Big dick dude with an 8 incher here

Gonna be honest, having a big dick over time teaches you a lot about human nature and women.

I would say roughly 50% or more of women I have fucked in my life had a boyfriend or husband. Many remarked how much more satisfying they found sex with me compared to him. I've had women tell me they wished they could find a tall, rich white husband to take care of them and show off to friends, just so they could cheat on him with me. I've had women tell me they hate that we have such incredible sex together, because they find my personality unappealing and don't think I'm "good enough" to be their boyfriend, but they want sex from me near constantly. I work at a steel mill, don't make much, live in a dingey basement and drive a 2004 Toyota. I've spent most of December smoking weed and playing Smash Bros. Basically, I'm a broke, nerdy nigga. Despite this, I've pretty much never had problems getting laid. Sometimes with women who told me that if I never showed them that vid of me dancing my dick around in the bathroom mirror, that they'd have never given me a chance. And instead, we have ongoing sexual relationships that last months.

They put up with my nerdiness, my brokeness, my lame car, my weird job, my blackness, the fact that I watch anime and play Nintendo games, all because my dick is big and fat.

Life is really fucked up.

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Congrats on having a big dick, its a nice thing to have.
Maybe the problem isnt being vain but that the rest of your life is kinda messed up. Try to work on that user.

I don't believe any of this happened. Women aren't going to fuck you because you show them a picture or video. It's impossible to do. Plus dating apps confirm women strongly prefer white men and black men are the least attractive race.

>but that the rest of your life is kinda made up
ftfy

isnt it a surreal kind of feel to know that they feel absolutely nothing for the actual person you are, and that you are just an extremely effective dildo to them? like, the person you are, everything you've done, your very existence may as well not even exist, you're just a meat rod that requires less personal effort than a vibrator

i dont know how i would feel about that

Yeah, it feels kinda fucked up at times. I prefer the girls who I can at least chill with and get a good vibe from. The women who just want to get fucked and absolutely nothing else I try to cut off unless theyre very, very attractive. Humans really are animals, these women fuck me because of a primal instinctive craving to be filled by a large penis, but once satisfied they mostly just want to go home or sleep.

If you don't believe a man, whether black or whatever, can't get women to have sex with him based on a nude selfie or video, you are simply incredibly naive and I wonder if you're aware that it's the year 2019. Nude selfies and vids are just part of the game now. I've had women berate me and tell me they have no interest in me, and then I'll show them a pic of me posing with an erect penis in front of the mirror, and we'll end up having sex the same night.

The fact is, women love big dick. And some will hook up with a black guy like me on a whim, just cause I'm hung and exude a strong sense of sexual confidence.

Niggers

You don't know women if you don't think this is believable. It's a bold courageous move, and shows off literally his greatest asset, and girls, especially on dating apps, are just looking to get laid. Most will be repulsed, 20% will be like 'this guy does not give a fuck, lets go.' He will live in some liberal city shithole with lots of options. Women love big dicks aswell, just like how dudes like a nice ass. These girls won't be looking to stick around.

I don't think you are looking to improve your life. I think you're taking your fetish and putting it on the internet to polarize us just as your experiences do to you. If you do want to help with things, maybe try getting a girlfriend who likes you for your character and not your cock. They will be out there. You are not your cock user, lol. Cut down the weed and nintendo as well and pick up a sport or something.

You're probably a troll, but what you have posted isn't outside the realms of possibility.

Nice bait lmao
Cuckfags are the worst

I do want to improve my life, I am into weightlifting and am pretty healthy. In time I want a better job. But problem is like, I'm so comfy. Once I started showing off my dick, getting laid became so easy. I wonder if other guys try harder to succeed and raise their status because it isn't as easy for them to get pussy on demand.

>if it doesn't happen to me, it isn't real.

some guys look like male models. some guys are hung like me. both groups have it easy mode.

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Ahh, Big Dick Black. Been a while

What happened with that girl that fawned over you in one of your threads? She got pissed because you inadvertently posted her first name in a pic iirc. What happened then?

Also what about that super-bitchy milf you were fucking? What's happening with her?

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I dunno if your lifestyle is fucked up. Are you happy?

>I don't think you are looking to improve your life. I think you're taking your fetish and putting it on the internet to polarize us just as your experiences do to you.

'I do want to improve my life, I am into weightlifting and am pretty healthy. In time I want a better job. But problem is like, I'm so comfy. Once I started showing off my dick...'

Point proven.

You are not looking for advice. you are looking to polarize people and get a reaction.

If you are shagging those dogs, no wonder you feel an existential hole in your being. I'll leave you some advice, seek a meaningful relationship as opposed to shagging these ugly whores who only like you for your dick.

