>take the darn diddly pasteur pill >become based farmer >also redpilled >politics ceases to exist >only crops now >nations abide slowly but surely >now theys a whistlin' the funny farm tune >she bop, she bop, giddyup darlin'
The economies of 99% of the world are currently propped up by fake numbers in fake spreadsheets. The world went de-facto bankrupt in 2008, but it had already deceased decades prior. The system as you know it still grinds its gears unknowingly, oblivious to the loss of purchasing power. The citizens move to and fro, without a care in the world, not finding it the least bit odd that a loaf of bread is 3 dollars now. At this rate, Venezuela will be a case study for how it all began, micro to macro.
Are ya prepared? Have ye the crops to sow? Or are ye a city-fellar?
well i suppose memes will all be high quality and OC, once farmers are pullin them there strings huh
Nolan Wood
>tfw you had to go and document beans for a 4th grade project >would've easily won first place, but was too autistic & asocial to bring the actual plants with me, just my documentations >get second place trophy instead >brainlet who brought his bean plants get first place trophy to this day im still think bout those beans
no, beans from your planet see most life in the universe is actually near the core of planets, for warmth & life & protection surface life is extremely rare and your specific brand of organic life is very valuable to us, more than say, the value you place on relatively common things in the universe like gold
be based, based ET. see ya in that there yonder. when the field done overgrowned'
Isaac Butler
have you ever actually been to a farming area?
Luis Wright
>tfw carefully try to lift a "cow" >end up slamming it into a a fence, a house, and finally a silo while going at an extreme speed >wasn't even a cow, was a "horse" >get moved back to your "internet" for observations & interactions
well hot diggity damn there pardner how are the cows doing this mornin'? i'll be glad when them heavy winds stop howlin' through, good rains though, gonna be a nice harvest this year you spoke to ol' betsy lately? heard her daughter finally of that age a man might take a closer gander at 'er. thinkin' 'bout going over there myself and have a look-see
Nathaniel Foster
user I like this thread and I like you
Evan Sanders
This thread need some waterin
William Cook
This is my goal fellow mountain jew. Fuck the suburban life.
apologies, checked back in and thread was on page 10, I will expound now.
the dard diddly crops i's be referatin' to, done be fuckin all the gosh darn diddly faggot freakin' shit those gosh fraggin diddly (elites) want.
yuh see son, in this here future, yall better be some smart cookies, and some farkin gosh diddly damn quick whips if yall gon have a place in that there farmin' quota.
ya catch muh drift sonny boi?
Carter Anderson
>mother fraggin pitcher heckuva lot relative to my furkin topic of this here conversatorium, sonny boi'
well, first your must take the darn diddly pasture pill and get on the darn tractor and rev that son bitch up
but secondly, i am referring to automation. which by stark contrast is not a meme. and people fail to realize the exponential growth in technology.
exponential growth is something that humans have a very hard time really conceiving. they base time off of what they have seen in their own experiences from the past.
what i am telling you is, we will have robots/algorithms that will be capable of doing every single job you can think of in 5 years time, all owned and patented by billion dollar conglomerates.
I tthink, at least at first, they will keep some pets around, incase they need a runner (farm hand) to turn a wrench on a tractor (robot/printer)
so, the other 99% of the population (useless eaters/non-farmers).. they are no longer needed. and the conglomerates will have all the tech needed for a swift and clean takeover, without spoiling precious resources/destroying land.
Ah, I see my karma has rewarded me, I just bumped someone elses good thread.
>we are farmers >dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Nathaniel Rogers
>is this the prairie life? >or is it just a funny farmiliy.. >caught in the pasteurize machine >no escape from my lactation duty >open your skies >then look back into your eyes and seee >everythings backwards >I need farm symmetry >cause its easy ho' >easy tow >little dry >little snow
Parker Perez
IM JUST A DARN DIDDLY FARM BOY, PRINTIN MY DARN FUCKING DIDDLY UCKIN' PRODUCTS FOR ((THEM))
NEED SOME SLEEP, CAUSE THIS FUNNY FARM AIN'T GONNA BE OVERSEEN BY ITSELF.
>absolute embarrassment of posts >yet, a topic that will affect each and everyone of you sooner than ye can blink your farkin noggin balls
makes me really feel like... everyone is just walking off of a cliff. sure, people know all of the mainstream "redpills".. and theyre good.
but.. people really have NOT takin the damn pasture pill, and these crops are going to sow out of thin air, and they will balk.
Cameron Wood
sometimes i just sit back and take a deep breath.
on exhale, I mutter "yep, few people really.. really know how things will soon be, and why, and.. gosh darnit it will be lickity split. The exponential is a real kick in the ass" long one, but i do that.
Benjamin Cooper
to think, it was like 5 years ago, google went public with "deep dreams".
since then.. since the concept was widely grasped and understood, shit.. just browse github.. there have been so many improvements and forks to encompass learning of all aspects of life. and they get better twice as fast as the last fork. it is the moores law of digital intelligence.
I am telling you, you will see a robot speak to you like it knows youre mind like a blueprint in 5 years. and this algo will build itself the perfect physical form.
this is not science fiction, and i am far from uninformed on the subject. (i think, or it could be dunning kruger.. but no, i think)
Brody Peterson
>youre and we even trust it to spell for us already. see where this leads you. to destruction.
Nicholas Torres
well, looks like the darn diddly rooster went in the ole' henhouse to bang the misses, that means this farmer gonna hit that sack o straw too, i reckon.
to the abyss, (and to myself i converse) I say good eve yall
howdy all my swiss and german and swamp german friends can all yall tell me some of them old farmer words in yalls native tongues
i tell yall there ain't NO apoclypse comin, if the whole big shebang of civilisation do fall France gonna run the world seein as we still use big filing cabinets full of paper for ery damn thing and our poor farmers been payin for macroons fer macron since clovis times so we got the thing down
Samuel Fisher
55554 clinton 55555 yang 55556 sanders everything else trump
In 30 years I believe if you're not farming you won't be eating.
Benjamin Watson
Farmed and CropPilled. Start farming son.
Ayden Parker
>politics ceases to exist >only crops now Strangely insightful. At the end of the day trade and resources are what actually make the world go round
Landon Hall
Mhmm.
Asher Peterson
Swiss Jew (who is probably french) is trying to sound like an American Western farmer.
Thinking.
Henry Jones
Clown world has been destroyed, America has been cleansed of its malignant disease. But now... it is time plant my seed, & tend to my crops, find a ye fair maiden to copulate with with in the tall grass of me vast plains.
