>Tried to microwave my cum again
Oh god fucking christ the STENCH ALL THROUGH MY HOUSE. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Tried to microwave my cum again
Adam Sanders
Ryan Brooks
>again
Kek
Leo Young
what does it smell like? I'm intrigued, truly
Christopher Reyes
what the fuck were you thinking
and why would you microwave your cum
Charles Lee
It smells like melted plastic and burned hair. It is hands down the worst smell I have ever smelt in my life
Connor Miller
You fucking deserve it for being a weird dumbass, why would you microwave your cum wtf
Just open your windows and maybe turn some fans on, it'll just go away with time
Jaxon Collins
>tfw mom found the masturation microwave
John Nelson
who do we get profit out of that ???
also - please pic of cum inside the microwave
Blake Roberts
I dont know why I have a compulsion and can't stop doing this. It's like a fetish. I've already been in therapy all of 2018 as punishment for doing this the last time
The smell doesn't go away that easy, because I put the microwave on a high setting and a lot of minutes so the pantyhose caught on fire and when I opened the door smoke and the fucking stench filled the whole house. Every time i've done this I have to increase the minutes and intensity on the microwave or else it doesn't feel pleasurable
Nicholas Bailey
i heard it cooks like an egg why the fuck would it smell like plastic.
Adam Ortiz
oh you put pantyhose in there as well why? You're gonna burn the house down and be on the street if you keep this up.
Gavin Harris
P I C or gtfo
Tyler White
I already cleaned it up so dont have any pics but it looked like pic related except with pantyhose in the microwave
I know its not gonna cause a fire. I fap and I jizz into the pantyhose and then put the two, in the microwave and turn it up as long and strong as possible then run away. This fills my body with a sensation I've never felt by any other method, it's unreal. When I open up the microwave when its done I take a big deep inhalation
Angel Bennett
wear a gas mask and heat the cum in a bong or someshit
its more save and without the smoke from the pantys.
Brayden Scott
>this is a real thread
Love it, absolutely love it.
Jonathan Clark
>i was in the Jow Forums thread the last time he did this
good fucking grief this shit is hilarious. did your parents find out yet?
Anthony Turner
OP this is hilarious. you need to go on my strange addiction on TLC
Zachary Roberts
I choose to believe this is a legitimate problem for you and not just a copypasta.
Jason Harris
What possessed you to microwave your own cum? like wtf lol
Ryan Wright
>again
Nathan Thompson
This, fuck OP you made my night
Liam Harris
OP u basically roasted millions of ur offspring alive and now the smell of their dead souls haunt u
Gavin Reed
To kill his unborn children
Adam Green
Yep and now my mom is coming back from a funeral weekend tonight and I still can't get the fucking smell out of the house entirely. Plus a scorch mark is burnt into the bottom of the microwave
My parents ended up divoricng over this and now i'm going to get sent to fucking therapy again if im lucky or kicked Out of the house if I'm not
Charles Reed
Andrew Rodriguez
Can you make another thread when she is back home and post the results?
Carter Price
Superheroes: straight from birth, a whole batch of em
Ryan Howard
You fucking what m8?
Jacob Reed
>again
Levi Kelly
The plastic smell is from the pantyhose OP is masturbating on to, obviously.
Lucas Taylor
Don't breathe too much of that shit OP
burnt plastic is toxic
Also keep us posted on happenings
Brayden Cooper
Put me in the screencap lads
Mason Richardson
Another copy pasta...
Brayden Harris
Good, you need the therapy. This time, try to not look at it as punishment? You do understand that this is a problem don't you?
Austin Cook
>what does it smell like?
the holocaust
Ryan Long
Open the windows and spray air freshner?
Tell us, user, how did you discover this fetish? What was the very first time like?
Kevin Anderson
sell the house on ebay
Easton Brooks
Its not a problem for anyone but me. If not for the fact that im burning my mom's panty hoses and accidentaly burned the ,microwave, it wouldnt be a problem
It started with just my mom's pantyhose then i put one and the cum into the microwave one day
Cameron Sanchez
Good job OP
Kayden Green
>It started with just my mom's pantyhose then i put one and the cum into the microwave one day
A legend is born
Kevin Cox
Show pics
Michael Gutierrez
bumping a good thread
Parker Edwards
>It started with just my mom's pantyhose then i put one and the cum into the microwave one day