Witches/Cat ladies

Like where are our late 20s/early 30s female counterparts? I mean, I've seen picture of wizards (and incels) and most of them aren't actually bad looking so there must be a bunch of socially withdrawn women on the other side right?

Where would they be? What places would they haunt?

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in b4 deeply cruel and invalidating comments from miserable people that court despair on the daily

I cannot offer you much, OP, other than I hope in earnest that you meet someone and that you can have happiness too. Bless you

not Op, but bless you for being sweet and kind and for that reply. Made me happy.

They certainly don't post on Jow Forums because they don't like being called roasties and feminazis and shit. Maybe some of them did post here 10+ years ago but they likely got turned off by the tits or gtfo rule.

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Thanks. I mean, I was just wondering this since these days everybody on Jow Forums seems to be in a relationship.

>Maybe some of them did post here 10+ years ago but they likely got turned off by the tits or gtfo rule.
There's seems to be a lot more cam girls on Jow Forums in the past few months now.

>cam girls on Jow Forums
what do you mean

*waves hand*
Femanon 29. Still don’t know how to socialize. Single. Few friends though those that I do are good.
I usually lurk, mostly because I have nothing to say. If it’s any consolation, user, I’m sure there are more.

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Where do you spend your time IRL? My OP is really asking about where my counterparts lurk IRL.

>I’m sure there are more.
Kinda doubt that, there seems to fewer older anons in general.

/soc/

Ah. I misunderstood. At work, grocery store or at home. Sometimes bookstores or game shops.

Fair enough. It does seem like the majority are teenagers at least on this board.

Why do you think they want to be found or want to socialize? Everyone venerates them for having a vagina, so most nerdy women I know of hide away from their status as females because it completely changes how people treat them.

90% of women go for 20% of chads, the remaining 10% are either disable/fugly/ retarded or all three

80% of loser betas and 10% of fugliest women locked away in a house or some psych ward

You tell me which of these will you see more on the internet

Learn some basic math faggot.. women literally don’t have to provide anything other than pussy and some desperate faggot will be ready to fuck her and pay for her and her devil spawn

While 80% of men will slave away their entire life to occasionally sniff some used up pussy if they are extremely lucky

Game shop? Like a LGS?

Like looking for like I guess.

>*waves hand*

30 year old hambeast and still trying to act cute, maybe that’s why you are single

That shit looks cute on 16 year old girls

Ladies and gents, incel logic.
In case you didn't already know what's like, here it is in it's full splendor.

They have a no males policy.

Women who are virgins in their late 20s and beyond in this day and age are either physical wrecks, mental wrecks, or religious zealots, the latter can be placed under mental wrecks as well.

The fact that this can happen makes incels look twice as sad.

Incels are sad because there is no such thing as an incel.

Go on, convince me.

About 90% of men are sexually active, and 97% of men have had sex by the age 30.
Your 10% of men having sex with 90% of the woman theory has no basis. It’s more like 90% of men having sex with 80% of women or closer to an equal playing ground in many places.
Looks like Jow Forums for women. Isn’t there also lolcow? It looks like an unhappy place.

Shhhhhhhh, don't argue.
That's just incel logic.
Just let it die out.

>no such thing as a person who wants to have sex, but isn’t having sex
Really gets my noggin’ joggin’.

We are in the single easiest time for anyone to find sex in human history.
These people CHOSE to not have sex. They could go to a bar on a major drinking holiday, use an app, hire an escort, go to an AMP.

These people have choices and they chose the option that keeps their virginity in tact every single time.

Oh boy let me introduce you to the wonderful world of nice guys.

I turned 30 last month, am virgin. I just prefer to be alone and am very paranoid and socially incompetent.
>Where would they be? What places would they haunt?
I go hiking in the woods just to get away and think and work on my writing/worldbuilding. It makes me feel at peace, and also makes me feel nostalgic. When I was a kid me and my friend would go out there and play 'elves.'

reddit.com/r/niceguys/
Here dude, take it. Have a blast.

Lmao reddit tier post mate, who are you trying to impress?

