "uncool" in the eyes of her peers, ostracized if you will. >"I only care for your safety.. we need to tighten this family unit." >take them on a walking holiday in the peak/lake district because you need to reconnect. >buy daughter a beer in a local pub. >"I'm not the bad guy, just care for you/ we can be grown up together with trust etc" >You are a man and a competent father in your wife's eyes >fuck your wife >return home, rejuvenated and as a unit.
> test comes out negative? >falsify >repeat all further steps