Hey guys, it's been a ride but I need painless suicide methods a$ap

Stop. Please call a suicide hotline.

Dude keep livin its worth it. It gets better

Are you white? If so, read on.

I was in the same spot as you. Suicidal and depressed. Tried hanging myself multiple times since no access to firearms.

2 years later I'm fit, employed, in a steady relationship, and strong.

Join me in taking the NatSoc pill, followed by the God pill.

>Become connected with your ancestors and Creator
>Motivate you to exercise your body and mind to glorify your race and God
>Give your life purpose
>Shed degeneracy (alcoholism, drugs, fapping, self-loathing)

Etc.

Watch the Greatest Story Never Told and read the Book of John. Even if you are hesitant, do it. The documentary is six hours and it will take you 2.5 hours to read the Book of John. This is a very small amount of time which can open you up to new vistas of inspiration.

Godspeed user. Heil Hitler, Deus Vult, and God bless you.

Come to sixteen divided by two chins for further truth bombs once you have completed this preliminary step.

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Dude that's incredibly pathetic, but I'm glad it worked out for you.
Sig heil lmao

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>Are you white?
Sorry bud, but you'll probably be glad I'm heading out.

You seemed to have figured out a path and meaning for yourself though, hope you're fulfilled.

>Sorry bud, but you'll probably be glad I'm heading out.

Not at all. Still dont want you to kill yourself. You can still take the God pill. Good luck to you.

A long drop hanging snaps your vertebrae and makes you comatose in an instant. You wouldn't feel shit.
The perfect long drop hanging requires a force of 1100 pounds between your body and the fully stretched rope, and the length of the drop obviously depends on how much you weigh. Just convert your weight to pounds, then take 1100 and divide it by that weight to get the drop length in feet.
If I assume you weigh approximately 180 pounds, the drop should be six feet

Dude, no matter how shit your situation is, there is always ALWAYS someone out there that has it worse than you. There are people that live in their own shit and have to walk miles for water, but they're happier than you.

Happiness and satisfaction are relative.
Someone who was born into different circumstances can't equate their standards for reaching happiness to someone with a higher or lower quality environment.

You think anyone who's not an african villager should automatically be happy about their situation?
That's retarded.
Everyone knows that there are people suffering around the world, that doesn't mean shit to them or us.
We're all still living separate lives under different circumstances.
I can't help it that the stress of losing a job or dropping out to me is relatively equal to a villager wondering where all the boars are going.

How much money you got bro? Should spend it all on coke and hookers before you go

Can I take this path if I'm Scottish or do you have to have Germanic heritage?

>Someone who was born into different circumstances can't equate their standards for reaching happiness to someone with a higher or lower quality environment.

It doesn't mean we are stuck to our environments and identities.
I think what he said is a call to try and get involved with whatever is out there for OP and let himself be surprised.

You can definitely take this path. Anyone of exclusively European heritage is more than welcome into the fold.

And you can even be a National Socialist and be non-white. It's a philosophy for all peoples.