How do you jelq? Just a quick rundown

How do you jelq? Just a quick rundown.
>inb4 google
Look, just answer the question please

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if you're really interested in giving yourself erectile dysfunction I'd suggest placing your erect dick on the edge of a table and whacking it really hard. When you feel a popping sensation you know it's worked.

Dont

How big is your dick now?

Not for enlargement but for straightening it, it has a fucked up curve upwards and then left, it is seriously fucked up, like out of a horror movie.

Good for g spots.

Yeah of course of course. Look user, it seriously looks unusable.
Have you seen that user that posted here a while ago with the big downwards curve? Well mine is basically like his except up and then to the left.

my penis used to bend left in high school from wearing too small jeans all the time.

Well it went away probably from excessive fapping or something now it has become straight

I wanna see

that's called Peyronie's disease. A fibrous plaque has built up in your penis that is causing the curvature. See a doctor if you want. Many people who have it can still have sex, in which case you wouldn't treat it. Sometimes it goes away on it's own after a couple years. A urologist might be able to give you pills or in severe cases surgery might be considered.

Blue board and no
Well I might as well try with jelqing

How much fapping is enough? And how?

So? Is it like a banana?

Youre gunna hurt yourself, desu.

No, it literally erects straight, then curves up, and at the end curves to the left a bit.
Banana would be better.

How?

don't jelq. Do you want to make it worse? Where are you seeing evidence that jelqing can help with Peyronie's?

jelqing might give you ED on top of this problem. Have you had sex with it? Maybe you can have sex despite it.

I don't think you have anything to worry about. They got best selling dildos shaped like that. Look up all-American whopper dong.

Jelqing damages dick tissue. Its a meme, nigga!

Yeah I've seen online that it can make it better. How can it worsen it?
>Maybe you can have sex despite it.
Too scared to try, I've had a girlfriend but I was too scared and embarrassed to try. I'll never have sex if this continues.
I highly doubt it though, it looks sick.

Mine is way worse user. Here, I'll draw it.

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No nigga, its a fucking meme like dick pills! Look up all American whopper dong, its super popular.

Thats fine. G spot and prostate destroyer.

please at least talk to a doctor and get their advice before you try jelqing.

It's sad that there is such a societal stigma over this and other sexual dysfunctions.

I'd strongly recommend trying sex first before attempting to jelq. Maybe it will all go fine and your girl won't care at all.

Nigga tell me then how a dick that can't have sex looks like?
I was heavily monitoring the thread of that user some weeks ago with the down curve. Even to him people gave mixed opinions and answers. Mine is 10 times worse. It's basically like his except up and then a sharp turn to the left at the end, and I mean SHARP,

There is any. Yall self conscious

Lmao.
I'm the downward curved dick guy, I can't believe someone is referencing me. Yeah I'm self conscious about it too, just now I could have had sex but didn't out of fear.
Don't know in what condition you are, honestly take a picture and post, I did.
Yeah I'm kinda figuring that out, honestly I'm still unsure if it's usable but I'm slowly getting there.

Since OP said his looks like mine except up and to the left here's mine, can't post on nsfw on Jow Forums so here's a link to a r9k thread I made

*isnt any

Is this the thing where you stick the live hamster up your ass?

What a wacky thread, I love Jow Forums

G spot destroyer. Do it doggy style

ALSO ANOTHER THING OP.

Unironically try to find some porn with a guy that has a dick like yours and see how it goes, it did help me a bit but I only found porn with anal, everyone in my threads said anal so I still don't know if I can fuck positions from the front. I'm still really concerned about it.

And to answer your question DONT JELQ, it is dangerous, people recommended it to me as well but after some research I found out that it's not worth it.

Yeah yeah, literally everyone says that but I'm wondering if other positions are possible.

Yes but doggy best

I don't know user, you still haven't seen my dick.
Hello, yeah you were the user, I don't know man. Like, your dicks seems weird but as people say it's at least usable for doggy, mine is worse.
I'm really self conscious and scared, I could've lost my virginity many times already but I didn't.
yes

Doggy isn't the go-to virginity losing pose, it's something more normal and innocent.
Then that's just a plus, I'm just concerned about it not being able to do other positions besides doggy.

Dont care. Any dick that isnt literally horse size can have sex.

Fuck didn't see your comment and now I have to wait 1 minutes.
Well even your dick has a pose then, you just have to find it.
Honestly I don't even like doggy that much, so it's more of like teasing me with like "oh you can do this well"
But actually no one responds if I can have normal frontal sex.

Youre over thinking it.

Well i have a long ass dick and usually get relegated to spooning and cowgirl. Do i care? No, im getting pussy

I see where you're coming from, I guess I won't jelq then.
Yeah but then performance anxiety kicks in and all and I have another thing on top of all that to worry about...

This is why insecurity is unattractive. Just put your fucking dick in me!

If you're a girl sure.

Honestly I'm tempted to get a prostitute just to try to see if it's possible to have sex. But I don't want to waste that much money on that.

Just fuck already!

Easy to say.

Don't.
It causes nerve damage and sex/masturbation won't feel as good

Easier to do

I won't, everyone seems to be saying that.

side question: Is it possible to accidentally have jelq'd?

I feel like I have a lot of the symptoms that come with jelqing gone wrong (soft erections, lack of nerve sensitivity) but I never was actively trying to jelq. Could I have been masturbating with a bad technique or something?

No I don't think so.
You just broke your dick. GG

but how? what could have caused this?