Beto bros get in here! We need some unprecedented memelording to get our guy elected. Post your best Beto memes.
>Inb4 muh Beto is a shitlib
Lyin' Ted gang is not allowed to post here.
/bbg/ Beto Bros General
Xavier Campbell
Liam Morgan
Kill all Jewish and israeli children.
Oliver Rodriguez
A "Texan" who thinks citizens shouldn't own AR15's
Jonathan Perry
one more filter la la la
you know what to put in the fields
Lincoln Scott
This
David Mitchell
In all fields one must sage
Dominic Adams
Fucking loser lost to Cruz, he is white and a man, he has 0 chance.
Blake Brown
It's betophiles
Luke Watson
But he's inspiring, and like a rock star.
Brayden Ward
"Twelve Years"
Pushing through the market square
So many mothers sighing
News had just come over
We had Twelve years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us
Earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet
Then I knew he was not lying
I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TVs
My brain hurt like a warehouse
It had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things
To store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people
And all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people
And all the somebody people
I never thought I'd need so many people
A girl my age went off her head
Hit some tiny children
If the black hadn't a-pulled her off
I think she would have killed them
A soldier with a broken arm
Fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest
And the queer threw up at the sight of that
I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour
Drinking milk shakes cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine
Don't think you knew you were in this song
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you talk
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk
We've got Twelve years stuck on my eyes
Twelve years, what a surprise
We've got Twelve years, my brain hurts a lot
Twelve years, that's all we've got
We've got Twelve years, what a surprise
Twelve years stuck on my eyes
We've got Twelve years, my brain hurts a lot
Twelve years, that's all we've got
We've got Twelve years stuck on my eyes
Twelve years, what a surprise
We've got Twelve years, my brain hurts a lot
Twelve years, that's all we've got
We've got Twelve years, what a surprise
Twelve years stuck on my eyes
We've got Twelve years, my brain hurts a lot
Twelve years, that's all we've got
Twelve years
Twelve years
Twelve years
Twelve years
Brody Flores
/thread
Brody Jones
beto brooooosss
Jacob Bailey
Your a fucking loser
I can smell your virginity shit head
Carter Sullivan
One of those no real jobs guys like obama.
Red flag.
Jaxson Mitchell
Fake Mexican, Real Pendejo
Ayden Morgan
"see what a finski can do to a guys attitude"?
Cameron Mitchell
Why is your candidate a Nazi?
sage
Benjamin Carter
got beat by ted cruz on an off-year when the entire dem machine was hyping him
white obama!
lol
this motherfucker doesn't just oppose a wall he proposes tearing down any already existing walls or fencing
completely open border
Jacob Wood
>Beto
filtered
Aiden Ward
beto = beta
Dominic Myers
>Got beaten up in the reddest state in the country
>Can't win the presidential election with the current demographics
Sure thing, buddy.
Ethan Sullivan
he doesn't have what it takes and the DNC will turn on him
Juan Wilson
I guarantee you he will get the pussy vote. Letting bitches vote was the biggest mistake. Most women will vote for him based on looks.
Gabriel Fisher
Why is there so much low quality garbage on this site these days?
> 1,000,000 threads a day about Literal who Leftist Open Borders Candidates and polticians who are supported by internationalist Jews
> Same amount of Based SandNigger/Pajeet/Chink threads, despite the fact we used to make fun of people who made Based Minority posts
> Tons of Drumpft Sucks circlejerking threads along with that as well
> Unironic promotion of (((Democracy))) here
> Huge amounts of Promotion of Left-wing positions and ideas
> Tons of promotion of racemixing with Asians, despite the fact that it goes against 1488 and we used to make fun of you faggots for it.
> Way more Low-Quality threads, It’s much harder to find some actual good quality threads
At this point they should just rename this board to /leftypol/ 2.0, because then the name would be more accurate
Jackson Thompson
>it goes against 1488
lol
Kevin Watson
He won't even get the nomination.