Tinder Chad: Banned Edition

They got me boys. No clue what I did wrong but looks like I'm permanently banned. I can always start a new account I guess but that's too much work.

Anyways, I hope my fellow /adv anons keep the titty suckin' dream alive. Make me proud.

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You got reported or something. Yeah "let me suck the stress out of your titties" is bold and forward enough to get you very far with a lot of girls, but it's also way too far for a lot of them.

On tinder? That's not a Christian dating site.

You more than likely just got mass reported by people here. Some people don't like a showoff.

Fuck whoever reported

>Chad

I look at one of your threads, and the first thing you posted was a pic of a fat like 35 year old school teacher

"Chad"

This was your final warning.

>Step 1. Acquire Google Voice number
>Step 2. Sign up for Tinder using said number
>Step 3. Make an account using pictures of chads
>Step 4. Titty suckin' chad method
>Step 5. Get their number and ask for nudes
>Step 6. Amass collection of nudes via Google Voice messaging
Will it work, bros?

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Yes it will

>Be me, chadlet
>Only 3-4 matches in several hours
>Make new tinder account for an imaginary catfishing chad
>20+ within 10 minutes
I didn't know what I expected

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Well on the plus side you can accumulate a million matches with Chad pic then change it to your real pics when nobody is looking

That sounds like a great way to kill my self-esteem when I find all of matches are gone an hour later

Wait a few months and they’ll forget who you even are when you message them

Unrelated but being a chad is tougher than I thought. It's getting hard managing replies to each girl and who to get back to.

>Only 3-4 matches in several hours
fuck you, FUCK YOU that's much more than some of use get in our entire tinder lifetimes

have you tried not being ugly?

> have you tried not being 5'4?
> have you tried not having terrible acne and crater face acne scars?
> have you tried not having a disgusting beer belly despite being underweight?
> have you tried not being a wristlet?
cunt

why are you so mad bro?

because these are all factors completely outside my control

3 and 4 are within your control

get plastic surgery and stop making excuses
take a loan if you're a poorfag