>incel

Is this a new meme? I have a gf but reality is reality

smelly roastie detected

So how is that different from the male incels

Someone didn't have a good poopy today

Bump.

I’m 29 femanon and a virgin by choice because I’m saving myself for the man I love.

This always make skeptical when a male user says it but like why?

You ever get urges?
Ever date in the past?

i do get urges and have a sex drive and i masturbate (only rubbing on the outsidr no insertion) and yes i have been on dates but no sex. i’m only interested in having sex with someone i’m in love with.

Didn't really feel that spark on the dates? Something they were missing?

I'm a 31 year old single female. I don't like cats though.

All my ballet teachers were also old single women. We could be retired teachers.

>i masturbate (only rubbing on the outsidr no insertion)
...why?

Teachers don't retire at 31

bc i can orgasm without it and don’t want to lose my virginity or tear my hymen inserting things inside myself?

yeah that’s right, just didn’t feel anything for them even when they were nice and good looking.

ballet dancers retire early though, their careers are over by 30 or 40
and if you are not good enough to go professional, you can be a teacher at age 18. Then you spend all your time around girls and women, and before you know it, you're single old and own 4 cats

Losing your virginity is having sex with someone. Do you think someone has lost their virginity if they break their hymen riding a horse (not uncommon, also inb4 horse sex jokes you filthy fucks). Additionally, you're going to have to put something long and thick enough (yes, both) in there to break your hymen, a finger or two won't do it.
Can't fault your logic on not needing to though - I very very rarely insert anything when masturbating too, don't need to to get off

Have you ever felt that way about anyone? Under what conditions?

A rare a reclusive creature, the femawizard prefers to occupy her time with video games, manga, anime and reading dumb boring books. Very rarely will she ever leave her nest unless it is to earn wages or stockpile her nest with edible goods. She is a creature of social anxiety, reclusiveness and in many cases bad hygiene for she doesn't interact with humans enough to justify the water bill going up. The best place to find this creature is online where courtship easier for her as she needs not interact face to face with the opposite gender.

Rough
Maybe take a class, or take up one none dance activity

i have stuck a finger up there but it doesn’t feel that great anyways. i was moreso talking about using a dildo or something.

yeah, I never penetrate when I masturbate. Doesn't feel good, I think women only penetrate in poon and that is for the sake of men watching it, not because it feels good

>penetrate in poon
freudian slip? lol

? it's a funny way of saying porn

yeah, I should probably take up a common male activity to find a bf. Maybe programming or something

It's another word for vagina too - short for poonani

Or even events. Any event at a craft brewery is skewed heavily male.
So are most sporting events, game shops etc.
I don't think many activities are skewed the other way

>in many cases bad hygiene
Is that true anymore? People these days seem to take care of their personal hygiene a lot more.

>Where would they be? What places would they haunt?

My girlfriend’s sister can be found almost exclusively:
>at work
>at home, baking
> at home, hanging out with her mom
>somewhere outside hanging out with her mom

And the about it.

I’ve actually dated a couple 25+ year old virgins before(met them doing online dating), talking to them, sounds like maybe similar-ish stories. One of them was actually pretty fucking cool and cute as hell, she just had Asian as all hell tiger-parents that she loved and interacted a lot with, but sounded (to me) like they smothered the crap out of her.

Pareto distribution.
One of the most proficient rules of mathematics that can be applied to virtually everything everywhere.

>hurr durr it's incel logic.

1 roastie sandwich has been deposited into your account

>My girlfriend’s sister can be found almost exclusively:
>at work
>at home, baking
> at home, hanging out with her mom
>somewhere outside hanging out with her mom

Makes sense.

>lolcow
Plenty of girls there have bfs though. There are literally no standards for girls. The cute shy girl with no sexual experience you wanna marry doesn't exist unless you wanna break the law.

Hospitals. Single ladies gallore.

me, but im asexual, so not alot can be done about my situation

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>asexual
is not an orientation. It's an symptom of something.