I'm still smashing that girl, but she's a lot nicer to me these days. We just needed some space. I fucked her right into 2019, when I pulled out my dick to check the time I was like "Happy New Year". She's said I apparently am only getting better at sex and she's becoming emotionally attached to me due to all the sex and time spent together.

I'm not trying to polarize anyone. I'm just being honest: I fuck pretty nonchalantly and just base a lot of my self esteem on sexual value.

That from here girl was fucking dumb. I made her multiple personalized stroke and jerk off videos calling her by name. She disappears and reappears and has yet to send me a picture. I've fucked women from different countries who were just passing through Toronto. Women from Jow Forums just seem to be dumb in general, don't care about her any more.

Your missing my point - you are being honest, I can see that. But you aren't looking for help, you are just looking to share your experiences, and inflict the bemusement, disgust, bewilderment and absurdity of it all back into our faces instead of helping youself. That's my point.

But I'll indulge your conversation because it's pretty fucking hilarious. How the fuck did you meet a girl off Jow Forums?

literally one of these threads. I posted a nude pic on request (thread got deleted and i got temp banned, not repeating that). Then this girl started talking about how she follows all my threads and the image of my nude body and my dick "burned into her mind" and eventually we exchanged kik. She just kept asking.for personalized stroke and jerk vids, videos of me nutting and then pissing like crazy. She was weird but showed me her tits which were nice, apparently she lived in England which is a whole island away. What annoyed me was despite all my camwhoring, she refused to show her face so I stopped talking to her.

The internet is full of these horny insecure women who never actually get laid. It's weird.

I admit that I know my life is a bunch of weird debauchery. Casual sex, alcohol and weed, video games and anime, porno and random hookups with strangers. I've gotten head while playing Mario Odyssey with detached joy cons completely naked. I know my life is weird, but I feel fucked up. I look at normal people with normal lives and think, should I be more like them?

Maaaaan having a small dick fucking sucks. Thanks for reminding me (no sarcasm) I was fooling for that bullshit "I prefer average" crap.

Its so crazy, you must have the opposite anxiety that I have when showing a women your goods (In my case bads) for the first time. I gotta pray she doesn't pull the :| face lmao.

At least when you find someone, you'll know she likes you for you. I've learned mist women don't like me, but many will look me straight in the eyes with tears during sex and the most heartfelt smile while she moans, "your dick makes me so damn happy". It's always some sincere expression, usually after or during orgasm with her body shuddering and panting, that my cock means so much to her and made her feel so complete. It's never anything to do with me, something I said or a personality trait of mine. It's a double edged sword. You get the sex, but no emotional connection. The only connections I formed that were emotional were after a long, long time.

Can you show it to us?
I want to compare mine to see if I can do the same

I dont wanna get banned again. I'm around 8" and 5.5" girth. If you're above 7", your probably in the big dick club.

Fake and Gay.

As a dude with a dick roughly the same size as op's, I'm calling bs. This isn't even close to reality.

Ok honest question: how many times have you sent women nude selfies of your dick? My kill count went up like crazy once I started sending nudes and stroke vids.

A couple times, with pretty meh results. But I'm not a degenerate so I don't care.

He's a negro so some thots will fetishize him and give him free sex.

You actually have to work, big dick or not.

Cringe

Nice b8 attempt. If you have lots of sex, you'll find that women appreciate a whole lot more about it than just the dick. Secondly, if you truly are fucking a lot of women into kingdom come, giving them the greatest sex of their lives, a few of them would have caught feelings by now.

timestamp dickpic or gtfo

Consider suicide

Hol up I gotta bd too can you elaborate on this lifestyle? Also be careful that sounds a lil gay lmao

Do you ask? Or do you just send em? I’ll admit I’ve gotten laid once from 1/2 I did send and there’s a chick I’ve gotten steady nudes from with the 2nd

Also I’m tryna get my stroke game tight, any tips?

Black guy here as well

sadly only fat women and uneducated women date us. :/ Porn is just a meme

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Keep playing your Pokemon and stop talking so much shit, kiddo.

I (the post above you) fucked a ucla student and educated her on the B B C

Yes but students are usually the stupidest girls :/

kek should've said doctor or jury if you wanted to make a point, my African friend.

Kek, saddest cope I've seen in a while. Not even a bbc fetishist but dang.

I'm black though.

It's a dude bro

Dude i believe you because i could pull of
similar shit as a white dude with a 7er. But i must tell you it ruins your image of women. After realizing how unloyal they are, i feel like i can never commit do a relationship again.

>I look at normal people with normal lives and think, should I be more like them?
Up to you man
I can tell you this: wouldn't want to be you. Based on your own words you are poor and no one really likes you, girls only use you like a whore for what you look like. Hope things go well for you but you need to figure out what is next, because right now you have no future.

