I want a latina girlfriend, where should I travel to find one? I'm European. Do I need to learn spanish...

I want a latina girlfriend, where should I travel to find one? I'm European. Do I need to learn spanish, what do they like? Give me some tips you American chads if there are any on this site anymore.


Cities I've been considering by far

Los Angeles
>+I've always wanted to visit LA
>+Hollywood, venice beach, beverly hills, all the cool shit you see in the >movies/media/etc
>+Legal weed
>+Latina girls, obviously
>-Long flight
>-Expensive(?)


Miami, Florida
>+Amazing nightlife based on what I've read and heard
>+Cool places to visit
>+Cocaine
>+Latina girls, apparently
>-Lots of homeless people
>-Good chance to get shot

Nevada, Las Vegas
>+casinos
>+drugs
>+cool places
>+hookers (im not into hookers, im looking for real love but still I cant really count lots of hookers as a negative thing)
>+gun ranges
>-casino owners might kill me if I win the jackpot


Mexico (idk what place in mexico)
>+Cheap coke
>+Cheap everything
>+Lots of latina girls
>+Very high chance of getting wrapped in an adventure because of the fact mexico is a 3rd world country. Maybe saving a thot latina girl from being kidnapped, wandering around dark allies to score some coke, finding out someones dark secret. Possibilities are endless.
>-very high chance of getting robbed/murdered/sold as a slave, especially as a white gringo


Texas (Austin maybe, not sure yet)
>+a good number of latinas
>+beautiful nature
>-might get shot by a redneck
>-might get shot by a black guy who thinks I'm a redneck
>-might get shot by a cartel member who thinks I'm DEA
>-might get shot by a cop for not wanting to play simon says
>-might end up in jail for 16 years for getting busted with coke
>-might end up getting lost in the desert
>-might get shot by a random guy for looking like a person who voted for hillary

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Be careful what you wish for

The only two places you legit need to worry about are Mexico and LA

The rest are fine and safe

The Oaxaca area is pretty peaceful most days but full of rural types, think Mexican rednecks. Tijuana is okay if you find the right areas but stay away from the "bad" parts of town and don't let anyone talk you into any stupid cross-border antics.

LA or San Diego

LA has a lot more going on but San Diego is a much more serene place, and it's closer to the border. Overwhelmingly Hispanic.

In any case, I'd recommend lurking a community college. If you can attend, you can get most of tuition waived by financial aid, and you can just take some fun classes or do some fun extracurricular stuff. You'll meet sooo many Hispanic girls, and a lot of them are really cool. Trying to get somewhere in life, looking for new horizons, away from the traditional routine. A man from another country is perfect in representing this.

Also, in SD you can just skip on over across the border with a twenty minute car ride and go clubbing there. You'll find tail, and most will speak some level of English.

What kind of European are you?

The fuck, weirdo? Why do you want latina gf? If you think they're passionate in the bed you're so fucking wrong.

Thanks for answers guys

Why not european latina, like from spain?

Because they dont speak english

I'm a Central European Guy with a Colombian GF. If you are a University Student (or will be one) make sure to immediately go to the International Students office and get involved there.

Helping people settle in, organizing parties with them and what not. You are bound to meet plenty of Latinas that way - also if you meet guys from South America they can help you get into the local expat community in your city.

>If you think they're passionate in the bed you're so fucking wrong.

> this fucking guy

>Why do you want latina gf?

Picture IS related.

Latinas are the Dark Souls of having a GF.

Once you had one you just can't go back to having a boring fucking relationship with a white girl.

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This is so funny but real life. Buddy married one and she beat his gringo ass and humiliated him constantly. Now, she wouldn't have done this with a latin man and her latin ex's beat the shit out of her.

Latinas cheat. A lot. And tons of drama. If you're a white European, I highly suggest against it, your babies will be born and won't look like either you or her, they'll look, in all honestly, deformed. People just never say that out loud but that's what everyone thinks, from what people have told me in secret.

I have several Latina friends, and as much as I like them, I see they are often very unstable, emotional, most have abused drugs, are furry types, depressed all the time, drama, hardcore man hating types or they'll pretend to not be "like other girls xdd" but those types always cheat a lot.

Oh my god thats fucked
Thank God im not a normo

To add, the only Latina couples that ever worked where none of the partners cheated secretly was one. And even then, the two fought for 3 years everyday, mostly drama started from the girlfriend. I constantly had to give them relationship advice. They now have a stable and happy relationship, but it's pretty bad when I've only seen one Latino relationship work out.

I don't get it. So you want an emotionally disruptive and unstable gf who has the mood swings of a borderline bipolar person? Did you have a broken relationship with a mother with anger issues and now you're seeking for a gf who's gonna scream at you all the time? Good luck with that cheating skank of a golddigger, I guess.

>your babies will be born and won't look like either you or her

If you have those weak American "white" genes.