>I don't like cats though.
This, I'm a dog person
I resent the cat lady stereotype

You can also find her playing video games at home, or reading at home.

Sad thing is, she could be seen as decently attractive. She’s even a fairly boisterous and confident individual. She is not at all the shy and quiet type.

But I can tell, the few times I’ve seen it kinda of intimated that she should find someone, she kinda just shrinks and becomes kinda self-deprecating. I remember Christmas her uncle mentioned something about if she was seeing anyone and she just kinda softly reached out to a cat and said, “No. Never. Ill just be here alone with my kitties”. That was about the quietest I’ve ever heard her be.

My girlfriend is also pretty sure it’d be hard to find a guy that could stick around for too long because of how bossy/opinionated she can be, but then they don’t really get along too well as sisters, so I have no idea. I think maybe she thinks a similar thing though, which is why she’s kinda scared of dating, even at 25/26.

Frankly it’s a little puzzling to me, but I guess I can also understand and deeply sympathize with a fear of dating and putting yourself out there.

I know plenty of girls who are good with asexuality (including me). I would actually prefer an asexual guy, since those people tend to not see me as an object to use up and throw away.

I don't know if you're gonna find socially withdrawn/cat ladies/witches at a job that requires a lot of communication.

>“No. Never. Ill just be here alone with my kitties”
Dawwwwwwwwww... This is really adorable. I want to be aoone together with her and her kitties. I don't like cats though
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You can find actual 'witches' at your local occult store.

>I think maybe she thinks a similar thing though, which is why she’s kinda scared of dating, even at 25/26.

Does she have friends?

I'd like to know too.

Bro, I'm . Come back here and tell me more about your sister in law. She might be the love of my life.

I have to say this does sound pretty witchy.

This bait?

those statistics can't be believed because people lie about their sexual prowess to feel good about themselves

>Looks like Jow Forums for women
>It looks like an unhappy place
I don’t know what else you expected from a bunch of forever alones

>at home
>at work
>in the grocery store
>in transit between these locations

My female counterpart would be the same, unless we are working at the same place, we will never meet in a meaningful context. That is the curse of being socially withdrawn.

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Sssh! You're not supposed to talk about that place.

What a convenient excuse to not believe empirical evidence that conflicts with your worldview

>we will never meet in a meaningful context.

I don't live in Texas, I'm not going to chat up random people about everything that ails me.

I'm serious. ;_;

That's why I say that our situation is like the Fermi paradox. Aliens MIGHT exist, but we're unlikely to meet each other.

I just thumbed through that website. It was super interesting thank you

Oh fuck, don't tell me you're going to start shitting up CC too.

>we will never meet in a meaningful context.
Maybe, but then again you might meet in a mutual hobby like MtG at the LGS.

>I'm serious. ;_;
Dial it down a little.

>Maybe, but then again you might meet in a mutual hobby like MtG at the LGS.

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>Dial it down a little
???
Are you the brother in law? Tell her that we will have as many kitties as she wants.

>brother in law
If you'd read the initial post that guy made you'd know it's his gf's sister instead tripping over yourself for this imaginary shot at some girl.

I haven’t replied since yesterday but he’s right, dial it down.

Knowing her, with all the desperation you’re carrying even if a meet was set up, she’d probably take one look at you, do a fake smile to humor you for a bit, and instantly be looking for ways to escape and chew out whoever that this was a good idea after.

Your desperation is pretty fucking extreme bro.

Even lonely girls want someone with more self-respect.

You're getting in the way of someone's happiness. Do you feel good about it?

If that “happiness” is directly harmful to someone else I care about. Yup. Pretty damn fucking good.

How is living happy with many kitties harmful?

The thought of dying alone is terrifying but nonetheless a reality for some of us.

If the male-female ratio is 1:1, then there are the same nr of loner females. For example in a small town. Let's say only 3% of the males/females are alone.
Then from 100 women, 3 are alone. Hard to find those.

And if you're not in a small town?

Then the same statistic still applies across a much larger area.

That’s how it works unless you somehow live in a polygamist society.