Good for you. Start degrading those whores even more.

Damn user, thanks for the kool poem.

Dude, I'm vain and into girls worshiping my dick too, but the girls on that screencap look fugly.

>They’re all fatties or ugly.

Sure showed us OP.

>women
>Jow Forums
You, sirrah, are in need of MOAR LURK.

>All these crabs trying to tear a man down.
Don't listen to them, OP. I'm sure you will eventually find a girl who loves you and not just the d.

this is quite a blog post.
OP, you will eventually die sad and lonely, in a filthy existence of your own creation. in the meantime, have fun with the thots. Do us all a favor though and get sterilized.

Just tryna warn a brother that chix on Jow Forums have dix.

pretty based post

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>Negresses and literally Eggman's mom
Nice.

OP if u want help, talk to a therapist.

Vainity is a pretty important value of human nature. Just look at all these anime like Gurren Lagan and shit to see how humanity paints itself as the most important thing in the universe with a willpower that is beyond comprehension. Well no shit, it’s because we’re the only intelligent beings for billions of light years, of course we’re gonna be full of ourself.

Now don’t delude yourself. These emotions of ours, there’s no perfect balance. However, we each all need our catharsis of emotionality every once in a while. You’ve found a relatively healthy one through sex. However, based on your posts, you just, to be honest, want to brag, and other posts indicates you’ve done that in the past as well.

You probably really do want help. And this post is definitely a call for help. But it also serves other intentions.

But if you solely want help, management of your emotions that it doesn’t take over your life, talk to a therapist

don’t do anything, don’t reply to my post, don’t call ur mother, until you have scheduled an appointment with a therapist

good poem

>all races
By that you mean black white and Latinas.

Nice job

and asians. Don’t forget asians

I'm the same size but at 6'1" it doesn't look as impressive. Any tips on vid production/angles/etc?

aw bro c'mon I thought they were at least 6/10

t. other black man lol

When you live the flesh
It's the beginning of the end

Other other black guy here; I think it depends on your shape. I’m wide, flat and straight but my is like twisted in respect to idk, my shoulders, ya know? So basically from the bottom right it looks thickest. I would just spend some time taking a buncha pictures. I’d be careful though. Stare into the abyss and it will stare into thee

It’s not your dick size, it’s your looks and your confidence. Looks I mean Height, bone structure, and facial features. If you got a chad face, you’ll get pussy every single time like it’s nothing

yeah, is right. I would like the causal life like you, but not with those girls. Done that a couple of times always felt like shit afterwards.

t. other other black guy

Update us more about the rough sex. You were good at describing it last time.

This is not me

I was always good with my 6 incher where I had some girls wanting to come back for more but now my gf who was a virgin struggles because I had 10 partners. It breaks her heart.

Beware the pitfalls of pussy.

>literally Eggman's mom

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Mine's only 7.5" and 5.5" girth, I'm lucky in that I'm a 5'11" lanky guy so it looks really big on me.

She wouldn't feel that way if you made her feel like giving you her virginity actually meant something to you, or made it clear that she means far more to you than your past lays.
A lot of whores see notches in the belt as a good thing to indicate experience but for women who actually hold on to their virginity it is intimidating if your first is someone who could easily say they've had better.

If a guy has sex with a lot of different women their pussies compress and shrink his dick, it's just science but man thots don't want girls to know the truth.

kek, you are fucking ugly girls. they are desperate bro. you are living knee deep in shit and only thing you enjoy is fucking woman that nobody rly should be willing to stay in one room for long. serious black culture here

Weird larp but ok

I don't care what anyone says, having a bigger dick is definitely better. At work today I purposefully stuffed my khakis with a thick bulge that ran along the inside of my briefs to my hip, so it would be concealed while wearing a jacket normally, and I could expose by putting my hands in my pockets and acting casual about it, or by sitting down. Older women who would normally yell at me were calm and chatty, thots that thought I was weird were willing to open up and talk to me, and because of their kindness, my confidence skyrocketed, leading to my manager (male), who did not see my bulge, complimenting me on my improvement in both behavior and work.

So all ya'll fuckers saying it's the motion of the ocean can go fuck yourselves, dick size is, in fact, the most important thing.