I'm white enough to bleach my gf desu

OP here. I’m the opposite of an alpha male so I guess having a latina girlfriend wouldn’t work out

If you're that serious just swing by the Texas city of El Paso for a few months. I go to the uni here and the women are generally all 7+ its pretty weird actually.
Latina women want a lot of attention and dislike men that have bitch qualities. So if she starts drama just put her in her place, then give her a lot of attention, and she will respect and love you.

>>-casino owners might kill me if I win the jackpot
Come again? I lived in Vegas for a few years and never heard of that.

I guess it depends on the kind of Latina gf you want. Different countries have different cultures with similar values but it really depends. I strongly advise against dating Mexican Latinas as they usually come from pretty unstable families, but not always mind you. A lot of girls are sick of their kin and want to mix with other ethnic groups because of this so beware. You're better of trying to date Americanized hispanics with Americanized families because if you date first generation Latinas they often have a lot of traits from their homeland.

I had good experiences with Argentine women but I'm certain there are women from other South American countries like Brazil, Uruguay, and Ecuador. Costa Rica also has hospitable people from my experience but the choice is yours buddy. Try Americanized first, good luck.

Deformed babies you say? Well from what I understand a lot of people live in rural parts in the tiniest villages where inbreeding takes place between cousins of varying generations, or so I assume from experience. I know it happens a lot in Mexico so this might account for individuals with shit genes being born.

I met mine on Tumblr of all places, OP. She literally loves eating my ass, it’s great.

Latino dude here

Avoid marrying a puerto rican
Countries below mexico (including) make excellent wifes, except colombia unless you are a latino and know what you are doing
When you are at parties the first thing you do is start signing the songs and asking for a dance, dont drink just dance. They love outsiders who like their culture. Ask her out in spanish, text her in spanish. Meet her family members asap (not mom or dad, just cousins specially the females ones)

you are one lucky dude

and what is your opinion of going to cuba or venezula, if i rembember well you can easly go to cuba and get a wife if you are a decent look and if you can take her out of cuba

You should try some Brazilian girls. I don't know if we're actual Latinas though.

Don't forget smelly and diseased, as subhumans always are.

Can confirm latinas ALWAYS cheat.

More context, user? I'm curious how you know this.

To add, even my native American friends (Asian lowkey) have told me how all their female Latina friends were cheating whores. I knew of a Latina who sent nudes to a new guy every few months in hopes to get him interested in her and send her some nudes back. She also sent her nudes to her friend's bf while they dated still.

Oh look, a mutt that doesn't have biology class in school. Most traits shitskins have such as brown eyed and black hair, disgusting giant horse noses and pointy goblin ears are dominant genetical traits. When a shitskin and a white person mix, the offspring has a much higher chance of getting more shitskin genetical traits, and a few white traits. He will look neither white nor Latino though, he will look like someone threw him into a blender. He will also have very higj chances of neorological issues, mental illnesses, short temper, lost of identity, have a hard time finding a partner since by instinct, most don't want to bang a mix since their genes are, as most would put it, inferior to survival or genetical progress and health. Look into phenomenas like racial mixing between dwarf winter white hamsters and dwarf Campbell's, and the side effects/burdens their offspring face. It's a simplified version of what happens to mutt humans. Even Christians wrote in the Bible how racial mixing was disgusting.

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Literally anywhere in Southern California.
I'm drowning in qt latinas

Camila is fucking gorgeous and a sweetheart. That being said, she's a HUGE outlier. Most are very belligerent and their families (here in the US, anyway) aren't very fond of having a white guy dating their daughter/sister/cousin.

Why do you think some of these unfavorable traits like brown eyes, big noses, and pointy goblin ears are dominant though? Shouldn't the better genes be the ones getting passed down to children? Colored eyes besides brown do look more interesting and cool but are recessive, why is this?

Spain, Italy

Biology class teaches these, at least in countries who aren't full of censorship. Also "white" genes are more new, so everyone has ancestors who once had brown eyes, for example. Meaning a white person will be more likely to have a brown eye gene despite having blue eyes. So a blue eyed person may have brown eye genes, and a brown eyed person will definately have brown eye genes and probably not have blue eye genes. So when a brown and a blue eyed person mix, chances are high the baby will get brown eyes. But sometimes they'll get blue eyes anyway. Sometimes two brown eyed partners can get a blue eyed baby for both having the same hidden blue eye gene, and vice versa. It's just more common to have a hidden brown eye gene.

"White genetical traits" are just more new, complex and further away from what our neanderthal ancestors were. We all had Neanderthal or Neanderthal-like ancestors who had brown eyes, giant noses and "goblin ears", so there's more people with these genetical traits, whether it is visually visible or not. Hopefully you can comprehend me despite me being a filthy foreigner who's shit at English.

To add, some white people can have brown eyes, oddly enough. But it's rare. Half of Italians are technically white even if they have brown eyes. Germans too. Very unique ethnicities.