>tfw 6.5x6
Where am i lad

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To all the people saying "dude those chicks are fugly", bro... that's how I know I'm fucked. I have one girl I hook up with a lot, the really crazy bitchy girl (let's call her A.), definitely much more attractive than the other girls. She's very sexually picky, and at this point is basically obsessed with my dick. We've had constant, unprotected sex for months while she takes the pill. She actually lived with me for a month while finding a new place. We arrange sex pretty much weekly and have sex marathons every weekend almost. Even despite this, I still feel the desire to cheat on her with low tier women, just for the variety of pussy. That's how FUCKED I am. Even when the girl is not very attractive, I get turned on by how fascinated they are with my penis, sucking the dick and balls with conviction like they've been craving a long, fat dick in their mouths for months. Honestly speaking, I'm lucky not to have an STD. Also lol I have fucked quite a few asians too. In general, I just need constant attention, constant praise and physical attention paid to my penis. Basically, that look on women's face when they see my cock is what helps me wake up in the morning. There was even this short dick 4" guy who saw my nudes from this board, he added me just to talk about how big, long and beautiful he found my penis, I don't think he was gay but he concluded he was genetically fucked from birth and felt deeply jealous of men like me. He'd tell me about how much he hated himself and almost seemed to enjoy living vicariously through the sexual misadventures I'd tell him about. And yet, it still made me feel good knowing that he was praising my cock the whole time. That guy could be reading this now. I know I'm fucked.

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unless you're a shitposter or there's a lot of guys like you on Jow Forums i think you're the guy that keeps posting his dick in the Jow Forums telegram group

>tfw the bad boy poster and the dick LARPer have yet to be rangebanned
You fags might as well just trip at this point

bit of a nitpick but if she's on the pill you aren't having unprotected sex

despite ur gifts u still struggle with validation. maybe ur not vain, but just insecure?

Gonna go with on this one. You have a bona fide woman's mental disorder.

One of the biggest problems that women suffer from today is a lack of validation, or, more specifically, internal validation. They find flaws with themselves in almost every aspect, and can't find positives in themselves. Then, suddenly, someone else notices a positive quality about them. This is called "external validation" and is completely normal and expected between two kind people. However, because the woman lacks INTERNAL validation, she dwells on the external, and expands on it.

You know how a girl will call herself ugly, and it's blatantly obvious that she's wanting you to call her the most beautiful, most attractive girl in the world? That's a woman struggling with internal validation, because she's fishing for a compliment, any compliment, from an external source.

Just like her, you need to be constantly praised for your dick, because you seem to believe it's the only quality you have. So congrats, ma'am. You really are fucked.

1. Bait
2. Disgusting
3. Nigger ape
4. Kalergi plan.
5. Jews.
6. Fuck yourself.

I dont frequent Jow Forums

>because i have a short dick i think big dick guys are lying

you remind me of this 5'3" guy i knew who thought the NBA was staged like WWE with invisible wires.

it's true I guess. Nutting in her feels incredibly gratifying. I love that oozing creampie too.

Honestly I feel jealous of guys who have normal relationships. Every connection with women I have is vain, they love my dick or muscles or something and the relationship always revolves around sex. Women act like I'm a dirty pet dog they have sex with and then never want to talk about or discuss with others. They just leave me alone until they miss my dick.

You're typing like a fetishist instead of someone genuinely upset with their predicament, so I'm gonna reassert my position that you're like a woman fishing for compliments. I'd suggest at least getting in to porn, so you can keep getting praised while also getting paid.

You probably have some kind of hole deep down you are trying to fill with hedonism.
t. also has a big dick. also a hedonist. fucked up my life and relationships.

I'm much longer but I kinda wish I was close to this size or even 7 as I could reach deep but still go to pound town, so you're good mate

How’d you fuck up you life/relationships? You can’t bounce back?

Not him, but there's eventually a point where being hung stops being exciting and new, and becomes more routine. Throughout high school and college I was okay being the one dumped after one night so girls could punch their "big dick" ticket, you know, take a pic or a vid to share with their friends that they've gone on a big ride, but now that I'm getting older and wanting to settle down, I'm finding that I don't have the right social skills to actually build a steady relationship. The closest example I can think of is being able to breeze through public school, never having to study, only to try and get a STEM degree at university, and not having the right skill set to manage time, homework, and learning.

There's more to it than that, but it'll sound like a pity-party, which it is because I'm the one who wasted my time (literally) fucking around, instead of developing into a real human being.

How do I leverage my BD for hedonistic manipulation? Just send dick pics? How does it work fellas?

Ah okay. I know that this is a shitty life to live but I can’t help but be a little jealous of you lol.

How big are you btw? I’m 7.2*5.2 (some of it covered by a bit of fat) and it’s pretty meh.

Unironically 11x7 soft, 12x8 hard. And don't be jealous, it's just for show. Most guys who are in the 7-8 range can use a towel as a bumper to go to town, even 9-10 can do it with a bigger towel, but at this point I have to be careful to not cause a hospital visit. Thinking during sex sucks. Always being bottom sucks. Not getting deepthroat sucks.
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